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lizby jay | 26 | she/they

[misericordiia]

yes, thanks for checking in

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamoutofideas]

[sygol]

Hi I'm 1 years old and learning to read through your posts. Cigarette.

very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[lum1natriiix]

i'm sorry.

[ohwhatagloomyshow]

do you remember why you followed prev

yes :)

no :)

Remaining time: 2 days 23 hours

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[innerchildabortionclinic]

was confused by this guy golfing when the air is toxic then remembered golfers aren't people

[lainpsx]

[earhartsease]

[pavlover-boy]

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[pancakeke]

this morning i got a spam call that just played clown waiting music for a few seconds and then hung up on me. which really pissed me off a lot

[pancakeke]

looking for a job and hoping for a callback only to get clownrolled is insane

[parakavka]

柴犬とゴールデンレトリバー on X: “お昼寝むぎちゃん 起きちゃった‼️ https://t.co/ZcbS4zlJKO” / X

[shifuto]

[rednines]

I’m putting estrogen in the jet exhaust to crop dust the world with femtrails

[vamptits]

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

[vamptits]

I'm having my first 24/7 dom/sub relationship with the entirety of the fucking sun

[kaeynine]

[catmask]

youre making mommy want to smoke

[takofukkatsumi]

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.