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have you ever thought about how Peter Pan is opposite of Lord of the Flies

an island is land

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now that school is out it’s time for

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I was trying to think of a clever way to end the sentence but I posted it prematurely and I like it better this way

now that school is out it's time for

i painted a banana yellow

#art

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welcome to the science store

On your left you’ll see the purple sciences. On the right are the dinosaur sciences, imported from 64999997985 B.C. Directly in front of us is our one and only squid science, very unique and expensive. And over here we have various collections of mushroom sciences

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light yagami from death note probably thought that the dinosaurs deserved to die

what should this post say

announce that you're pregnant on Mother's Day and then people will give you gifts and then the next day tell them it turns out you're not pregnant and everything will go back to normal except you have gifts

#Mother's Day

guess who just ate an entire blender

has it ever happened to you that, you think of a text post, but you aren't able to use wifi so then later when you have wifi and but you still have the idea, that you came up with earlier, for your text post except you cannot find a well way to phrase it

when people say "that escalated quickly" it really offends me because i prefer elevators

GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT THAT IM A "WEEB"

i'm scared

don't tell me Rudolph was not on the naughty list

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this text post is a little weird but I'd appreciate it if you guys would be supportive of it

#social justice

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