im only dead on the outside, i swear

Qualified Ghost Brother™ | my partner in crime: @klaus-the-junkie | The Family

[white-biolin]

Hey guys welcome to my *bumps mic* m-my YouTube channel and today we’re *knocks mic over* fuck uhm anyway, today we’re gonna be… *mutters expletives* what was it? Oh yeah. Today we’re gonna be counting down the top 10 best Crocs to wear, starting off at number 10, we have thigh high Crocs. At number 9 we have–

[bentacles-spectacle]

vanya. what is number 8. you can’t cut off like this, i need to know.

[profjamie20]

Number 9 is knee-high crocs, number 8 is shin-high crocs, number 7 is rainbow crocs, number 6 is light-up crocs, number 5 is combat-boot crocs, number 4 is lace-up crocs, number 3 is thigh-high crocs again but this time they’re also rainbow, number 2 is wearing two different types of crocs, and number 1 is the crocs that are in your heart

[bentacles-spectacle]

my eyes have been opened for the first time

[3rd-but-the-best-hargreeve]

Anyways guys Ben is no longer related to me either.

[bentacles-spectacle]

guys allison hargreeves is bullying me and my sister, cancel her

[white-biolin]

Hey guys welcome to my *bumps mic* m-my YouTube channel and today we’re *knocks mic over* fuck uhm anyway, today we’re gonna be… *mutters expletives* what was it? Oh yeah. Today we’re gonna be counting down the top 10 best Crocs to wear, starting off at number 10, we have thigh high Crocs. At number 9 we have–

[bentacles-spectacle]

vanya. what is number 8. you can’t cut off like this, i need to know.

[profjamie20]

Number 9 is knee-high crocs, number 8 is shin-high crocs, number 7 is rainbow crocs, number 6 is light-up crocs, number 5 is combat-boot crocs, number 4 is lace-up crocs, number 3 is thigh-high crocs again but this time they’re also rainbow, number 2 is wearing two different types of crocs, and number 1 is the crocs that are in your heart

[bentacles-spectacle]

my eyes have been opened for the first time

[white-biolin]

Hey guys welcome to my *bumps mic* m-my YouTube channel and today we’re *knocks mic over* fuck uhm anyway, today we’re gonna be… *mutters expletives* what was it? Oh yeah. Today we’re gonna be counting down the top 10 best Crocs to wear, starting off at number 10, we have thigh high Crocs. At number 9 we have–

[bentacles-spectacle]

vanya. what is number 8. you can't cut off like this, i need to know.

[bentacles-spectacle]

(This post is OOC/by the admin)

god it's been so long since i've posted here

i spent the past thirty minutes scrolling down this blog and screaming cause holy shit. it's literally an archive of self-projecting (and some posts were extremely ooc for ben, but again,,,, i was self-projecting a lot lmao)

anyway, idk where im going with this, but thanks for sticking around! might pick it up again in the future, but seeing how no one else in our tua group is active either, i highly doubt it'll be anytime soon

[white-biolin]

Someone: You seem so calm and neutral all the time, how do you do it?

Me: Oh, that’s easy! It’s a lovely little thing called

Repressing All of Your Emotions

[bentacles-spectacle]

I felt that. Also, are you okay?

[white-biolin]

Yes, of course

And by yes, I mean no, absolutely not :,)

[bentacles-spectacle]

I'm sorry :c Is there anything I can do?

[white-biolin]

...I just wish I could express my feelings without causing mass destruction

[bentacles-spectacle]

Hey, of course you can do that! You've been doing great at controlling your powers lately. I'm here if you need to talk <3

[white-biolin]

Thank you, Ben... love you <3

And yes, maybe talking would be nice...

[bentacles-spectacle]

We can definitely do that then. Love you too <3

[white-biolin]

Someone: You seem so calm and neutral all the time, how do you do it?

Me: Oh, that’s easy! It’s a lovely little thing called

Repressing All of Your Emotions

[bentacles-spectacle]

I felt that. Also, are you okay?

[white-biolin]

Yes, of course

And by yes, I mean no, absolutely not :,)

[bentacles-spectacle]

I'm sorry :c Is there anything I can do?

[white-biolin]

...I just wish I could express my feelings without causing mass destruction

[bentacles-spectacle]

Hey, of course you can do that! You've been doing great at controlling your powers lately. I'm here if you need to talk <3

[white-biolin]

Someone: You seem so calm and neutral all the time, how do you do it?

Me: Oh, that’s easy! It’s a lovely little thing called

Repressing All of Your Emotions

[bentacles-spectacle]

I felt that. Also, are you okay?

[white-biolin]

Yes, of course

And by yes, I mean no, absolutely not :,)

[bentacles-spectacle]

I'm sorry :c Is there anything I can do?

[white-biolin]

Someone: You seem so calm and neutral all the time, how do you do it?

Me: Oh, that’s easy! It’s a lovely little thing called

Repressing All of Your Emotions

[bentacles-spectacle]

I felt that. Also, are you okay?

[bentacles-spectacle]

What's it like being dead?

It feels like these two pictures exactly

[3rd-but-the-best-hargreeve]

Enlightening, truly.

[bentacles-spectacle]

Glad I could help <3

[3rd-but-the-best-hargreeve]

You should be a public speaker, really.

[bentacles-spectacle]

I know right? I've been telling Klaus the same thing but he disagrees :c

[3rd-but-the-best-hargreeve]

What does he know?

[bentacles-spectacle]

Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

[bentacles-spectacle]

What's it like being dead?

It feels like these two pictures exactly

[white-biolin]

I... I know so much now...

Thank you for this sacred knowledge

[bentacles-spectacle]

Always at your service Vans <3

[bentacles-spectacle]

What's it like being dead?

It feels like these two pictures exactly

[3rd-but-the-best-hargreeve]

Enlightening, truly.

[bentacles-spectacle]

Glad I could help <3

[3rd-but-the-best-hargreeve]

You should be a public speaker, really.

[bentacles-spectacle]

I know right? I've been telling Klaus the same thing but he disagrees :c

[bentacles-spectacle]

What's it like being dead?

It feels like these two pictures exactly

[3rd-but-the-best-hargreeve]

Enlightening, truly.

[bentacles-spectacle]

Glad I could help <3

[bentacles-spectacle]

What's it like being dead?

It feels like these two pictures exactly

[egberts]

tfw you're typing and the other person's typing bubble comes up too so you select all and copy what you wrote before deleting it so that your typing bubble goes away but then their's also goes away because they did the same thing

[bentacles-spectacle]

@klaus-the-junkie​ this is us but like, the exact opposite. whoever gets their text sent last fucking dies.

[bentacles-spectacle]

Hey, so I'm not dead, so does anyone have any asks? 🥺👉👈

[bugslurper]

everyone in this Target wants to have sex with me I just know it

[bentacles-spectacle]

this is you @klaus-the-junkie

[dankmemeuniversity]

[apathetic-revenant]

demon: YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME, MORTAL. WHAT DEAL DO YOU WISH TO STRIKE WITH THE POWERS OF HELL?

roomba: [is a roomba]

demon:

roomba:

demon:

roomba:

demon: man c’mon you gotta work with me here a little bit

[poppetawoppet]

roomba: *slowly spells on floor* K N I F E

demon: ahhhhh I see. You have heard the legend of Stabby.

roomba: *vibrates excitedly*

[bentacles-spectacle]

@crabby-mcstabby @klaus-the-junkie remake this. now.