Red Bull and Motorcycles

Currently searching for my caffeine fix at Camp Orpheous. Does anyone know what the hell is going on?

[ben-hannigan]

Drunk Embers~ Ben & Z

[thewitchzamira]

Zamira pushed the last piece of paper away from her and quickly exited her personal cabin. She grabbed a sweater and all but ran down the stairs towards where Ben would be waiting for her. She’d never really hung out with campers before but she felt that now would be a good time to start. One hand carried a small cooler that she had charmed to never run out of beers and the other clutched her sweater closer to her body. After only a few minutes of brisk walking she reached the fire and sat next to the boy. “Hey kid.”

[ben-hannigan]

Ben stood up as she approached. "I don't know whether to be offended or confused." He shrugged and looked at the cooler in her hand. "Let me guess, it's enchanted?" Ben smirked and gestured for her to sit with him .

[ben-hannigan]

Drunk Embers~ Ben & Z

Ben sat by the fire, watching it burn. He raised the bottle to his lips and took a sip of his beer.He felt like shit. After getting beat up on Halloween, he had a black eye and a split lip. The bruises were normal. For once, however, he had someone to share his misery. Zamira was gorgeous but she was also impressively smart. However, alcohol can change someone. Hopefully in an amusing way.

[thewitchzamira]

Allow me to finish my lesson plans and I will definitely join you in a couple minutes.

[ben-hannigan]

 Awesome.

[thewitchzamira]

Usually I drink with Marco, but he’s too busy right now.

[ben-hannigan]

 Then come down by the campfire. I'm not a big solo drinker.

[thewitchzamira]

I like you kid

[ben-hannigan]

In that case, are you drinking alone?

[ben-hannigan]

 I got really drunk on Halloween.

[ben-hannigan]

Answer

 This is going to make me some enemies.

[ben-hannigan]

Magic!Anons for 10-23-13

GENDER BENDER: Muse is the opposite gender for ___.

BABY: Muse is pregnant and due in ____. (Father specified by anon)

SIGHT: Muse is blind for ___

HEARING: Muse is deaf for ___

ARIEL: Muse doesn't have a tongue for ___

MEMORY: Muse cannot remember anything for ___

INJURY: Muse will be injured somehow (anon decides severity and injury) for ____

FEAR: Muse will be terrified by something or someone (anon specifies who) for ___

GEMINI: Muse will split into two different versions of themself for ___

BASKET: Muse finds a baby in a basket and has to take care of it for ___

Love: Muse will be in love with (Anon decides) for 2 days

Cloak: Muse will be Invisible if wearing a special Clothing (Anon decides) for 3 Hours

Cough: Muse will be ill for 14 Hours

Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 4 Days

Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.

Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours

Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours

Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours

Feels: Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides)

Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies)

Lurk: Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what)

Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours

Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day

Sick: Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)

Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)

Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 12 hours.

Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)

Extremist: Muse becomes an extremist for (Anon specifies and decides for how long)

Class: Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (Anon decides)

Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)

Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours

Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours

Enemy: Muse takes the appearance of someone they hate for 16 hours

Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours

Dream: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours

Impression: Muse thinks they are a ______ (Anon pick an animal) for 15 hours

Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 16 hours

Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour

Stalk: Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)

Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for 3 days

Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)

Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 days

Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)

Alarm: Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 18 hours

AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week

Craving: Muse will have an unusual craving for (Anon specifies) for 9 hours

Mother: Muse suspects everyone has insulted their mother for 4 hours

Thin Ice: Muse strays onto thin ice and falls through unless saved. (Mun chooses whether they live or die)

High Tide: Muse is trapped in a cave with water that will fill it in 4 hours.

Pins and Needles: Muse feel as if someone is sticking needles in them for 2 hours.

Crawling Bugs: Muse becomes paranoid of bugs crawling on his/her skin and keeps hallucinating that there are bugs crawling on them.

Angel: Muse is and angel for ___

Demon: Muse is a demon for ___

Possession: Muse is possessed by a demon for ___

Broken: Muse is mentally broken and upset with themselves to the point that they harm themselves for ___

Neko Kid: Muse turns into a little neko kid version of themselves, acting with cute cat-like instincts and such for ___

[conduit-ryan-hartley]

Yeah, but seven ate nine and two threw four.

Math wasn’t my strongest subject. Now history is where it’s at. I could sit for hours just reading my history textbooks.

[ben-hannigan]

 Oh, that's pretty normal. I couldn't stand history. 

[speedyjules-deactivated20140718]

Care to explain Oh wise one?

[ben-hannigan]

 Everything is made out of numbers. Peanut butter, shoes, women's breasts.

[conduit-ryan-hartley]

Are you sure about that, dude? I’m pretty sure I’ve seen quite a few kids in my class keel over because of shit in math class.

Plus I’m pretty sure there is a lot of math involved in blowing shit up.

[ben-hannigan]

 Yeah man but it's not like the number four is strangling kids. And it only depends on if you put effort in.

[speedyjules-deactivated20140718]

And math isn’t? 

[ben-hannigan]

 Math is life.

[conduit-ryan-hartley]

I hope you’re using that math for good. That shit is dangerous man.

[ben-hannigan]

 Pft, numbers don't kill people. I know, I've tried.

[speedyjules-deactivated20140718]

…Read comics, make cookies, prank people, etc., etc.

[ben-hannigan]

 Those are so boring though.

[speedyjules-deactivated20140718]

You’re seriously doing math? …Wow…

[ben-hannigan]

 Well what else is there supposed to do?

[ruby-thurman]

Excuse me, Sir, I’m not familiar with the learning guidelines on this camp, but I’m pretty sure it doesn’t require math. 

Or are you one of those people who get off on doing algebra for fun?

[ben-hannigan]

  Yeah, that's pretty much the only thing to do in this camp without being offensive to women, children, and Asians. 

[ben-hannigan]

 Hmm. Math.