a lost boy king

"Son, how did you get this way?" "Doc, I'm glad you asked, because up to now, I've kept it a secret, but the fact was I was a teenage werewolf."

[aantinous]

Keep my eyes on the road as I ache

[persianmom]

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[sleepyjump]

there's this guy who works at the convenience store next to my job and every time i come in he tries to upsell me. i'll get a gatorade and he'll say "that's it...? isn't it snacktime?" i'll get a snack and he'll say "just that? don't you want more?"

one time i got a huge pile of stuff and he STILL said it and i said "dude, you would not be satisfied with all the riches of heaven!!" and he said "i don't even get a commission. i just love doing this."

and then i couldnt come in for a while and then i came in again today for just a charger. and i said "that's it today" with a smile. and he looked at me with a gleam in his eye and said "no it isn't. you'll be back later. you'll have to get thirsty eventually, won't you?" with this conniving smile that made me realize i WAS thirsty. i'm out of my depth here. help

[bonniebugsy]

OP I think that might be the Devil

[callmemeursault]

Visit Original Link

The Magnetic Fields  //  I Think I Need A New Heart

I think I need a new heart

‘Cause I always say, “I love you”

When I mean, “Turn out the light”

And I say, “Let’s run away”

When I just mean, “Stay the night”

[liliireinhart]

Ever After — 1998 dir. Andy Tennant

[dailyflicks]

SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN (1952) dir. Gene Kelly and Stanley Donen

[swarnpert]

NO MORE SONGS UNDER 3 MINUTES. GO BACK INTO THE STUDIO

[motiya]

the earth didn’t have to give us meadows of poppies, but she did!!

[dykeselfcest]

I understand the urge to comment on recent trends in which people seem to want increasingly sanitized media compared to the recent past, but when you say things like "people used to just shrug and move on when there were books and movies that made them uncomfortable" it's like...well. actually people used to convict artists of obscenity in a court of law.

[cosilontano]

ZENDAYA // 'The Odyssey' New York Premiere

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[fairycosmos]

you have GOT to get over god abandoning you when you were 2 like its not even uncommon

[bitchtoss]

Fiona Apple photographed by Chris Canole, 1998

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[mythtakens]

MILE 7 -> MILE 35 -> MILE 59 -> MILE 144 -> MILE 286 -> MILE 306 -> MILE 331

THE LONG WALK (2025) dir. Francis Lawrence

[disastergenius]

rip Natasha, Pierre, and The Great Comet of 1812 you would have bodied an NPR Tiny Desk concert