Let's Get Drunk.

Regretting my life choices since 1999

[marquis-de-la-rose-noire]

[art-has-died]

why don’t people claim to descend from the gods anymore? ignore one of your parents, claim a throne, become a hero. people are so boring nowadays.

[benzeto]

I fell hard,

I fell fast.

My love for you grew

Like a weed in a garden.

I let it stay though,

For a dandelion

With its fleeting beauty

Is still a flower.

And in the end

As the seasons changed,

It faded away

And left me with a wish.

A wish that maybe,

Just maybe,

Wind would carry its seeds

To my garden again.

Oh, what a beautiful weed.

-benzeto

[feastofsnakes]

Why must my feelings be "rational"? Is it not enough to sit quietly in my hawaiian shirt, deranged?

[ghoulsters2]

[benzeto]

Nudes 3 for $10. Hit me up, venmo only :)

[meanwhilepoetry]

Of course it ended cruelly, what did you expect? Did you learn nothing from Patroclus or Icarus? Did you not know that Gods are simply tragedies waiting to happen to people like you and me? Did you not realise, that all the dark tales are true, that when mortals love Gods, all that is left is their abyss and the burning embers of ourselves.

Nikita Gill

[catasters]

[goatfrog]

what the FUCK kind of dragon is that

[naamahdarling]

i don’t know but i’m reblogging it because i’m afraid it’s one of those “REBLOG THIS CREATURE AND GET WEALTH” memes in disguise, and if I don’t, it’s going to come to my house, steal everything of value I own, piss on the rest, and leave without even letting me pet it.

[dovabunny]

The single funniest thing I’ve seen in 2019 (sound on)

[jl-streams]

This is so funny? Why does it only have 500 notes I’m screaming I feel this Italian in my soul

[gayavatarstyle]

Katara: I've done as much as I can for the lightning wound, but it's gonna leave a scar, sorry Zuko

Zuko: eh, what's another scar from a family member amirite lmao

Sokka: ...what?

Zuko: the scar on my eye? did I never tell you guys my father did that?

[Later in Ozai's cell]

[highlandvalley]

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

no fucking way

[thinned-skin]

Isthis fucking reallife

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Man this sports Anime has a really good budget

[ommanyte]

“HE ASCENDED THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A DEFENSIVE ANGELLL!!!!!1!1!1!1”

[madeupmonkeyshit]

i died when they put him back on the floor and started cheering 

[brittany]

🍂🕸🎃☠🍁👻

[theninjamouse]

I’m a simple woman, I hear the Pirates of the Caribbean music, I become gripped with the urge to don pirate garb and fight cursed skeletons upon the open sea

[hag-stone-witch]

Witches be like:

plants good! live plant? good! a baby! must care for! dead plant? useful! important! candles? great! warm! rocks? smooth! shiny! random feather or leaf I found while walking? amazing! a gift!

And honestly? This is my fav mindset

[the-suburban-craft]

Be the reason why the lights flicker when you enter a room.

[hornraven]

I can feel…the serotonin and dopamine dropping…i need to make…Crafts

i must make…

b e a d l i z a r d

[radioactivedelorean]

B…

B e a d l i z a r d

[msillzie]

I have seen these things for years but never knew how to make them so I must thank op for this new knowledge

[calysto1395]

op has given me the best gift possible

ive been making them for four days

[smugsackofstraw]

Am… am I back in the 90’s?

[cheeseoneveryfudgingthing]

Bead animals were my JAM in the 90’s!! And you don’t have to limit your creativity to lizards, either! With a few adjustments, you can make anything!

AND with a little practice, you can even make them 3D shaped (especially with the smaller beads and wire, though you can make them with the bigger beads and string, to an extent) 

[frogsuggest]

craft ye some frend

[halloweenandwitchcraft]

Looking for Halloween decorations in store like

@halloweenandwitchcraft

[kpopper]

are you living or are you just jumping from one obsession to the other to run away from yourself

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

what are you the coping mechanism police or something