I got that Dumb Bitch Energy

Hayden | Norwegian and Chilean thot | Queen/BoRhap | YEEHAW I

[jeeberzcreeperz]

I owe all my unrealistically high expectations in men 

[deakorydock]

brian: [says anything]

roger:

[roger-taylor-owns-my-wigg]

nooo where’s deacy being done with him

[benmydickhardy]

September, a song by Earth, Wind & Fire on Spotify

IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAT JOSEPH MAZZELLO’S BIRTHDAY IS THE 21ST OF SEPTEMBER, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

If you play

September by Earth, Wind & Fire on the 20.september at 23:59:11 you will get the crescendo “ah, aH, AH, AH Y AH, SAY THAT YOU REMEMBER” right at midnight to celebrate Joe’s birthday

CLINKCLINK

[benmydickhardy]

Bringing this back so y’all dont forget

[lauxlr]

ALL QUEEN FANS, GET YOUR ASSES TOGETHER, WE HAVE A CHALLENGE

[radiogagaga]

Roger, t-posing in the hallway: Good morning, parental figure.

Miami, without looking up: Good morning, problem-child.

[benmydickhardy]

okay y'all, im gonna say it

sorry

[killerqueenjoy]

don’t do this to me

[benmydickhardy]

well have you ever seen roger taylor and guy fieri in the same room?

[supersonicqueerace]

How do I delete other people’s posts?

[benmydickhardy]

censorship is for cowards

[benmydickhardy]

[debdarkpetal]

Roger on the set of the Play The Game promotional video, May 1980.

© @rogermeddow on Instagram.

[stesichoreanpalinode]

TIL that Roger insisted that the album be called ‘The Game’ and not ‘Play the Game’ because he is such an anti-authoritarian punk that he didn’t want to suggest that people should ‘play the game’ in the sense of playing by the rules or going along with the Establishment and I love that a) he insisted on this and b) the others agreed

(from Queen: Complete Works by George Purvis)

Probably he had enough of ‘play the game’ in the British ‘play up, play up and play the game’ sense at school

[benmydickhardy]

a good rebellious lad

[queenofindecision]

i’m pretty sure freddie hung up that cat poster in the queen office. you can’t convince me otherwise.

[whatasnowangel]

Queen meet and greets Young fans - ca. 1978

[benmydickhardy]

we all know the real reason he didnt get tattoos when he was younger was to spare us, he would be too powerful

ugh his mind

[gayspamer]

Some of you don’t instantly think about Roger Taylor when someone talks about the 70s and it shows

[drbriangay]

I haven’t drawn this bitch in a while

[getagriponmyboyracerrollbar]

This is fantastic.

[feellikeamillionaire]

i heard their prices can be a little high, little low

[carissapeyton]

Extremely Very True Queen Facts

- John Deacon only ever ate sandwiches his whole entire life. That’s why his favorite food was cheese on toast because that is the only thing he’s ever eaten that wasn’t a sandwich

- Brian Mays hair physically cannot be cut. It’s broken over 1,200 pairs of scissors

- All of the cigarettes Freddie Mercury smoked were made out of candy

- Roger Taylor ate a drum stick

- Freddie Mercury actually played every single instrument on every single Queen track. He just wanted Brian, John, and Roger to feel like they were a part of something

- John Deacon once played the bass for 82 hours exactly upside down while drinking soup

- When Brian May played the guitar solo in Bohemian Rhapsody he was actually playing a guitar that he made out of a tissue box and some dental floss

- Roger ate a drum

- Freddie Mercury and John Deacon were 4th Cousins

- John Deacon isn’t from earth

- Brian May once caught Roger Taylor making out with a paper back copy of “War and Peace”

- Freddie Mercury created Japan

- Roger Taylor ate a paper back copy of “War and Peace”

- Freddie Mercury got eyeliner/make up tips from Cleopatra. He traveled back in time in the time machine Brian May built and had a cup of tea with the Egyptian Queen

- John Deacon made the map of the world

- Brian May never built a time machine

- dont look outside of your window… it looks like roger taylor but its not. run

- John Deacon cant drive

- Once when on a tour in America, the four band members joined a pie eaten contest. Not only did they eat the entire state of Marylands pie stock, but also Pennsylvanias and West Virginias. Roger ate a few tables.

- Brian May made every single song ever

- Roger Taylor doesn’t exist in our realm anymore. He pondered into a mirror to hard and was sucked into it. Freddie Mercury found the mirror and accidentally broke it. So they had to replace roger and forget their connections with the old one.

- Freddie Mercury wasnt real, he was just a figment of brian mays imagination

- Brian May hates cheeze itz. If you merely utter the name he will pick you up with his mind powers and instantly kill you. Know one knows why but this isnt a fact this is a warning

- The reason why no one sees John Deacon anymore is because he drives the google maps car around the earth! dont bug him he has a lot of work to do!

- Old Rogers favorite food was cheese itz

- The band Queen are actually all bugs! Were all bugs! Everyone is bugs!!

hope you enjoyed these absolutely true Queen facts!

[moonesby]

“Seven seas of rhye starts playing”

Freddie: You are mine I possess you I belong to you forever! EVEEEER EVEEEER EEEEEEE

Me: *stands up* AND BLAST IT !

[onegoldenglance]

Hmmm …

[justqueenthoughts]

To all the new Queenies who find themselves in mourning for a man who passed away decades ago but who is only now changing their lives: he loved you, he cared about you, we see you and it’s gonna be okay.