SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP

Elijah my-secret-snape-obsession

[kristina100000]

first of january is always so funny to me like 90% of the world is either asleep or awake but piss drunk. every day should be like this

[wilwheaton]

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[that90ssmshow]

Literally running away from his problems

[lihiominaa]

Harry Potter 20th Anniversary: Return to Hogwarts 2022

[cannibalchicken]

[memewhore]

[sarahseeandersen]

[dumbstupidgayloser]

CW DEREALIZATION

scroll if you need to (:

made me think of them

[clickbeetle]

i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

[clickbeetle]

this is what i’m all about babyyyyy

[brydeswhale]

They’re not even related. Jays are a type of corvid, like crows and magpies, and Cardinals are a grosbeak.

[watcherscrown]

well you see, they are both birds and they both have fun hats. hope this helps

[arctic-hands]

[Image Description: first image: a photo of a red cardinal sitting on a branch of a bare tree, above a bluejay sitting on a lower branch.

Second image: a photo of a bluejay and a red cardinal, wings outstretched and appearing to square off with each other in the snow.

Third image: a photo of a bluejay and the smaller red cardinal, sharing a wooden perch. The perspective makes it look like they're cuddling. End ID]

[memewhore]

[were-ralph]

i will never stop reblogging this how the fuck did she slide against the wall so perfectly

[espurr-ing]

actually i deserve to have glowing yellow eyes and teeth a little sharper than normal. i earned it

[butch-himbo-king-deactivated202]

my gf just ripped some ungodly ass that had my eyes watering i mean absolutely noxious it was so bad i made her leave the bedroom until she was done and i opened the window and shoved my head out so i didn’t throw up breathing in the tainted air of our once peaceful bedroom.

anyways once it dissipated and i got back into bed she walked back in and looked me in the eyes and said “sorry for farty rocking 🥺”

[butch-himbo-king-deactivated202]

this is what she looked like

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Aim high

[just-shower-thoughts]

If the singular form of “mice” is “mouse”, shouldn’t the singular of “lice” be “louse”?

[thischick25]

Aw man I have like, THE BEST NEWS for you my friend

[365daysofbarbie]

[theartofangirling]

incorrect lotr quotes: (11/?)

[insp.]

[lazyflan]

Please tell me that I'm not the only one who will refuse to call facebook "meta".

I literally live in fandom spaces, if I search "meta" somewhere and facebook appears first I'm going to personally go kick zuckerberg's ass.

[castiel-j-winchester]

Okay okay but here's the thing.

MetaCompany put out a PUBLIC CEASE AND DESIST.