welcome to value town

[marchionro]

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

judging by how angry the headline is I think he was actually successful

[maxknightley]

[through gritted teeth, veins visibly bulging] Actually you’ll find that I’m not mad at all, and also, that everyone who disagrees with me is a moron anyway

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[starkeaton]

Hey get out of there

[starkeaton]

noclip is strictly prohibited in my home

[kermakatti]

#interior crocodile alligator

[ciryes]

[fishstickks]

I’m so brain dead wtf is this

[anxiouscoffeegoblin]

I fucking hate all of you

[torturelabyrinth]

this is the most profound thing i’ve ever read

[boyga-king]

Am Eric Andre Am has a terrifying symmetry

[ultrakillblast]

THE LORD OF THE RINGS (1978)

[chlommunist]

gandalf got jukes

[coughloop]

[umbridge-against-shipping]

[shacklesburst]

oh i’m loving this already

[argumate]

in bold countermove, PornHub announces new coffeehouse AU fanfiction category

[dankmemeking]

assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number

[spicyghostpepper]

[unclefather]

and i think to myself…. what a wonderful worm

[cherryseltzer]

[latenights]

weird how 15 years from now it might be ur wedding or ur kids birthday but rn it’s just a regular shitty day

[shounenchild]

This comment absolutely decimated me on impact

[charliebrown101]

Charlie Brown Christmas

[skullforbrains]

[buggerygrips]

honestly, out of all the games that might have patch notes reading “fixed a Geneva convention violation”, Stardew Valley was not one I expected.

[ink-quill-coffee]

Lol?!?

[zennistrad]

This far from the first game to do so. This specific Geneva Conventions violation is so common in video games the Red Cross itself has had to tell the industry to knock it off.

My favorite part of it all is that it makes “Neopets violated the Geneva Conventions in the early 2000s” a completely true sentence.

[kalgalen]

Goddang raven tap dancing on my roof

[kalgalen]

Get A Job

[thepictoblr]

That IS his job

[kalgalen]

OH my bad sir please proceed

[paper-mario-wiki]

this my favorite edgar allen poe poem

[onceiwashere]

tumblr is on the verge of rediscovering regular degular sexual attraction to other humans and i dont know if we can handle it, collectively