I love gay aliens dramas

Professional procrastinator. I snorted dimension travel, isekai and reaction au 🔞 Minors beware.

[diabolichare]

Welcome to my digital rat nest!

Currently hoarding old robots yaoi.

I'm obsessed with dimensional travel, isekai and reaction fic.

Fandom I reblogged:

DC—mainly Batfam

DP—yes, the twink-looking ghost boy

Transformers—All continuities, but TFE S1 only (S2 + S3 only acceptable if it's a fixit).

Metal Cardbot—this one is new and also very invested

Pjo + related—Current hyper fixation,

Sometimes other fandoms and random stuff will come through

For those looking for my posts:

#𓃹harebrained - my au/prompt

#𓃹ask

#𓃹care - my own stuff/reblogs

Good with any ships, but please no incest or underage. Reader or Y/N is a 50/50.

I'm currently trying to tag my entire inventory so be warn!

Master List ⬇

DP x DC:

Is this Courtship?

Are you lonely?

Familiar Stranger

Uno reverse summon

Reincarnated reversed batboys

Transformers:

LL x Armada

Tfe x G1

Attic Wife Dee

MCB:

HeavyHook

Mechpreg HC

Congratulations! It's one (+) protoform

Metal Breather pilot(?)

[deikshen]

Shen Qingqiu accidentally got caught in one of the plagiaristic wife plots from Airplane, becoming cursed like Medusa. Literally. Anyone he sees turns into a stone statue and has many snakes instead of hair. Airplane said it was an interesting way to explore papapa blindfolded and Shen Qingqiu hated him more for it.

However, the only one who now knows his situation is Mu Qingfang; in the eyes of the rest of the Sect, Shen Qingqiu was blinded as a result of some curse. He hides the snakes with talismans drawn on his skin that make people unable to perceive them, they just see him all the time with his long hair loose and untidy.

Snakes are a piece of shit. They hiss and talk all the time and only Shen Qingqiu can fucking understand them. They gossip about how sexy Liu Qingge is, talk shitty about Airplane, and make weird and unfortunate comments all the time. Shen Qingqiu can hardly concentrate many times.

Snakes are also... nice. In a way. They nibble at his cheeks and force him to eat something. They tell him secrets they hear. They smell the air and tell him when it's going to rain or if a disciple has been misbehaving. With Luo Binghe in the Abyss, they are certainly pleasant company.

Then Jinlan arrives, and Shen Qingqiu may be blind to the jianghu, but that doesn't mean he won't show up. It will help even with a blindfold – in fact, he can see through it, albeit in black and white and mostly in very poor quality. It's as if he's using his qi to see thanks to the talismans he's developed with Mu Qingfang! Which also means that when Without-a-Cure attacks him, he's completely blind behind the blindfold, but oh well. Occupational hazards.

And then, Luo Binghe is there.

And their snakes go fucking crazy, excited, not one of them is scared, damn it! They've all heard of Binghe – seriously, Shen Qingqiu may have told them about Binghe, but SERIOUSLY! Don't put it like that! It's just his disciple who came back to kill him. And the Protagonist. YOU, ENOUGH SAYING HE'S SEXY.

Shen Qingqiu survives the first encounter without being dismembered, with the whole bunch of snakes murmuring and squealing excited hisses that only Shen Qingqiu can hear and understand. Fine. He just needs to protect himself with Liu-shidi and...

And of course Luo Binghe steps forward, cornering him in his own room. Of course he had to be faster and...

God, seriously, stop saying he's hot!

Shen Qingqiu is grateful that no one but him can hear any of those chaotic snakes. Except that–

Why the HELL can Luo Binghe also hear and understand them!? Seriously, Airplane!? That wasn't in the novel!! Luo Binghe, don't castrate your scum Shizun for being lustful too, all that stuff about you being sexy and hot isn't just thoughts you're accidentally hearing! It's the snakes in the hair of this master!!

... Why doesn't Luo Binghe seem disgusted by all those snake murmurs, though? There's no way he's okay with Shen Qingqiu thinking that way about him – AND IT'S NOT THAT SHEN QINGQIU THINKS THAT WAY ABOUT HIM!

[cirrup]

He has lived in my brain

[prokopetz]

I understand that you were aiming for a morally grey protagonist, but in practice what you've ended up with is more of a moral beige.

[prokopetz]

@ancient-tree-with-deathwish replied:

how do you distinguish grey from other colours beyond black and wite?

Distinguishing features of moral beige:

The protagonist is constantly agonising over Hard Choices; however, circumstances always conspire to prevent them from actually having to make those choices, so in practice they're just angsting over stuff they might have done.

The text exhibits a recurring pattern whereby the protagonist seems to to have made a Hard Choice, but new information is reliably revealed shortly thereafter which retroactively establishes that whatever they did was the morally upright course after all.

The protagonist's moral impulses are straightforwardly heroic, except in one specific context which lacks any clear real-world analogue; for example, being prejudiced against telepaths.

The protagonist's actions are consistently reasonable based on the information available to them – they're merely operating on bad information basically all the time due to a bizarre conspiracy and/or a series of increasingly implausible misunderstandings.

The protagonist always ends up doing the right thing (for some fuzzy value of "right"), but, like, they're really grumpy about it.

[vale-gaai]

[captainkirkk]

Izumi grew up hearing stories of the life-changing field trips Zuko took her Aunts and Uncles on, so when she’s a teenager she demands that she gets her own life-changing field trip

Zuko says sure. And then sends her to Ba Sing Se to work retail for 6 months

[muffinlance]

@captainkirkk

Okay, but adult Zuko and his cranky-confused when-is-our-real-field-trip-starting teenage daughter working (barely) undercover at the Jasmine Dragon?

YES PLEASE.

Izumi finds a Blue Spirit mask on her pillow one evening and Knows What To Do. She doesn’t tell her dad because A) she’s a teenager sneaking out to fight crime and make friends with Smellerbee and Longshot’s children at night, and B) she just assumes her dad was the one who left it for her. Tacit permission with plausible deniability whenever their trying-so-hard-to-be-undercover body guards finally catch up with them.

She is incorrect. It is Iroh who left it.

“You did WHAT?” asks a frazzled Fire Lord/assistant tea shop manager. “She’s just a child, she can’t be out at all hours doing Agni-knows-what in a mask-”

“Oh my,” says Iroh, sipping tea, “what a horrible feeling, not knowing where your child is at night, or what trouble they may be getting into without you.”

Other items of note:

Longshot is Iroh’s assistant manager. He and ‘Bee started stalking the old general after the war, and Iroh offered them both jobs because “Surely you can watch me much better with kitchen access!” Smellerbee eventually got poached by Iroh’s ex to work at flowershop instead.

Smellerbee and Longshot’s children are adopted. One of them uses knives, one of them bows, and the third is a firebender. None of them are good with the hook swords their parents keep over the mantle.

Izumi is VERY good with the hook swords her friends’ parents keep over the mantle.

The Gaang gets in on things via Appa Tag. Oh no, Appa is lost in Ba Sing Se again, whoever can find him…

Druk is jealous and wants to play hide-and-seek too but he keeps forgetting that his tail is a part of his body, and leaves it hanging out doors, windows, from under King Kuei’s banquet table, etc.

Something something Crystal Catacombs scene with Jin’s daughter, co-starring Izumi’s bisexual awakening.

[animentality]

Link to the gay porn library of Alexandria.

Happy pride.

[rivers-thoughts]

This is actually super cool from a media preservation stand point!!

[stromcuzewon]

this is probably my favorite tiktok of all time and I finally got around to showing it to my dad the other day and now he comes home every day and tells me about all the places he saw crumbling concrete and says "guess they didn't add enough chinchilla flakes"

[thatdisasterauthor]

My dad has worked in construction is whole life, primarily with a company that does concrete foundations, and I immediately sent him this back when I first found it on TikTok, and he IMMEDIATELY shared it with everyone he worked with. They apparently still quote it on his job sites to this day.

[introsponsive]

And can i confess this is my favorite form of megop

[valtsv]

i feel like if you stabbed an angel the blood trail would look like this

[amazoogle]

[fairyblue-alchemist]

one man's hyperfixation is another man's blocked tag

[dragonpyre]

[teradul]

Sometimes a beloved mutual transitions and starts frequenting places you wouldn't go yourself, yk?

[crowboy-bebop]

when your beloved mutual suddenly joins a fandom you have no interest in

[lion-writer]

Time travel Au where Azik goes back in time. Probably a little bit after the Megose incident, but when Klein takes him to his castle and he regains some memories could also work.

The fun thing is that Azik has only half a soul, which probably makes it much easier to send him back than someone with a whole soul. Plus he'll be landing in a body that Also has half a soul.

And like maths probably a bit funky but if you take 1/2 Azik soul and add another 1/2 Azik soul. Then you should get approximately one whole Azik!

Meaning no more death amnesia cycle! He's a full blown Angel at the peak of power with a hefty dose of humanity.

And the first thing he does is start praying to Klein.

Who is low-key freaking out. That's Mr. Azik! Why is he praying to him! How did he learn Kleins honorific name!

He brings Azik up to the grey fog, stressed about lying to Mr Azik. Only for Azik to just casually greet him as Klein. Complements him on the sepherah castle. Is just himself.

Anyways it's just a comedy of Klein being confused as to Why Exactly his former professor who is a fucking Sequence 2 Angel wants to join his tarot club. He's not complaining, it really helps Mr Fool's reputation to have an Angel under him. But Why???

Meanwhile Azik just really wants to court his cat. Because while the merging of past and future Azik means he's not really at risk of losing control. It Does mean that tends to forget that he and Klein aren't together yet and thus how familiar he should act.

[inkstaindusk]

I keep thinking of fic ideas where Audrey ends up in the worst possible relationship misunderstandings just because I think the Jewel of Backlund accidentally fake dating the worst possible men (in the pov of others) would be funny as hell. For your consideration:

Gehrman Sparrow - no one is happy about this

Dwayne Dantes - no one is happy about this one either

Leonard - her father and brother are incredibly aware that this man is a Red Glove and do not approve of his entire personality

Leonard AND Gehrman - why Audrey. why

[iccera-lotm]

honestly, Leonard x Audrey would be the funniest ship to do a character reaction fic of

“Oh hey look at who I’m dating”

Leonard subtly not so subtly giving professional beyonder vibes also he had to guard the Hall family at least once so they like recognize him.

[way-down-aevistown]

hall family: Audrey Darling are you sure you want this man? his looks are truly on par to yours but it's worth nothing if he dies suddenly. and has no manners.

Audrey: hmm.. I'll consider it

*a week later she brings in Gehrman*

hall family: ok no please go back to the other guy. please. darling daughter please I'm sorry. we will give you an extra £50,000. please

[iccera-lotm]

Audrey: But it’d be awkward… We just broke up

Hall family:

Hall family internally: what have we done

[way-down-aevistown]

Audrey: ok good news I managed to convince him to get back together

hall family: ... was it the offer of 50k (please don't tell me he's a gold digger too)

Audrey: uhm well, that was certainly part of it?

*narrator voice* what the hall family did not know was that Leonard was easily convinced despite being initially upset about the quick turnaround and breakup. the offer of being in a polycule with Audrey and Klein was simply irresistible. Klein himself initially insisted he wasn't gay, but since Leonard joining the relationship was a requirement for the money, he was happy to compromise.

[way-down-aevistown]

LMAO?????

[hospisun]

Klein, internally: maybe he’ll think it’s a different Seer pathway person?

Leonard, actually crying: KLEIN?? Why didn’t you send me a letter? I can help you with whatever you’re doing, just don’t leave me in the dark like this!

Klein, internally: fuck

Audrey, desperately using Placate so Leonard and Klein don’t fall into their respective spirals: let’s sort this out over tea, hm?

The Hall family, collectively: …What did Roselle call these situations? Soap operas?

[asunderstrike]

I know the Autobot morale parties must be BALLER cuz of these two

(I got way too carried away trying to practice lip syncing and tweening)

[nekoning]

the use of AI lately has made me feel so hopeless, i translated pages of an unfinished fanzine of mine so i can remember why i love art...i hope it can resonate with anyone feeling the same way

[local-seeker-shit]

Some falling star art

[nataliedecorsair]

I drew a bunch of silly stuff with my werewolf woman and decided to gather it one post. Updated it with even more art and a little animation! Sometimes you just have to decompress through being goofy 🐺 You can read about her here --- If you like my art, consider joining my Patreon, it's even cooler there: https://www.patreon.com/c/ndc1992

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These comics are just some silliness I drew for fun. It's not really canon, she lives in a separate setting (not our world) and isn't able to talk as a werewolf. Her original story is also pretty rough and tragic.

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Pumpkin carving comic was a reward I drew for my patron Taxis; Beach comic was a reward I drew for my patron Shroom; The Gordon Ramsay art is a result of a silly Patreon discussion x)

[shiddyformers]

Decided to make a post on some stuff for my tf au because I'm bored and have been working on this mentally for a while.

Almost all transformers have a subspace in their chest that's biologically there for carrying around children like a kangaroo pouch, but can be used for other things as well. There's even terminology related to it, like transformers using the term "empty chest syndrome" instead of "empty nest syndrome" to describe that feeling of loss if their child grows up and moves out of the house. Transformers might not have a subspace due to congenital issues or due to injury sustained there.

The subspace can be used for storage, battle stations, etc. It's also bigger on the inside. Here are some examples of their usage.

Soundwave and Bulkhead have their subspaces converted as dens for their charges. You'll find cat toys, videogames + TV, and enrichment objects for birds in Soundwave's chest for example.

Shockwave stores a supercomputer in his chest that uses light-based computing so he doesn't have to worry about cooling issues. He uses a tablet monitor on the outside to interact with it.

After Strongarm grew up, Ultra Magnus converted his chest into office space where his minicon assistants and secretaries process paperwork and legalese, as well as storage for things like lawbooks. There are cubicles set up inside and even a water cooler.

Rodimus is tiny enough as an adult to fit in Megatron's chest, and will help him in fights this way as Megatron feels anxiety with his son dealing with such dangerous situations. Rodimus can shoot arrows out between his plating while being protected by the thick armor, and can even charge up devastating fire/plasma breaths that can melt Overlord's armor off.

Most soldiers in the war stashed weapons and contraband in their chests.

This chest space typically reflects the priorities and personalities of the individual. You might find a chest packed full of junk for people who suffer from hoarding. It might be messy and unsanitary with expired food lying around, or it could be clean. Weapons for those needing them, or accessories and make up for those who want to look chique. A prized collection of toys or books. A huge stash of snacks. Survival gear for camping. You name it.

Almost every character has a chest space that reflects them and their lifestyle.

[aleciosun]

more shattered glass sketches