official bastard

lizby jay | 26 | she/they

[amandla]

[neonpigeons]

everyone shut the fuck up. wurmple sippy soup

[shallow-w]

Hobbies include Tumblr and masturbation

[hustlerose]

i can teach you

[alm0sthere]

t-teach me.. what??

[hustlerose]

[thickness-protection-program]

What's your jacking off technique

[minotaurfemme]

get cropped idiot

[thickness-protection-program]

Did you just circumcise my post??

[pangur-and-grim]

in my minecraft server there's a 1/5000 chance of a skeleton running across your screen at any given moment, and sometimes it really scares me

[zedogica]

[pangur-and-grim]

it's all I need

[flicorian]

The Dog Rock  in Walpole, Massachusetts. by ScOtT

[squishranger]

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)

[pollen]

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

[filmphotofranz]

you cant call it that

[mallowmaenad]

her cookie make me pitch a tent because shes fat & weird and now I will expire in 1-3 days

[crittaslink]

I'm thinking of getting a binder and I looked up one of the biggest concerns I have first and started cackling at the top result

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have this superpower! BUT you have this side-effect

is it worth it?

yes!!

the side effect is bad but ITS WORTH IT

meh it's okay

the side effect makes it unusable/not worth it

Results/option I didn't think of

Voting ended onMay 20

[genericpuff]

i literally won the auDHD jackpot

[wolvesintheflowers-deactivated2]

I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

[nattousan]

[bajablastoises-deactivated20260]

[greelin]

[from behind my hand] Get a load in this guy

[greelin]

OF OF OF OF OF OF OF OF OF OF OF !!!!! OF.

[parakavka]

[cooldogpics]

[sylestial]

*meows loud as fuck to no avail*