Petty Spaghetty

24, New York, sarcastic asshole

[pameluhr]

[funnytwittertweets]

[ashberrrry]

I be like "omg, i have so much to do" and then go lay down

[funnytwittertweets]

[paxamericana]

[official-kircheis]

As per my last clay tablet,

[huffylemon]

[unclefather]

[badassdemonsword]

this gif is like... almost biblical. as if hes experiencing a pharaohs curse...

[rhymingwithpurple]

the kitchen is for high drama and the couch is for soft but fraught conversations and emotional closure and the doorway is for comedy

[weirdcultstuff]

[lmaonade]

research shows that girls love to go to bed

[dughole]

i don’t believe in job applications if i want to work there i will. my first day is monday ill see u then.

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[funnytwittertweets]

[dramaticowl]

[Image description: tweet by disney’s troontown online @bobo_circus on September 10, 2021 at 1:59 PM: “being an adult is having three errands & being like. well fuck this is going to be my whole day”]

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[anarch0possum]

this is the coolest fucking wizard ive ever seen

[thevelvetgoldmine]

S09E04 - Nightmare on Ocean Avenue Street

[cannibalchicken]