"...DESTRUCTION!" ﹙ ᴀᴘ ﹚

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when you get random spam messages from bots. saying 22/f. this isn’t fucking. 2000 anymore.

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Tripto#2693 is my discord. right now, i’m way more likely to rp with you there. it’s easier. less stressful for me. i’m coo’ with chatting, too. if you wanna keep in touch. plus, i can rp other characters. pokemon, whatever. i’ve got some skull ocs, like i said.

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because of you ; i am afraid

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fun fact: i got two skull ocs. i just keep ‘em to myself, cause uh. their pasts are pretty intense and that type of stuff scares people. but i do love them and that needed to be said.

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He said, "Son, I know just where you've been, yeah And I know just how you'll meet your end You better turn from the path that you're on Lest you end up just like your old man.” HOLD UP, WAIT A MINUTE there man! Like... Did you forget who you were? You used to beat my mother down Well, she left your sorry ass, because you wouldn't choose Your wife and son over your booze

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i figured i’d show ya guys some guz sketches i did recently. hope ya’ll enjoy that.

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so i haven’t been around cause depression got me. sorry ‘bout that.

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okay, so. i probably won’t be around until thursday. i’m feeling sick as all get-out and i gotta survive work the next couple of days. i know i owe people a couple of things, but ya’ll gonna need to be patient. thank you, love ya’ll.

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"Yo, do you like 'em thicc?? (°口°๑)"

　 　▃☠ “…Depends on what ya mean by thick, yo. Ya talkin’ about havin’ a ‘lil more’ta grab, then yeah-...sure, I can get behind it.” He’d be a bit of a hypocrite if he didn’t like people with some meat on their bones, wouldn’t he? “I ain’t, uh, actually t h a t damn picky when it comes’ta a person’s body. If ya know how’ta use it, s’all that matters to ya boi.”

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Do you prefer watching someone remove their clothing or would you rather do it yourself?

　 　▃☠ “...Depends on how much time I got on my hands. I get me the whole night, ‘nough time’ta fuck around’n all that? Yeah, sure, don’t mind lettin’ ‘em give me a ‘lil show.” Good chunk also depended on how he was feeling about the moment; really enjoying the foreplay, or just revved up to get down and dirty real quick like? “But if we just there’ta fuck, I’d rather get it on with and not screw ‘round with all the bullshit, ya know? Ya’ll shouldn’t be wastin’ my time when I’m feelin’ like that, n’if ya T R Y, I’ll probably be tearin’ the duds off myself.” Cause sure, it happened every once and awhile, him getting real frustrated and all that. He’d never really been into that whole ‘romantic’ shit, so it was hard to say.“Fuck, might even be better if we didn’t take no clothes off at all. Just unzippin’ and havin’ at it can be good, too.”

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It's Sinday! Bother my Muse with NSFW questions on or off anon!

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or if the sky opened up and started pouring rain; like you knew that he was trying to start things over again; it’d be all right

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Mistletoe (the mun tried to resist, she really did, but I couldn't say no to this)

　 　▃☠ “...Seriously, why ya’ll keepin’ hangin’ this shit ‘round here? Ya tryin’ta make a statement’r somethin’?” Cause Christmas had never been his scene, now he was passing out kisses like they were fucking candy. Maybe he was just getting unlucky, or maybe everyone in Team Skull was setting him up. Guzma gave a snort , flicking his off-white, intense gaze down at the woman. Reaching up, he scratched under his chin with lazy contemplation in his gaze ‘fore finally knuckling down and giving in.Fuck it. What was one more on his tally? He might as well start keeping score of this shit, if it was gonna keep up. Bending down, one hand idly brushed some of the reddish-brown hair away from her forehead, settling a subdued, brisk kiss on her temple.

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Mistletoe

　▃☠ “…N’who’s bright fuckin’ idea was this?” Yeah. Run-down mansion, broken glass, dank ass walls, and someone decided to try and hang up Christmas decorations. The tree in the corner’d already gotten knocked over, but he’d gotten a brief glance of it last night hobbling down the stairs after a brief nap. Only thing left was the mistletoe still dangling in the threshold of his grunt’s room. He was T R Y I N G to come and give a few of ‘em some work to do, but yeah. Here he was.“Ya’d better not tell no one, cause I ain’t doin’ this again. Shit better be outta your doorway next time I come by here.” He was pretty lenient on what went on in their rooms–wasn’t any of his business–but this struck him as particularly dumb.Clearing his throat, the Bug-user stuffed his hands into the pockets of his hoodie, bending down with a grunt to her height; she was W A Y shorter than him and he honestly had to strain to reach her level. A chaste brush of lips was offered to her forehead, cool and brief.

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Mistletoe

　▃☠ “Ya know, I always hated these stupid fuckin’ things. Who came up with that shit, hangin’ up a weed’n makin’ people kiss under it?” Sounded like a stupid tradition, far as he was concerned. Most of the Pokemon Centers, they liked to hang ‘em up for unsuspecting visitors. Probably not meant to be taken seriously; more of a prank for friends to laugh at each other about. Sure as shit some of his posse probably got a good laugh out of them.But he hadn’t seen Gladion since his little rendezvous to Kanto. He didn’t see much of anyone anymore; Plums, when he stopped by to check  on her, some of his old crew liked to track him down and bother him; even Hala kept pestering him to make sure he was staying in line. Whatever. Point was, he was gonna humor him for the sake of not lookin’ like a complete ass. Or he just didn’t know how else to respond to the little green leaf hanging about their heads.Bending his slouched position even further, he gave the very briefest of pecks to the younger guy’s cheek, sniffing warily as he straightened back out. “Don’t think that means nothin’, neither.”

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Send "Mistletoe" for our muses to get caught under mistletoe!!

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he saw the world in black and white and he got to decide what was black and what was white: