Funeral Queen

My name is Alexandria but everyone calls me Ali. I'm currently working as a mortician in Toronto and I love my job. Welcome to my world.

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Lettuce take a moment to appreciate that nothing beets a vegetable pun. Corny, I know. Peas, don’t tell me a tomato is a fruit because I simply do not carrot all.

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Les Messagers du Ciel

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Gwen Stefani serving braces + pink hair, 1999 [x]

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omggggggg<33

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It (Tommy Lee Wallace, 1990)

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11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use)

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These are great! These are all really useful methods of defending yourself and I actually learned most of these in my Krav Maga classes. 

I would have to go up against people (usually guys) twice my size and could easily overpower me, but these tricks DO work and they don’t require a lot of strength.

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Reblog to save a life

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Keep these in mind ladies!

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Seconds after John F Kennedy was assassinated, 1963

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Watch: SNL roasts Trump with “Racists for Trump” ad

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Honestly whoever is writing these SNL skits….. Finally SNL feels vital and important again, satire wise