Mortuary Margaret

28. Massachusetts dweller. Anatomist in training. IDGAF forever. Lover of the macabre. IG: necro.sis

[swagintherain]

[msnbcpundit]

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

[apjvff]

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

[almostvivian]

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

[allisquish]

Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.

[riskpig]

I’ll allow it.

[sensitive-inferno]

I have but two words:

[durnesque-esque]

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

[kaleymonster]

Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like

[riskpig]

Perfection.

[medinaquirin]

@anotherspecter

[biglawbear]

I ride into battle on one of these

[bardicknowledgeblogger]

Animal Companions

[techcat]

Fresh combat

[themetaisawesome]

Monks have to use these

[ariassong]

Wizard’s Spell book

[ariassong]

Warlock Patrons

Archfey

Fiend

Celestial

Great Old One

The undying

[kalkris]

THE B A R D

[play6irl]

[thug-gifs]

Reblog in 40 seconds and you will be put on the path to achieve your dreams and find your fortune

[atsirhc-deactivated20230825]

WELP.

[xanadontit]

Can’t hurt.

[jigglyteenfeedee]

Bet

[arizonasugarbaby]

I’ve been rolling in the dough lately so it seems like these things are working 🙏🏻

[baddestheaux]

No they literally work

[lilyliqueur]

I reblogged this the other day and literally got a settlement check from an old job. like LMAO ?????????????????????????? 

[fixedhawa]

i’ve got nothing to lose lol

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

Gothic Massachusetts:

There’s a Dunkin Donuts, there is always a Dunkin Donuts.

Each bowl of clam chowder is made with a blood sacrifice, and yet, it is still creamy white, like the pallor of your neighbors, you do not question it as you eat. 

MIT has fused with the first computer, it’s wires have spiderwebbed like delicate tendrils through Cambridge.  What have we wrot?

The Fig Newtons have never been filled with fig.

You can never stop walking along the boardwalk, it is there, it is eternal.

Marshmallow fluff appeared one day on the shelves of every grocer.  We have evolved with it, you cannot go a full six months without it.  Do not try.

The ugg boots are attached, there is nothing under them except the mist off of the harbor.

No one in Boston actually drives.  Where did these cars come from? Why is there so much traffic?  

The T is not a train.  It is salvation, it is hope, it is late. Again.

[heedra]

so many modern vampire stories avoid giving them the power to turn into bats, probably out of the fear that it is too silly and uncool but this is cowardice, the best thing about vampires is they are stupid as shit, and any vampire media should embrace that

[salty-geralty]

excuse me but

[barbarjinks]

Stevie Nicks: time makes you bolder, even children get older, and i’m getting older too.

me, a good 30 years before i was born:

[endangered-justice-seeker]

 the only criticism of millennials l accept

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Constructive Criticism

[liftedandgiftedd]

that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited

[morgueresident]

Sounds like something a vampire would say

[someth1ngpersonal]

Little known fact that vampires have near crippling social anxiety.

[porterdavis]

[northernwinedregs]

Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

[gorgonology]

“In my personal experience, women raise their voices because they feel like they aren’t being listened to. Men raise their voices because they feel like they aren’t being obeyed”

I want this tattooed on my face

[thememacat]

Hitting that reblog button hard and fast

[cartooncoyote]

A sword that screams whenever you swing it, and the volume is directly tied with how fast its swung

[goobus-deactivated20171001]

Finally, a good post

[deejay]

Reblog if you need this energy

[dicaeopolis]

[directoaltacho-deactivated20201]

[sarahmaraerobson]

“The Favorite” by Omar Rayyan

[jade-cooper]

Favorite what? Demon?!

[cheesey-toast]

Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.

[221cbakerstreet]

18th century Lilo and Stitch

[ringingofraevolution]

so i looked up some of this guys other stuff and I

uh

what the fuck

sexy parrot girls yeah ok

oh look the demon has little babies

[rooksandravens]

HOLY WOW IT GOT EVEN BETTER.

[dduane]

…Goodness.

[turretangel]

Dearie me, what is this that just popped up on my dash.

[estrellafiore-deactivated201711]

What is that orange dragon doing? Yoga or ballet? 😱

[jumpingjacktrash]

his best!

[jewishdragon]

I went to his website and he has a photo of himself:

I love??? so much???

[gingerjab]

The orange dragon thing is obviously having a spa day, damn.

We all deserve a little pampering.

[chaosneverwhere-deactivated2018]

Skeksi’s from The Dark Crystal

[doctor-docson-deactivated201805]

I’ve never seen anything like that air of “dingy” aristocracy the Skeksis give off. I know that’s totally what they were going for, but it’s still amazing to me how they pulled it off.

[thegothicalice]

*sobbing in corner*

[mazurak]

OHOHOHO MY FUCKING GOD WOULD YOU LOOK AT THESE WONDERFUL THINGSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[thegothicalice]

The best part- the idea that Froud and his team went with was that they wore these sumptuous get-ups until they started rotting off of them. And instead of getting rid of the old stuff they’d layer on new things.

[horrorandhalloween]