Where My Demons Lie

Northern goblins, Southern Goblins

It wouldn’t be right? Because we’re both men?

What? Of course not. It's inappropriate because I am-- was, and may be again-- your Head Boy. It would be like a teacher's assistant sleeping with a student; there's a power imbalance there that is unfair and unethical. It would be wrong to take advantage of you.

And furthermore, I strongly believe that you deserve something more than a casual encounter, Louis. This is just using me to scratch an itch.

Northern goblins, Southern Goblins

I am utterly infuriating? How many times do I have to say “I am dying to suck a dick” before you figure out what I’m talking about?

Louis.... you know I cannot allow you to do that. It wouldn't be right.

Northern goblins, Southern Goblins

…no, it’s too easy. Too easy.

It’s nothing. Like I said, good luck finding Molly. If you ever want someone to work on that other lollipop, you know where to find me.

#he looks like such a sad puppy in that gif

You are utterly infuriating at times. I am trying to bond with you here, and yet you refuse my lollipops, you deflect my questions of concern, and you attempt to dismiss me from the conversation entirely.

Northern goblins, Southern Goblins

Are you offering to let me suck on your lollipop?

…actually, on second thought, nevermind. I’ve suddenly lost my appetite.

If you would like one, yes. They've been in my pocket, so they are a bit warm, but I promise they're still good.

Louis, what is the matter? It distresses me to no end to see you so glum.

Northern goblins, Southern Goblins

It’s been noticeably lacking in the dick-sucking department. How’s yours been?

I’ll never understand guys like you, who go chasing their tails all day long, putting in all this work to try to get someone to notice them, when there are so many easier options.

You must find exceptional enjoyment in the act, to be so fixated on it. Can I perhaps interest you in a lollipop instead? I have both strawberry and grape flavor.

Louis.... Molly is a close friend, and that is all. It's perfectly natural for me to seek out her companionship when I have not been graced by the beauty of her presence in some time.

Northern goblins, Southern Goblins

I don’t know. We’ve never just talked to one another. Usually our interactions consist of you barking out commands.

Oh. All right. Good luck then.

'Usually' implies that on occasion the nature of our conversations was otherwise. Perhaps we could attempt such another endeavor tonight? You could... tell me how your life has been.

It is fortitude, not luck, that shall win out in the end.

Northern goblins, Southern Goblins

Then you leave me no choice but to blatantly ignore you and then make faces at you behind your back.

Of course you’re looking for Molly. I haven’t seen her. Tough luck.

That seems exceptionally juvenile, even for you, Louis. Can we not just... talk to one another?

Most unfortunate. I shall have to continue my search, then.

Northern goblins, Southern Goblins

Wrooooong answer, Benjy. Dunno if you remember, but we’re not in school anymore, and you have zero authority to boss me around. You can’t control me.

Unless, of course, I want you to control me.

We're technically still in the school. And if you're not going to police yourself effectively, then you leave me no choice but to do it for you.

By the way, have you seen Miss Molly recently?

Northern goblins, Southern Goblins

Umm…no. No thank you. No pamphlets.

Question. Can you actually physically see how long it’s been since the last time I sucked a dick? I feel like the lack of swallowing is making my skin dull.

Louis. That is not an acceptable excuse for procrastination. Back to work, please. And do remember that some questions are not appropriate for public audience. Please keep your skin concerns to yourself, or take them to the nurse.

Northern goblins, Southern Goblins

File under: things I couldn’t care less about.

It is of importance, Louis.

Do you need help with more effective study habits? I believe I have a pamphlet here somewhere...

legendary-lysander

I have so many concerns.

And they all start with “How are we supposed to maintain our health if…”

#this gif is too melodramatic but it amuses me so it stays

You should probably start with sleep.

redheadinabook

It smells like burning hair.

redheadinabook

I… Well, I was gonna do a sleep thing because I’ll be just as injured tomorrow morning as I am now, right?

Whoo. I’m okay. Only one of my legs feels like it’s jelly. …Yeah. Yeah you should definitely let me do the sleep thing.

#SOBS #I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO COME HOME

I'm fairly certain that sleep is what you are not supposed to do when you are concussed, or so I have heard. Please allow me to escort you to medical attention, and I promise to escort you to bed as soon as I am allowed.

Or... or perhaps I could call for one of your numerous family members to assist you, if you would prefer their company. I'm afraid it has been a long day, and my conversation skills are perhaps not up to their usual par.

redheadinabook

It smells like burning hair.

…I need new hair. And new beakers. I’ve blown up six beakers today. Very wasteful.

And if everything looks like it’s underwater and you keep smelling burnt toast, does that mean you have a burning concussion.

Yes, I believe that is exactly what that means. We're going to the nurse. Please come willingly, or I shall be forced to carry you.

I think I need some ice. {private}

I- Okay. I’ll- Yeah of course I will. I’ll be fine, Ben. I promise but you need to look after yourself too because- because then I’ll have one less thing to worry about, yeah?

Hey, Ben- Ben I know. I know it’s- None of this is right. It’s not okay, not really but you just have to think about it differently. The sooner the fighting is over, the sooner everything can go back to normal. This is something worth fighting for, right? You just- You have to believe that we’re on the side of the good guys. Look, I wish we were all home. I wish we were all safe but if we can’t all be then what’s the point? I wouldn’t just sit idly by while my brother was left behind here. Besides, I can look out for Lilah too. And- And what you’re doing is important. You’re smart, Ben. It’s going to help. We’ll get through this. We will.

Isaiah. Do not worry about me. There's nothing-- I am completely barred from any real danger.

And you don't have to reassure me. You shouldn't be reassuring me-- that's my job. And even the most worthy cause does not justify drafting children; if a price is to be paid, it should be paid by those who are old enough to handle the consequences. And Lilah-- my god, she can barely find her way to class let alone navigate a battlefield and-- This isn't right. And how can you ask me to support something that is fundamentally rotten at its basest levels? How can you--

Here. I made you and Delilah packets on mindfulness meditation. It will greatly increase your clarity and focus, including your ability to attune to small details, which may be crucial to your success. Read over the information, practice the exercises, and except to show me that you have made significant progress in skill acquisition by the end of the week.

I think I need some ice. {private}

Hey, hey Ben stop. It is. It is of import. I mean it’s important- it’s always important, okay?

Nah, I think I’m alright. Just a bit scratched up but nothing major. Didn’t know how out of shape I was until today so there’s a fun fact. Guess Quidditch practice doesn’t quite match up to the military standards. No, I’m fine. I’m good. I’m- Kinda glad you’re here too. Which is a completely selfish thing to say but there it is.

It's nothing you need to worry about. You just need to take care of yourself, alright?

I shouldn't be here. I should-- Research and Development is-- You should be at home or researching things or something else that is safe and non-violent, and I should be the one out fighting and risking life and limb to protect you. This is-- this is stupid, Isaiah, and careless, and cruel, to make children fight a war that they are foolish enough to start, but too cowardly to finish.

I think I need some ice.

Thanks for the tip, Ben. I’ll make sure to take that one down for future ref too.

How- How are you doing?

I am--

It is not of import. Do you need medical care? Do you need me to speak to someone about the way you are being treated?

I think I need some ice.

Or- Or a bath of ice. An ice bath. Just no one take my kidneys while I’m in it, okay? Okay.