wannafight

/Emma/ /California/

[pitbolshevik]

this is making me CRY

[todddai]

POV you are Benny

[catgirlanarchist]

[stantler]

i think one of the funniest 180s of any celebrity was dj khaled. i used to watch his snap stories all the time and i remember people going on about how wholesome he was and then he admitted to not eating pussy and everyone turned on him. which was completely justified btw but it was just so funny how quickly that happened

[heedra]

my housemates food delivery came with a cup of soup that she didn’t order, with a label on the cup from a restaurant that has soup nowhere on the menu. i’ve been mentally debating for like an hour about whether or not i’m going to eat it.

[heedra]

it’s pretty tasty

[heedra]

live laugh love <3

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

eventually you realize you don’t want to die. you just don’t want to live the life you’re living. and slowly you try to create a life you want to live. just gotta start there.

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

no one needs to add “sounds fake but ok”, “no”, “well, not me”, “impossible”, etc. to this post. and i’d rather you not.

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

[werewolfseth]

Did you know that they had a man holding rob so they wouldn’t fall over cause neither did I

[thebluetint]

this is my favorite comment on this post

[clown-strife-deactivated2021041]

Robert Pattinson POV:

[tikkety-tok]

Don't disturb the artist at work

[twitterlols]

[earthdad]

me: whats up?

some alternative girl with anime character icon: just watering my plants and looking at my cactus they are gentle and smol like me

me:

[arirna]

[depsidase]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sandmandaddy69]

[leerings]

queen of humor

[cenodyke-deactivated20211019]

Dolly i would both kill and die for you

[yavn]

hello 911? hi yeah omg sorry i know it’s late and this is probably so annoying like i hell don’t wanna bother you haha, like i know you’re probs mad at me, are you mad at me? actually don’t answer that it’s okay haha. omg this is so stupid like i sound like such a crybaby right now, like for real i’m listening to myself talk and i’m like “aaahh you’re so embarrassing!!” haha like … omg haha i’m so… anyway. what was i saying? oh right. so i was just stabbed in the chest and

[ruinedchildhood]

[katsdisturbed]

This is literally me.

[b3gayd0crim3]

Fun fact: Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride was scientifically proven to be the happiest Disney song.

[space-mercat]

Reblog if you'd be *less* likely to pet a cat who was biting you

I’m trying to prove something to my cat.