tired

shoulda left town!

[roaldamundsen]

you don't say

[avasthesia]

[bachaboska]

The Passenger 2023 but they are both little creeps.

[bensonburnerr]

do you think they could be happy?

[its-annie-bitch]

[riddler-apologist]

it'll never be the cure

the cure- olivia rodrigo

[toxicsugarr]

Randy thanking Benson after he cums

[estpolynesianmary]

a randy who dosen't work at bbb but instead hangs out there every damn day because he has a craaazy fat crush on benson

[aantinous]

but when he walks in, i am loved, i am loved

[rockstarcotta]

[human-pet-they]

COME ONNN

[going2daworldsfair]

ranson as textposts bc why not

[purusims]

[sp1raling-ang3l]

Johnny..

[bensonburnerr]

werewolf randy. okay?

[onlygodwouldbelieve]

Werewolf randy is a exceptionally large skinny coyote that slinks behind dumpsters and will snap at you if you get too close

[bensonburnerr]

yesssss yes yes werewolf randy who is convinced he is a monster only capable of violence and HATES himself for it!!! and the shit with benson happens and he gets kidnapped and the only thing randy can think is fuck keep it together do not hurt this guy. werewolf randy whos mom knows and hovers because she's scared of him and what he might do to other people after he ripped his teachers eye out at 8 years old. and in the version of the passenger in my head where they get away and go on the lam randy begs benson to let him go not because he's scared of benson but because he's scared he's going to hurt benson locked in a small motel room with him on a full moon.

and he's all gross and fucked up and mangy like this btw

[maxxie-or-smth]

no one else twists the knife as good as u come over

[roaldamundsen]

😐😐😐😐😐

[roaldamundsen]

his name is johnny berchtold and he will come for your straight marriage