she's autistic, she works in a pet store for minimum wage, she's on five different medications, she's weird, she's a loser, she will knock your teeth out if you look at her wrong, she puts stickers on everything, she has a parasocial relationship with some no-good punk whose music she's obsessed with, she's a virgin, her masturbatory habits would make her white middle class family keel over in shock, she still lives with her parents, she has no plan for the future, she sings the songs she hears in her head, she's watching a dead cat, she's shit at basketball, she's my queen I hope she never changes















