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PIXEL GIRLIEEEES

should i do enchantix next?

Because I have over the years posted it on Xitter, but not on here, another poem by Archy the Cockroach. (He writes in lower case as he is jumping onto the typewriter keyboard head first in order to type, as in this illustration by George Herriman.)

warty bliggens, the toad

i met a toad

the other day by the name

of warty bliggens

he was sitting under

a toadstool

feeling contented

he explained that when the cosmos

was created

that toadstool was especially

planned for his personal

shelter from sun and rain

thought out and prepared

for him

do not tell me

said warty bliggens

that there is not a purpose

in the universe

the thought is blasphemy

a little more

conversation revealed

that warty bliggens

considers himself to be

the center of the said

universe

the earth exists

to grow toadstools for him

to sit under

the sun to give him light

by day and the moon

and wheeling constellations

to make beautiful

the night for the sake of

warty bliggens

to what act of yours

do you impute

this interest on the part

of the creator

of the universe

i asked him

why is it that you

are so greatly favored

ask rather

said warty bliggens

what the universe

has done to deserve me

--Don Marquis 1878-1937

--from Archy & Mehitabel

thejournallo

Explain the Methods: The 3-6-9

MADE BY NIKOLA TESLA AND ABRHAM-HICKS

Nikola Tesla believed that the numbers 3, 6, and 9 have a “special connection” with one another. During his research, Tesla started to notice that those numbers tend to repeat themselves quite a lot, and he believed that those numbers were at the basis of the creation of the universe itself.

Abrham-Hicks states that if we concentrate on a thought, due to the law of attraction, we attract energy, and what we have thought expands until it manifests itself on the physical plane.

The 3-6-9 is basically a mash-up of those theories.

This is why the 3-6-9 method is one of the most powerful manifestation methods. When you use those numbers, you are tapping into a greater power.

The method itself is pretty easy:

In the morning, you want to write your first three affirmations of the day, which will be about what you desire, like you already have it. (Ex., I'm so happy and grateful to have a healthy body.”)

In the evening, you want to write your six affirmations of the day that will be about your intention. (Ex. “Healthy body”)

At night, you want to write your last nine affirmations of the day, which will be about what the outcome will be. (Ex. “Health, desired body, more energy.)

Always write like you already have what you are wishing for.

I hope this helped. In the next post, I'm going to cover a not-so-popular method. Stayy tuned✨

cherrycola098

HEY KIDDOS

Are you somehow both a pikmin fan and a student taking AP Human Geography? Or just wanna learn something? No? TOO BAD

There's an amazing trend on tiktok with cute educational slideshows so have the Koppaites teach you about population and food crises

memewhore

fousheezy

License plate “jizz lord”

maxknightley

always kind of funny when you wake up from a dream and your first thought is "that symbolism was kind of heavy-handed wasn't it."

medblr-td

Sooo hilarious but I can completely see this being a real conversation between streaming execs 😏

(original vid: Asif Ali - instagram - https://tinyurl.com/2p8jpkzz)

frankbelloriley

“they even put an Indian guy in WandaVision”

hang on a second, I gotta look up something

yeah, this is really funny

catchymemes

unashamedly-enthusiastic

At work we took on a group of people who 'might need extra support' from a get into work scheme.

One guy could not work from home, which is like 60% of the contract, and would be an immediate no-hire. He couldn't work from home cos he shared his room with 3 brothers. It was SO EASY to get him a full time desk

A girl didn't clock on remotely, didn't call, didn't come in to the office, immediate end of probation period material. Called and she'd been hot-spotting from her phone for two weeks because she doesn't have WiFi, her mobile bill was bigger than she expected and came in before we'd paid her. Couldn't pay it, overdrawn on account with charges and phone cut off.

Girl was literally living on the knife edge of poverty and throwing everything she had into the chance of keeping this job.

We gave her a WiFi dongle and she stayed with us. Just one little bit of help.

llywela13

Our service desk took on a new call agent who is autistic. Working from home through the pandemic she was fine; on return to site, it soon became clear that she was struggling - not with the calls, but with being in the office interacting with the rest of the team. Following discussions, her working pattern was rearranged so that she splits her time between the office and homeworking; she was given use of a private office instead of sharing with other call agents; and she was allowed to bring her support worker to work with her every day. Simple adjustments which have made all the difference, and we get to keep a really good member of staff who might otherwise have given up and quit.

chirmartir

Ch👍

hatesaltrat

Reblog to save a life.

s-n-arly

Self defense moment. These are good and valid ways to get out of restraints. I'm glad they made the video so I don't have to. Study them enough to understand how they work so you can use them if you need them.

transhuman-priestess

lazy-digestive

Fuck you

therealhoodiewearer-deactivated

worst post ive ever seen anywhere ever

stormclouds-chainmail

[ID: impact text reading "the game", laid out to look like loss.jpg

Top left corner: "T"

Top right: "HE"

Bottom left: "GA"

Bottom right: "ME" but the final letter E is sideways to make the text resemble Loss. End ID]

neckkiss

Palo Alto (2013)

dankxsinatra

When a fire mage becomes a chef

beardedmrbean

Apparently I've been going to the wrong Korean restaurants.

fagapult

agayjewishwerewolf

This is from an episode of Mr. Rogers they made right after Robert F. Kennedy died, meant to help explain to children what happened and why all the grown ups were talking about it. It’s a really gentle and sensitive exploration of an incredibly complex and difficult subject, especially for kids.

HOWEVER

I am HOWLING

sea-mists

knowing you can fix things really helps you move through the world less afraid

unnervinglyferal

Well, fuck me sideways. Connections have been made.

My girlfriend has this specific gesture she does sometimes, a very particular way of turning her wrist around and locking her fingers in one specific grip. Fast or slow, the angle of her wrist and the rhythm of the movement are always exactly the same, and at this point I've learned to recognize the motion well enough that she could do it with her back towards me and I know she's doing it.

The first time I saw her do it I thought she was putting something into her pocket, but once I noticed her making it more often I started making connections. I saw her doing it unconsciously when some situation in the house is getting tense - not during the casual sparring arguments with my other housemates, but the serious fights where shit is about to actually get fucking real - and I figured that it's a nervous thing, she doesn't like where this is going and it's scaring her. So that became my cue that it's time to back down.

I don't know when she noticed that I noticed her doing it. We've never talked about it, but at some point she started doing it on purpose, as her way of telling me that I should stop causing problems. Rotating her hand slowly means she's seeing a problem brewing and it's better that I watch myself before I start escalating it, and a quick flick and snap means whatever I was just about to say or do, I should cut that shit out right this fucking second. It works for some reason, so I've respected that.

My girlfriend does some volunteering favors for the neighbors here sometimes. Today she asked if I wanted to come along to walk this one old couple's dog, and I was feeling up for it so I went along. My father was terrified of dogs so I'm not familiar with them, but her family has always had them.

So we were walking, talking about something else, enjoying the nice weather for once, when my girlfriend saw another dog walker approaching. I didn't notice anything out of the ordinary, but the other dog walker started pulling the dog back with this roller leash thing whatever the fuck they're called. And then the old couples' dog started growling.

With the familiarity of someone who's been handling dogs all her life my girlfriend grabbed the little fucker's leash, wrapping it around the width of her palm and gripping it to pull the dog closer a second before it could bolt to attack. A move she's probably done countless times in her life, that she could do in her sleep, by instinct, without ever even thinking about it. A gesture I've learned to fucking spot from across the room from the corner of my eye. That exact same fucking twirl and grip. I have no idea if she noticed me noticing it or making the connection.

She's fucking learned to pull my fucking leash back when I'm about to start shit.

cryptonature

I bet octopuses think bones are horrific. I bet all their cosmic horror stories involve rigid-limbs and hinged joints.

underthehedge

To an octopus, a human is like a thinking being with blood-stained coral growing inside it.

naamahdarling

I need to sit down and breathe into a bag for a while.

therobotmonster

Its parts were obscenely limited in their movement. Each hinge could open or close only a small amount before reaching its limit, yet by working in concert they demonstrated unexpected dexterity, moving and manipulating the objects before it with cunning equal to my own. It was more torso than limb, as though a seal had been stretched and warped, given long grasping tentacles filled with bones like bars of coral. It’s head was most horrid of all, flat and ovoid, jutting out too small from the trunk as though it belonged to a beast half its size.

The thing rose upon its lowermost appendages, two long trunks that ended in flat, protruding flippers that branched into stubby, grasping mockeries of a sucker. It’s triple-hinged uppermost limbs were similar, but the ends branched into five smaller tentacles, each with three hinges of their own.

I froze, as the thing’s gaze fell upon me and it opened its hideous fish-jaw, filled with thick, many-shaped teeth like white shards of stone, and spoke in a shrill, discordant babble. I felt its horrid dry grip on my flesh, as those hinged appendages closed on me like the legs of a crab.

I felt the heat of its body, tasted its noxious, oily flesh through my touch, and prepared for the end, and all went black as a swoon overtook me.

I awoke, some time later, the cold and comforting water, banished back to the comfort of the sea and the dark. I should be grateful I am alive. I should cast aside the experience like a half-remembered dream.

I shall never again go swimming in search of lights above. The last thing I recall before the darkness took me was my right eye popping free of the thing’s grasp enough to see into the distance for one brief moment.

I saw thousands of lights.