Oh dear.

I promise I’m not that weird. Joel, bi, a messy bitch. Post what I like, but i do tag nsfw. I’m like 30.

[ozempicofficial]

[gaypornvideoswebsite]

happy pride month

[microsff]

The parking attendant paused by the double-length bay. Intended for mobile homes and cars with trailers, it was currently occupied by a sleeping dragon.

No parts of it extended beyond the lines, and the paper ticket was clearly displayed, impaled on a horn.

The parking attendant moved on.

[lionessfeather]

I was going to just queue it for later but then it stuck in my brain, and I decided to make it everyone's problem

[mrsterlingeverything]

Cum shirt pride

[eroscestlavie]

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

[secondbeatsongs]

cut open a package of bacon while making food tonight, and then paused to take a pic because I realized the way I open bacon is probably not normal

is it just me? does anyone else do this?

[secondbeatsongs]

update:

(ID in alt text)

I think we've all done something very important here. thank you for your input!

[unsolids-your-snake]

Do you have ADHD

[secondbeatsongs]

do you think I would have learned excel for this if I didn't have ADHD?

[evilnicegirl]

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

[nypaingers]

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

[evilnicegirl]

[trash-panda-gorl]

Can’t just leave this in the tags, @the-starboy-symbiont

[the-supernatural-atheist]

if theres one thing that really pissed me off from my 3 years of architecture i took in high school it's learning about how we used to have all these little techniques to maximize or minimize heat or warmth and now we just merrily abandoned all those to have the same copypaste style buildings everywhere that are often INCREDIBLY unoptimized to the local weather and climate so we can just throw more money at our heating and cooling bills

[the-supernatural-atheist]

where i live it is hot as balls approximately 80% of the year. i do not want a massive butt-ugly grey mcmansion with a huge echoey open-concept kitchen-livingroom-foyer-diningroom-staircase that has huge windows so i can have an hvac unit the size of a barge heaving and straining to keep it at a constant 72 the grees. i want a north indian traditional style home with small windows to force the airflow to cool, decorative grates to limit the amount of sunlight, and a COURTYARD with a POND *smashes unspecified large object*

[makaeru]

I hate learning about instances of "oh yeah we know how to do that, we just don't".

[devinellekurtz]

My very first tiger drawing and my latest

[formaldehydedoesstuff]

Your skill level is unquestionable but listen.

I love him.

[toasthaste-art]

me also. as well.

[devinellekurtz]

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

[deltaomicronfive]

Ngl guys this entire saga and phenomenon stumbled upon is fucking frying me.

[boyga-king]

Did NBA Fine Derrick White and Grady Dick for Exchanging Jerseys? Fact Checking Viral News

Find out the truth behind the viral claim of Toronto's Gradey Dick and Boston's Derrick White getting fined for swapping jerseys last night.

Looks like he does did do some of these but he hasn’t been fined or banned.

[ladyloveandjustice]

A question about Bill Willingham for the Steph wiki

Okay, so, I have some things I'm looking for regarding Bill Willingham for the little article I'm making bit by bit: back in the day, sometime before the infamous (to me) incident with him saying he wanted to shoot Steph fans, I recall there was reports about him berating a male fan who said Stephanie's death made him cry at a con. I don't seem to be misremembering, because I reference it in my livejournal post about the incident:

I knew from interviews and shit that Willingham was an asshole- and I'm sorry, he is, for mocking people at panels, and mocking men for daring to cry over a comic book death--

So it was a thing. But it's hard to find sources now obviously. Does anyone remember this in more detail, and especially does anyone remember the sources? I think it's good to have them to give context to just how bad his behavior was and the Steph's death thing is obviously pretty relevant.

I also recall a story about him mocking and/or being aggressive to a girl or woman to the point she was driven to tears, and Grant Morrison feelings sorry for her and having her sit next to them (as in next to Grant Morrison) at the panel to make up for it. Would be good to have a source on that one too!

[hellyeahheroes]

I don't have much about the incident you are looking for, but I remembered the infamous "Bill Willingham derails Writing Women-Friendly Comics Panel" incident, and looked up some articles about it, in case you may find that inclusion useful:

Gen Con Writing Women Friendly Comics Panel | The Mary Sue

Being an ally can be complicated, but it's not hard to NOT be an asshole.

#BillFriendlyComics – Panel Transcript with notes (2/3)

Part 2/3 covering “Writing Women Friendly Comics” panel at 2015 Gen Con, with moderator Bill Willingham. [Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3] [FAQs] T

How “Writing Women Friendly Comics” Panel turned into the “Bill Willingham Show” ( Part 1/3)

How “Writing Women Friendly Comics” Panel turned into the “Bill Willingham Show” A Full Report on the Less Than Friendly Side of GenCon 2015

-Admin

[ladyloveandjustice]

Thanks so much! Oh God, I remember this now. I have no idea why anyone would think it was a good idea to have him moderate a women friendly comics panel. THEY SHOULD HAVE ASKED ME.

(Of course, there were a lot of bad ideas happening there. Like the all male panelists thing. lmao in the comments to the Mary Sue you have the usual guy being like 'well what if it was an all woman panel on male comics!!" Yes, I do think it would be weird and stupid if there was no man on that panel, especially in this hypothetical scenario where male-friendly comics is a thing that isn't just 'the majority of comics' and men as a gender are marginalized, thanks for the useless thought exercise)

(The only thing I can guess is someone thought Fables was a woman friendly comic? I would argue its not, a lot of women just liked it, (probs because the concept is very interesting and can appeal to anyone) but women like things that are actively hostile to them sometimes)

[samreich]

sometimes you have to read your dad's texts and just move on with your day

[breakstar91]

This man’s Jewish father is gonna guilt trip *ME* into calling *MY* parents.

[sighinastorm]

[andreauxminyard]

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

[porygolgari-deactivated20260522]

Turning 30 made me feel like a person again!

[depsidase]

[animentality]

[lemonsweet]

[explodingthunder]

(peer reviewed tags by @chortlebot)

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

played sims 4 for the first time and one of the married cis men had a desire to try for baby with his cis husband. i accidentally pinned it and could not unpin it. trying for baby is physically impossible. I tried to use cheats to give him a viable womb in create a sim but it wouldn’t let me do so retroactively. so I thought, maybe if they adopt the want for pregnancy will go away, and had them adopt a toddler daughter. but then the try for baby desire did not go away. since they now had an unwanted adopted child I tried to remove the toddler from the household, thinking this would send her back into the ether. it did not. instead she wanders the neighborhood like a feral cat. i thought the social worker would come and take her back so someone else could adopt her, but I guess there is no social worker in sims 4. so now the neighborhood is haunted by a smelly miserable baby that has no home but cannot die and everyone who sees her is uncomfortable. fucking omelas scenario.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

no one is feeding her but every time she gets hungry she simply produces a carton of milk out of the ether and drinks it

[gremlin-pattie]

OP— do ctrl+shift+C and type “testingcheats true” and then “cas.fulleditmode” into the bar, then go into CAS and change one of the sims to be able to get pregnant. mpreg is possible ALWAYS

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

thanks. the womb installation worked.

[adrenalinevan]

I'm sorry, this was dune mpreg the whole time and you never thought to mention? Iconic.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

it wasn’t relevant to my journey