You'd sit down in the Pig Maker machine, wouldn't you?
Oh they'd warn you that it was going to be permanent, and that it couldn't be stopped once they strapped you in. You'd let them strap you in anyway.
Even if they made it perfectly clear that you'll end up so fat that you'll probably never walk again... You'd volunteer anyway.
Hell, you'd beg for it, wouldn't you, Fatso?
Yes, yes I would beg for it!












