One of the cats at work had kittens. Oh God I want to take them all home with me when they're all old enough but Jace might kill me.
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One of the cats at work had kittens. Oh God I want to take them all home with me when they're all old enough but Jace might kill me.
So, I was in the grocers buying cat food, and I happened t’ stumble upon a shelf full of MARMITE. FUCKING MARMITE. I’ve forgotten how much I hated it. Why is i’ still selling?
What the hecks is Marmite?
Aww, that is so sweet! Sounds like you’re loved.
I think they just really appreciate how much work I do at the shelter, I spend about as much time there as I do with my husband.
Aww, that was so sweet, the girls at the animal shelter got me a spa day as a wedding gift just for me and then got Jace and I a toaster as a joint gift!
I know, it’s not a big deal to me either but I guess it is for them. I guess it’s a part of Julie’s growing up. Yeah, I’m not too sure how I feel about it either. I’d much rather her room with a girl friend of hers but.. I mean I can’t do anything. “She’s 18 and can do what she wants".Â
She doesn't need to grow up! She's grown up plenty the last year. And yes, yes you can do something! You could tell Levi that it's inappropriate and that you don't want her living with him. He'll listen to you. You're his best friend, he has to. Threaten him if you have to!
Unfortunately there’s nothing we can say to stop her or make her come back. But at least we’re one step closer to being Lancaster sister free and officially on our own. Though Jessie is still newly recovered and it probably wouldn’t best for her to leave just yet.Â
But I like having your sisters here, it's not that big of a deal for me. And...she's living with levi, I just think it's a really bad idea.Â
Married life is absolutely no different than just me living with my boyfriend. Except the fact that Julie moved out. I'm not sure I like this..
What's up, Portland?
Yes please, I might write a book.Â
You...are so gross.Â
What's up, Portland?
Hah, well yeah. Anyway.. How was the wedding night?
Mhm...anyway...the wedding night was just as good as the moment in the reception when we broke away from everyone. Would you like more details?
What's up, Portland?
I’m not chasing her, I’m perfectly happy just being her friends. I wouldn’t say I’m like that actually, hah, I’ve only had one girlfriend my whole life, and her I started dating in high school. I’m not a master on getting girls, I don’t have any experience. Hey, I wouldn’t say stuff like that to people I don’t know.Â
Mhm, maybe she's chasing you instead then. I'm just joking with you levi, you should know that by now. I still think there's something going onnnnnnn
What's up, Portland?
Yeah I will, I’m not gonna give him a choice, you guys deserve a proper honeymoon. Yeah, she does that. She’s rather feisty. [Laughs] You know what I mean. She’s adorable. Â
Mhm, we'll see about that mister. And we all know you like them like that. The whole thrill of the chase. I know what you meant but other people might not.Â
What's up, Portland?
Take it as a second wedding gift, alright? I already have countless useless guy things. [Chuckles] Yeah, Lulu. I wouldn’t say perfect, I do enjoy her company though. Hah, Yeah, Beth, did you meet her? If I have fallen in love with someone, it’s her.Â
You're going to have to talk to Jace about that. It's his choice not mine. You know how he is. I said almost perfect, until she started hitting you. I did meet her at the dessert table, I gave her an extra piece of cake and made sure she got a pink rose. But don't say that! If people took it out of context, they'd think you were a total pedo!
What's up, Portland?
I’ll pay for your honeymoon, why the hell haven’t you asked? I don’t mind. You guys know I have more money for my own good. At least Jace does, I don’t mind. Lulu? No, we’re just friends.Â
No you won't. Jace would never allow that and you know it. We'll do it on our own, spend your money on..useless guy things. Lulu? That's her name? Well you two looked almost perfect at the wedding. Are you playing daddy?
What's up, Portland?
Yeah? Why not a real honeymoon? Yeah, I’ve never been a good at that kind of stuff.. Hah. I don’ think I got the chance to say it, but you looked beautiful on your wedding day. Jace is a lucky man.Â
Because we can't afford to take time off now, especially when Julie just finished high school. Aww, thanks Levi. Jace is a lucky man and I'm a lucky woman. What about you and your date? Are you two together?
What's up, Portland?
Hmm a lot. Taking a break from our mini honeymoon. Your speech was...alright, I was mildly impressed.