Smitty

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[woodyisahugetwink]

THERE’S A SNAKE IN MY BUSSY!!!! 🥵🥵🥵

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[benis-scrumpledumps]

My boyfriend trying to get me to say his name

[lonelylyricists]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[catcrumb]

[yuridefender]

i love ending texts with "hehe" bc im a mischievous little plotter who is also a bit silly hehe

[solarpunksocialism]

Steal from your job, take as much as you can. Go in stoned as ever. Use and take full advantage of bathroom breaks. Listen to music or books. Take momentary breaks, grab some water. Socialize and communicate with coworkers and comrades. Combat your time and labor value being stolen by corporations by reclaiming bits of it in small ways, with covert frequency.

[catchymemes]

[thedankmemes]

[comet-tracer]

[briscal]

[clonepa]

all he does is eat crumbs. stupid.

[benis-scrumpledumps]

these sex bots tryna rizz me up

[writing-prompt-s]

The wizard in your party only knows one spell. It’s effective, but even the assassin feels bad about it.

[ordinarymothman]

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[britomart]

[ID: an edited meme showing a Black man looking out across a street with text above them reading “I bring a sort of “just pirate it” Vibe to the conversation that my “which streaming service is that on” friends don’t really like”. /end ID.]

[benis-scrumpledumps]

Beans

[d3monicas]

hello sidney, it’s an honor