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atheistnextdoor

FUNDAMENTALISTS WHEN THEY HEAR SOMETHING ABOUT EVOLUTION

zero1infinity

tsukiyamas

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

diggly

no one tell him

Studying for a test you have next period...

#school #truth #study #ihavestufftodobutilldothisinstead

sharkmama-deactivated20200708

(AGGRESSIVELY CHICKEN DANCES TOWARDS YOU)

themaraudingtrio

LOOK WHAT I MADE

morpheuskilljoy

reblogging because everyone needs to see that gif

Someone go wake-up Billie Joe

#greenday

Dont know what this is. Dont care what it is. I want it.

#awsome #gems

Looking at your math test like...

#math #fml #school #Simpson's

THIS IS TROPICANA!

#300 #TROPICANA #killerfurit

The United States of America on college education

Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.

USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.

Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.

USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.

Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.

USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.