Vote me for Mayor of Bellhart

I am the best at doing things, I do things better than anybody and believe me, I've met a lot of bodies. She/they for character, She/her for mod.

[bellharts-coolest-candidate]

guess who made another roleplay blog? me!

She/her for mod, she/they for the character.

They are named Molly Taut.

She's an alleged politican, who wears a secondhand choir robe gifted servant's robe from Hallownest to look classy. she doesn't know it is made for a servant.

Not particularly great at much of anything, with morals more flexible than something very flexible.

#canvasing <- interacting with others

#interviews <- asks

#campaigning <- posts

#oocposting <- ooc posts

^ this is a picture of Molly Taut. Roughly. use your imagination until I update her.

feel free to ask her whatever. policy. people. um. other things. she talks. you can try to kill them. sometimes you'll hurt her. but they're quite wary nowadays, and also very lucky, so you'll be hard-pressed to actually kill them.

[bellharts-coolest-candidate]

Bellhomes are very expensive right now, more expensive than even the worst times in history. If you vote for me, I will use the natural resources and lands of the Wisp Thicket, which I will make the Fourth Ward of Bellhart, to bring down prices TREMENDOUSLY, so that we can afford to live again.

I'm Molly Taut and I approve of this message.

[lost-pilgrim-official]

uh I haven't been there but isn't that where the horrible horrible fire guy lives

[bellharts-coolest-candidate]

We're gonna make the Wisp Thicket safe, safer even than Bellhart is under Crooked Maki, and we're gonna make Bellhart even safer than that.

[lost-pilgrim-official]

What's a ward

[bellharts-coolest-candidate]

It's a part of a city, and Bellhart right now, we've only got three wards, and three is okay, but a lot of people are saying we need more, because things are getting expensive under the Radical Left Crooked Maki, and the Wisp Thicket, which ILLEGALLY seized the very top of Bellhart, which we paid for so long ago, has many resources which could bring prices down like we've never seen before.

[lost-pilgrim-official]

uh that's great but like. what are the other two wards. there's bellhart. what are the other two wards??? it's just bellhart!!!

[bellharts-coolest-candidate]

The Great Bellveins, which we have two of.

[bellharts-coolest-candidate]

Bellhomes are very expensive right now, more expensive than even the worst times in history. If you vote for me, I will use the natural resources and lands of the Wisp Thicket, which I will make the Fourth Ward of Bellhart, to bring down prices TREMENDOUSLY, so that we can afford to live again.

I'm Molly Taut and I approve of this message.

[lost-pilgrim-official]

uh I haven't been there but isn't that where the horrible horrible fire guy lives

[bellharts-coolest-candidate]

We're gonna make the Wisp Thicket safe, safer even than Bellhart is under Crooked Maki, and we're gonna make Bellhart even safer than that.

[lost-pilgrim-official]

What's a ward

[bellharts-coolest-candidate]

It's a part of a city, and Bellhart right now, we've only got three wards, and three is okay, but a lot of people are saying we need more, because things are getting expensive under the Radical Left Crooked Maki, and the Wisp Thicket, which ILLEGALLY seized the very top of Bellhart, which we paid for so long ago, has many resources which could bring prices down like we've never seen before.

[bellharts-coolest-candidate]

Bellhomes are very expensive right now, more expensive than even the worst times in history. If you vote for me, I will use the natural resources and lands of the Wisp Thicket, which I will make the Fourth Ward of Bellhart, to bring down prices TREMENDOUSLY, so that we can afford to live again.

I'm Molly Taut and I approve of this message.

[lost-pilgrim-official]

uh I haven't been there but isn't that where the horrible horrible fire guy lives

[bellharts-coolest-candidate]

We're gonna make the Wisp Thicket safe, safer even than Bellhart is under Crooked Maki, and we're gonna make Bellhart even safer than that.

[twisted-bud]

😢 id anyone else running 🏃‍♂️ out of posts ideas 😢😢 eueuwuwueuee eueueueuueuee 😭😭

[roachfeeder-real]

yea…

[bellharts-coolest-candidate]

I have a lot of posts, great posts, wonderful posts, like you've never seen before

[bellharts-coolest-candidate]

(Its a Letter from Someone... Its slightly stained with Plasmium) There is a Pasmitologist researching Plasmium in the Wormways... AND HE IS GIVING PLASMIUM AWAY!

This is very horrible news! If I am elected, I will put huge TARIFFS on any city that doesn't IMMEDIATELY crack down on these plasmium dealers.

Molly Taut will Bring Bellhart Back from plasmium, unlike the Radical Left Thugs like Crooked Maki, who will let so many plasmium dealers in it'll be like you've never seen before.

[flea-16-official]

I’m BaK! WhAt I MiSs?? :D

what do you mean bappie’s dead.

[bellharts-coolest-candidate]

The Radical Left, who has been letting plasmium into our city like we've never seen before, has let poor Bappie, who was only a child, die a horrible death.

If I am elected, I will fight like hell to make sure this NEVER happens again.

[baby-bell-beastling]

{The vines, once simply extruding from the shell, have started to wrap around her.}

[bellharts-coolest-candidate]

Very sad! Under Crooked Maki's Open Borders Policy, lifeblood has been allowed to flow into our city worse than it ever has before, and it's killing people, it's killing this poor baby bug, the Radical Left is killing this baby bug.

If I win the election, I will fight like hell to keep plasmium OUT of our city, and you can support my effort by purchasing a 'STOP THE PLASMIUM FLOW™' shirt for only 160R at BringBellhartBack.com, and use code 'Taut4Mayor' for 10% off a 'Bring Bellhart Back™' hat and bellhome sign.

[bellharts-coolest-candidate]

sorry for the post drought i've had a hard time getting into the uh. the trump spirit. it's easy as hell until it's not. i'll hopefully get possessed by it soon again.

[bellharts-coolest-candidate]

Go visit the Sands of Karak and Ask the Sands what they were like before the Citadel!

You know, that's a very nasty question, shame on you, that's a very nasty question, you seemed like a good reporter, you had a bright future, and it seems like you'll have a great time Fake News Media if I lose the election like they've been trying to do, they've been trying to STEAL the election, along with the Radical Left, and I just want to say Karak was never great, it was never great, it was a horrible place before the Citadel, could you believe how people lived before the Citadel, it was worse than any time in history, worse even than Greymoor, or Crooked Maki's Bellhart, which is doing so horribly, it's like total anarchy out there, with the Radical Left trashing the streets and all of these Criminal Illegal Aliens, and he's gonna regulate your every move with the BOA, the government will be bigger than ever before, it'll be all Big Government and your tax rosaries are gonna pay for it, and it was worse before the Citadel, it was worse everywhere, because there was no holiness, it was all sin, and I think it's SHAMEFUL that the Fake News Media doesn't want our people to know this.

[bellharts-coolest-candidate]

Go VIsit the Whiteward :)

*Molly subtly moves her left hand out of sight*

Thank you for your concern, brave patriot, but I am one of the healthiest candidates in this campaign, despite the Radical Left LIES from the Fake News Media, who have been slandering me worse than any other candidate, because they're all Radical Left Lunatics who want to destroy our country, and they want you to think that I'm getting too old, and that I'm going crazy, and there are a lot of crazy people coming in from the prisons, the jails, the mental institutions and insane asylums, and they're being let into our city by the Radical Leftists in Crooked Maki's administration, and I'm gonna stop them, I'm gonna send them back to where they came from and we're gonna charge them so many rosaries that they're gonna stop sending their criminals over, and if they don't wanna pay then I'll put tariffs on them, and we'll be making a lot of money, even enough to maybe pay off the horrible municipal DEBT Crooked Maki has been racking up, which is higher than we've ever seen before.

[bellharts-coolest-candidate]

What is your Opinion on the Citadel?

The Great, Holy Citadel is a wonderful place, and they get a lot of things right. They're not soft on crime, people are saying that if you do a crime in the Citadel, you get sent to the SLAB, and you don't want to go to the slab, and they're so much safer than us, with Crooked Maki's Open Borders which have been destroying our city worse than anything we've seen before, and the Citadel, they don't have that, they don't have open borders, they have some of the... best border security I've ever seen, you know what they're saying, and they're all saying it, what they're saying is that if an illegal alien even comes near the Citadel, they'll get a beating like they've never been beaten before, and I think as a city, we need to take notes, because if we want to Bring Bellhart Back to GREATNESS, and maybe we'll never be better than the Citadel, some people think even comparing our city to the citadel is heretical, and I don't know if that's true, I think the Citadel is always going to be better than our city, I think, but we can definitely be a great city compared to the other cities, because a lot of those places are DUMPS, even worse than we are right now under Crooked Maki, and if we want to Bring Bellhart Back, we're gonna have to become a lot more like the Citadel, but we're gonna make sure that we can still do our Holy Duties as Bellharter.

[bellharts-coolest-candidate]

What is your Opinion on the Pilgrims?

The pilgrims are the backbone of our city, and as Bellharters, it is our job, our glorious duty, to take care of them, and if I'm elected, we'll be doing it better than anywhere else, and we'll keep them safe, safe from the illegals that are coming in through our OPEN BORDER under Crooked Maki, the bugs that are coming in from prisons, the bugs they're sending from jails, and mental institutions and insane asylums, who are murdering pilgrims at rates like we've never seen before.

Vote Molly Taut to Bring Bellhart Back to safety!

[bellharts-coolest-candidate]

Why Not Help Greymoor Become a Large Farming Settlement Again? It would make the place Alot Happier and Make it so that people are not Miserable Enough to Do Plasmium so that the Immigrants from Greymoor are not as bad!

Greymoor, right now, they're barely a city, a lot of people are saying the mayor is very corrupt, and they're saying he might be involved in the plasmium that's been coming into our city, and then there are these WARLORDS who control parts of it, and some of these warlords are fine people, like the craws, they really run a good area, and maybe we could work out a deal, but most of the city is overrun by wild beasts, like mites, worse even than the Bellveins, where most people, they can't even walk safely because the Radical Left doesn't want to exterminate the furms that swarm that place.

If we want to do anything with Greymoor, we might take it over, and we'll work the land, Bellharters will work the land, we'll send them in and we'll pay them to do it, and it'll create lots of jobs, and we'll be taking a cut, from the harvests, and the resources we'll be digging up, because it's very expensive to help another city like this, to basically make it part of your city, we'd be protecting them, and we'd be making them great again, even if they were never as great as Bellhart once was, but if you vote for me, I'll make sure that Greymoor stops destroying our city, and make them part of our city, I think that would be very nice.

[bellharts-coolest-candidate]

Why Not put Masks on the Immigrants so that they get Overtaken By the Mask and Develop a New Potentially Beneficial Personality?

Because the bugs that come in here, they're dangerous, they're coming from these mental institutions which they're emptying into our city like nobody's ever seen before, and if we wanted to mask them, which would likely cost THOUSANDS of rosaries, holy rosaries, and would be very wasteful, because if we tried to mask them, they wouldn't let us. Some of them, what they're saying is that some of these bugs bite, they bite the very kind bugs of this city, because they're sick, they're sick in the head, and we've got to toughen up, we've got to teach these people accountability, we're going to send the ones that are nice, the ones that don't sin, that we're not sending to the slab, we're going to send them to all of these work sites, and they're going to work hard to Bring Bellhart Back, they're going to work the jobs that are too dangerous for our people, all of these jobs that nobody is doing, and when we send them back to Far Fields, or Greymoor, or whatever city they came from, we'll send them back home and we'll be charging these places lots of rosaries for this, for every bug we send we're going to charge them, because we've beem doing them a bigger favour than we've ever had done for us, we're basically fixing their crime problems, and we're going to start taking our cut, we're going to make sure they pay us very mightily for that, and if they don't pay up, we'll put tariffs, all of these huge tariffs on them, and they can pay for it like that, and they probably won't like that, so they'll tighten their borders, they'll stop emptying their insane asylums into our city, which under Crooked Maki's Open Borders policy, that's basically what it is, maybe that's not what he says it is, but our border security is so bad we might as well have open borders, and under his Open Borders policy they're just letting them in, they're letting them DESTROY our city, but we're not going to do that if I'm elected, if I'm elected we're going to round these people up, and put them to work, and when we send them back home, after they've done some work for us, we'll send them home, and when we do that, I said we'd be charging them lots of rosaries, so they're gonna stop sending their people here.

Vote for Molly Taut to END the Illegal Alien Invasion.

[bellharts-coolest-candidate]

Tell Me. Would it not be better to help the Immigrants (Who Take Plasmium) get treated for Plasmium so that you could get some Working People who are Loyal because you Helped Them Instead of Leaving Them out there to Rot and Become Yet Another Plasmified Lifeform that will Kill Even More Pilgrims?

It would be a horrible idea, worse than even letting Wicked Widow back into our city. These people, the people that come in, they're not looking for help. They're looking to loot our city, and they're coming after your kids, and if you want to let hte kids get attacked by these deranged bugs, and the people they're sending, they're coming from insane asylums, they can't be reasoned with, and if we want to keep our city safe, if we want Law and Order, we're gonna have to get tough, some people think maybe a little too tough, but I don't think it's too tough, because these people aren't even thinking straight, they're like wild beasts almost, and if we let them into our city we'd be putting the pilgrims at risk, and we'd be putting our people at risk, and if the other cities don't want their bugs to be on plasmium, they're gonna have to get tough as well, they're gonna have to get very tough on crime, and if they don't, I'm going to put a lot of tariffs on them, I'm gonna use the tariffs to make them pay for all the danger they're putting our precious pilgrims in with their soft on crime policies, and some of these cities are very soft on crime, they're saying that in Greymoor, Dreary Greymoor, bugs are using plasmium worse than anywhere else, even worse than some of our streets, which have been RAVAGED by the Open Borders policies of Crooked Maki, and his Radical Left administration. I will fight like hell to get plasmium OFF THE STREETS, to Bring Bellhart Back to Safe and Sane Policy.

[bellharts-coolest-candidate]

If I am elected, I will release all sorts of very important and controversial files, including the Wicked Widow Files, the Fayforn Files, and the Poncatcher Reed Files, and we'll make sure that all the horrible people involved in them, and a lot of people are saying there are a lot of people involved, especially in the Fayforn Files, and they're saying those are about that very powerful ring of grub abusers, they take these little bugs up to Mount Fay, grubs even, babies, and they do these horrible things, things that they shouldn't be doing to kids, all sorts of sexual abuse, and I'm gonna look into them, see if Crooked Maki or any of these other Radical Left Lunatics who run out city, we're gonna see if any of them are child abusers, and if they are we'll be able to Lock Them Up, if we're not able to Lock Them Up for the other horrible things they're doing to our city with their Waste, Fraud, and Abuse, and the illegal aliens they're sending in numbers like we've never seen before.