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Hey | feeling cute | might delete this account later |

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I know what kind of man you are Lex

MY TWIN

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I saw someone say Mordecai from Regular Show and Bear from Obsession are the same person and Mordecai would've done the same thing Bear did, and it makes so much fucking sense, Mordecai killed Rigby over Margaret when all Rigby did was show Mordecai he had to be himself for girls to like him, Obsession would've been a Regular Show episode and Mordecai would've been the cause

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Instead of DMC6 or Bayonetta 4, we get like a crossover of both, that's not a game but like 10 hours of high quality raunchy sex scenes from the cast of both games, Dante and Bayonetta, Jeanne and Trish and Lady, Nero, Kyrie, and Viola, Vergil and idk Rodin? It would be peak

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This is how I want Absolute! Wonder Woman's "reunion" with the Amazons to go ;D

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The things I'd do to be a part of that

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SPOILERS FOR THE BOYS

As much as I was pretty unsatisfied with the ending of The Boys, it had many high points that I love, Homelander's death was definitely one of them, seeing him groveling and crying talking about some, "WILLIAM PLEASE, I'LL DO ANYTHING I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK, JUST DON'T KILL ME" had me laughing my ass off

And you know he was 100% serious about that, he would've done if it meant his survival, I just wish the season was done better overall, also apparently Eric Kripke thought people didn't like it because there wasn't a big fight? MF NO, people didn't like it because the writing was pretty poor at parts and things just felt like a setup for Vought Rising instead of the story we want to see played out with care, it was an good ending, but it could've been a lot better

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SPOILERS FOR THE BOYS (RANT POST)

What's up with shows having the shittiest fucking endings ever, I really liked The Boys, the first two episodes of season 5 were good and then they immediately dropped the ball, they wrote Ryan out of the story even though he was seemingly an important character, then everything else just felt like a fucking mystery to set up for Vought Rising like NO YOU MFS I DON'T WANT TO WATCH A SHOW WITH A NAZI AS ONE OF THE PROTAGONISTS, Also fuck Soldier Boy, he's literally only really good because Jensen Ackles is playing him, M.M's arc was nice and Homelander's death was nice though, seeing him become pathetic when he can't win, also they just wasted Sister Sage as a character "I just want to sit and read my books." WOMAN YOU WERE DOING THAT ALREADY, ALSO they do that stupid trope of smart characters not understanding emotions even though, THERE ARE LITERALLY FIELD THAT STUFY THAT SHIT, EVEN BUTCHER'S ACTOR WAS MAKING FUN OF THE WRITING ON INSTAGRAM MAN FUCK.

ALSO THEY PRACTICALLY FUCKING LIED TO US WITH THIS IMAGE

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If I was Sakura I would've stopped chasing Sasuke ages ago and took Ino to scissor city, just me though

(art by gaanaruus on Twitter)

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I need these two to peg the fuck outta me ngl

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I'd rather let the DMC Franchise DIE then get another piece of media like that shitshow of an anime

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Update on my head injury, it was a mild concussion, I'm doing mostly fine now, just have to follow what the doctors said and take it easy

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Random Life Update:

Slipped in the shower, got a head injury and blacked out, got a surge of a adrenaline and after writhing in agony on the floor forced myself off the floor to tell my family, had to get rushed to the hospital, cried my eyes out in pain and discomfort, currently at the hospital awaiting CT scan results, feeling a bit better now, got a nasty bruise on the side of my head, just hope nothing in my skull got fucked up, this is one way to spend a Friday night

Wish me luck y'all

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Saw a question asking if Ben would accept Thragg's Ultimatatum

I feel like Ben would give a counter ultimatum

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[Location: Mr Smoothies]

Ben finishes his smoothie with an irritated expression as Thragg explains his terms, he wasn't irritated at the Grand Regent however, he was looking at his smoothie sighing, grape flavor, still never tastes the same, before tuning back onto Thragg's yapping, the young hero raises a brow wondering if he's supposed to be intimidated by this

"Sure, you guys can stay here but I think you forgot who you're talking to dude, I'm Ben Tennyson, wielder of the most powerful device in the universe, I've stopped the Highbreed Invasion, I've beaten Vilgax the Conqueror, Dagon the Destroyer, I've held the universe in my hands. If you think you and your army of Viltru-whatever you guys are scare me, You're wrong."

Thragg's eyes narrowed at the boy, the audacity of this human whose life is but the blink of an eye to a Viltrumite is speaking to him this way? The grand regent moved forward but paused as those green eyes lock onto him with a relaxed almost disinterested gaze but the leader of the Viltrumites could tell, he was serious

"Yeah, if you guys try anything funny, I'll shorten those long lifespans of yours, remember that, now chill out and get a smoothie, my treat."

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(Low-key just used this as an excuse to write something, what do you all think lol)

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Ben canonically plays FNAF

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Characters that are so different but share the same VA

Richard Epcar voices Old Joseph in the English Dub of Stardust Crusaders and Raiden in MK11

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Sex Captian Francisco needs to make a return

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I think it would be really cool to see these guys show up in The Boys TV show

For those who haven't read the comics (never do that), these guys are a team called Super Duper, they're minor characters in the comics and are a harmless and sheltered team of young, naive superheroes located in New Jersey, primarily made up of low-powered, and in some cases, mentally disabled teens who function more as a support group for young people living with disabilities in a group home, they're genuinely some of the only good heroes in the verse

I think it would be cool and a bit funny if whatever the events of S5 are, most likely ending with most supes dead and Homelander done for, that this team are the only heroes left, they're genuinely good and wholesome people who want to help others and do good things like saving cats from trees

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Me if I was dating Megan Thee Stallion (MEGAN PLEASE GIVE ME A CHANCE):