Flea #16

AWOOOO!! a joke roleplay blog for Silksong.

[child-of-weaver-and-wyrm]

*dunks you in blue koolaid, which mixes with the geen*

you are now

BLEEN

What is this

(6/15)

[bellhart-mayor]

Why are you

Blue?

[gho0st-of-hallownest]

🔵🟢‼️

[roachfeeder-real]

… yo wait a minute

[flea-16-official]

at Dis poInT HornT need a DocTr

[flea-16-official]

I’m BaK! WhAt I MiSs?? :D

what do you mean bappie’s dead.

[fluffiestfleainpharloom]

Yeah... Bappie was overtaken by plasmium...

[flea-16-official]

well fuck

[flea-16-official]

I’m BaK! WhAt I MiSs?? :D

what do you mean bappie’s dead.

[mosshome-elevator]

Down

[flea-16-official]

awo :D

[phantom-of-the-exhaust-organ]

gives you a bucket of yellow paint

What an odd gift. Hmm…what shall I do with this…

[roachfeeder-real]

WHY ARE YOU A SHADE OF URINE

[strongest-fluffiest-boy]

Why this bitch

YELLOW

[cornflowermoth]

Why is your text

ORANGE

[strongest-fluffiest-boy]

Bees can't see

YELLOW

[cornflowermoth]

Why do bees so yellow as

ORANGE

[strongest-fluffiest-boy]

I don't know it's

CLOSE ENOUGH

[cornflowermoth]

I guess whatever works

WORKS

[phantom-of-the-exhaust-organ]

[cornflowermoth]

We are talking about how your yellowness is being described with

ORANGE

text

[flea-awoo]

It doesn’t matter what colour we’re calling the

YELLOW

but we have to stop or else we’re gonna end up with another

GREEN

situation!

[child-of-weaver-and-wyrm]

Again??

Why is my dear friend

YELLOW

[gho0st-of-hallownest]

❓❓

🟡

[flea-16-official]

WHY

YELLOW

[pharloom-white-knight]

I CAST BUG SPRAY!

A-

[roachfeeder-real]

… mother of mercy lace why the fuck do you smell like death

[phantom-of-the-exhaust-organ]

WHY IS MY SISTER

GREEN

[grandmothersilkofficial]

WHY IS MY DAUGHTER

GREEN

[child-of-weaver-and-wyrm]

WHY IS DEAR LACE

GREEN

[gho0st-of-hallownest]

🟢❓

[flea-16-official]

WHY IS HORNT’S WHITE FRIEN

GREEN

[flea-16-official]

ah

[flea-16-official]

Behold: flea but somehow even smaller

For you :>

:O

ITS A FLI

LITTL FLEEAAAAA

[mythical-mother-flealia]

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

~ @fluffiestfleainpharloom

Awooooooo!!

[fluffiestfleainpharloom]

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[mythical-mother-flealia]

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[fluffiestfleainpharloom]

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[mythical-mother-flealia]

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[fleamaster-mooshka-unofficial]

AAAAWWWOWOWOOWOWOOOOOOOO

Dear Flealia........

[flea-16-official]

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Flea #16 has returned from their journey!

[flea-16-official]

[You see a figure look at you from the shadows.]

@collector-of-pharloom

Awo?

[flea-16-official]

(Snore)

Mimimir

[shelldresser-leela]

*Chime places 10 rosaries in front of you*

I want a fur trim! Please? Just don’t make me bald, okay?

(Make them bald)

A fur trimmmm? No problem, my fluffy frieeennnd!

Oh, what was that other thing you saiiidddd?

(As the consequence of her actions, Leela is forced to spend the rest of the day plucking out all the fur trapped in their razor. )

[flea-awoo]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I’M BALD. MY FLOOFS. GONE.

[flea-16-official]

AAAAAA BALd

[creige-bartender-of-halfway-home]

What do you think stars look like?

[flea-16-official]

Pale fleas flyin in Th sky!

[flea-awoo]

If one Flea Awoos do all the other Fleas Awoo in return? Could you in theory therefore cause an endless Chain of "Awooo!" ?

That is a great question actually. I’m not sure. Should we test it out?

AWOOOOOOOOO!!!

@flea-16-official @hugefleaofficial @fluffiestfleainpharloom (ooc: no pressure to continue the awoo chain but it would be fun and silly)

[flea-16-official]

AWOOOOOOOO

(OOC: when there is an Awoo chain I am going to join the Awoo chain lol)

[phantom-of-the-exhaust-organ]

Since you are nonbinary, sir or ma'am doesn't work for you. It's both rude to use either and neither fit.

Do we call you some like "captain" instead? I'd also suggest "monarch" instead of "king" or "queen," but uhhhh....I'm pretty sure your mother is called a "monarch" and you wouldn't want to be called something that she's called.

How considerate of you to ask such a question, dear traveler.

Hmm…you know what? Become creative with the matter! I am not a picky creature, not usually. Additionally, if I may be truthful…I art curious to hear what you all conjure.

[flea-16-official]

(Dark Souls title)

Phantom, Eternal Slayer of Fiends

[flea-16-official]

Awoooooooo!!!

~ @fluffiestfleainpharloom

Awooooo!

[flea-16-official]

That dont sond good…

FleaToPia is alway hEre for helPing thOs in need! (Not in figting thouh… yikes…)