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I wear old man cardigans and drink from solo cups. I’m short but I like to think I’m big like those little dogs even though my wrestler girlfriend can pick me up and throw me around. @mynamesnotbillytalent (rp blog)

[trustalljoys-deactivated2020072]

im obsessed w physical closeness, romantically….not even sexually just if u date me it’s all hugging all the time we are gonna lay in bed and im gonna cuddle w u, we will stand in the kitchen and i will stand hip to hip w u, u will sit on the couch and i will stroke your hair and kiss your forehead….it’s so intoxicating as a concept

[rainingknives-deactivated202002]

Don’t be fooled with how at peace I look for this selfie. It’s actually a very sleepy morning and after this I’m going to try to punch my own lights out and get myself back to sleep. Anyways, I’m Lexi Kaufman, mostly known as Alexa Bliss. Everyone’s favorite brat and WWE’s resident goddess. Still mad about Rousey taking that title from me but it ain’t over yet. I’ve got an animal farm waiting for me at home and I miss them dearly, not pictured it my sweet fiancé SNORING next to me. Someone let me sleep. 😭

Oh yeah, come talk to me @ hcrlequinkisses

[pukicho]

Mama Mia, here I go again, my my, back to this bullshit

[benkoalawicz]

Wow ok I’m now so ready to watch this Khabib and McGregor fight. This press conference is fucking crazy

[benkoalawicz]

Is drinking a whole bottle of champagne alone a problem?

[stability]

[fuckhesh-deactivated20150608]

[benkoalawicz]

I tried to pay Starbucks with my Walmart gift card

[pi4nobl4ck]

Just a tuesday in Canada

[pi4nobl4ck]

Meanwhile, at Australia…

[pi4nobl4ck]

An uneventful day in Saudi Arabia:

[ethereal-oddity-deactivated2025]

oh my god what the fuck why is this so funny

[suburban-refugee]

All america got is squirrells

[benkoalawicz]

I’m being coerced into yard work by my best friend because he and I quote “will buy me fruit gushers and fruit roll ups” and I can’t say no now.

[benkoalawicz]

I’m gonna go to the grocery store and pay someone to push me in the cart

[heartahoges-deactivated20181113]

[cmonangel]

i just found out hozier is 6’5”?????? what the fuck was i just supposed to learn that on my own or

[despazito]

musicians only Dark Millenials will remember:

cobra starship

neon trees

metro station

3OH3

taio cruz

owl city

far east movement

ne-yo

onerepublic

boys like girls

[coat]

Implying fireflies isn’t a known banger by owl city is very bold, and frankly, I’m unimpressed.

[melonboyy]

[benkoalawicz]

I literally am that meme that’s like procrastinating getting in the shower and then you finally do and go “I live here now”

[juliansoldishacct]

👏 WHERE 👏 IS 👏 THAT 👏 COLD 👏 WEATHER 👏