run your welder not your mouth

'02 forklift certified not a gamer i identify as marketing coordinator

[eviethekiwi]

DO NOT REBLOG MY POSTS IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN 10 ACTIVE FOLLOWERS

[eviethekiwi]

do you understand

[flipchild]

[junk-thunder]

we have GOT to get normal gore back on this website

[adding-girls-to-posts]

*Gru voice* we have GOT to get normal gorl back on this website

[kristina100000]

tfw you are the lucky one today to get picked out by the most beautiful trance song u heard on youtube with 1k views

[eviethekiwi]

i need to transfer more photos from my old phone so i dont lose my avatar 💅

[xylophonetangerine]

[yugoflop]

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

your pfp is your roommate now! how is it going?

good

bad

great

awful

fire everywhere

it's me lol

perfect

freaky

impossible

results

Remaining time: 4 days 1 hour

[orpheuslament]

lets out one truly pitiful little whimper & then goes back to doing fucking whatever

[tpwrtrmnky]

sometimes it occurs to me that while "get bottom surgery and then use a strapon" is an obvious course of action for many trans lesbians, a lot of cis people would be extremely confused by the suggestion that someone would do this.

[duchessvongooseberg]

🗣️ 📢 ‼️

[hesperocyon-lesbian]

Presented without comment because this confluence is too funny

[eviethekiwi]

now that i have two phones again im gonna start posting screenshots of the awful bios in this app that doesnt allow screenshots

[thisaintnomuddclub]

This Must Be the Place (Naive Melody), 1983

[dickstolebyanalien]

Kill Me Thru the Phone

[transgenderer]

The awesome thing about being a trans woman is that even if ur straight you can be homophobic abt gay dudes and ur totally in the clear

[s-lycopersicum]

"today's warm-up" by Kaibootsu (@Kaibootsu)

[s-lycopersicum]

"addendum" by Kaibootsu (@Kaibootsu)

[biblical-figures]

[biblical-figures]

Please get it tattooed

[joepieweed]

people give heterosexual women all these cop outs because they’re sat so far down on the hating men cock and it’s like so sad because straight women really are so fucking socially abusive it’s crazy.