Well that was a waste of a trip.
So go get yourself a fuckin’ cookie.
I can't. I'm lazy.

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@benjamin-holt
Well that was a waste of a trip.
So go get yourself a fuckin’ cookie.
I can't. I'm lazy.
Maybe I should find my Dad,
I don’t know, maybe to check that he ain’t dead either.
You would care?
Well that was a waste of a trip.
You’re just mad because I stopped tryin’ to bribe you with cookies.
Well no shit. I want a fucking cookie.
Maybe I should find my Dad,
Or maybe not. He thinks I’m dead, maybe it’s better that way.
The fuck you want to find him for it he thinks you're dead?
Well that was a waste of a trip.
I coulda told you that.
The only good thing about Thursday is how close to Saturday it is.
Fuck Saturday.
God damn.
Not enough, I’m thinking.
Your beer come up suddenly missing?
God damn.
My head hurts.
Too much drinking?
The fuck.
My mom used to have a cat that liked to find the strangest places to hide. Maybe something spooked her and she’s just waiting it out? There are quite a few new wolves.
Yeah. Noticed the fucking wolves around here lately.
The fuck.
Well let’s look again.
Yeah, alright.
The fuck.
One can only hope. I think I saw her yesterday, but past that I’m as informed as you are. Want another pair of eyes?
Yeah. The can opener wasn't even enough to get her to come out.
The fuck.
Please, please be talking about the cat.
The fuck else would I be talking about? The asian twins I got locked up in our basement?
The fuck.
Where’d you look?
Every damn where.
The fuck.
The cat?
Can't find her.
The fuck.
Where'd she wander off to...
Do you miss Alex? Are you gonna go for anyone else?
Dunno.
Somehow, that beer helped.
How’s that?
'Cause now I'm making assumptions about you making assumptions and pretty soon I'm gonna get all discombobulated.