Berensteezy

My Name is what? Crush Berensteez? Humboldt County is my Home. So what about you?

[raiseyourvibration]

[creamurjeans-deactivated2017061]

Skylab ~ John Berkey

[here-i-am-sm-deactivated2015091]

[idzabellla-deactivated20160120]

Defiance

[lovehigher]

trusting people only ends up hurting you

[berensteez]

Stroked serif type with complementary colors? barf. I can’t even read this it hurts my eyes, and all caps? gross

[crushwhatsweak]

Greece is actually bankrupt up, but American’s just want to bitch about a racist flag and gun control.

[metal-queer-solid]

5 yard penalty, repeat 1st down.

[crushwhatsweak]

Football sucks and you can suck me from the back.

[metal-queer-solid]

Penalties will be assessed on the kickoff.

[kny111]

sped up water-color sketch #2

[wapiti3]

Observationum botanicarum fasciculus primus. Via Flickr: By Hedwig, Romanus Adolf, 

 Publication info Lipsiae, Schaeferiano, 1802. 

BHL Collections: New York Botanical Garden

[thegroceries]

I wish I was never born so I didn’t have to see this

[archiemcphee]

If holding up a selfie stick makes you feel self-conscious in public, you can distract and impress everyone around you with your awesomely long arms instead. That’s precisely why a young Japanese man named Mansun invented this fantastic pair of cartoonishly long “selfie arms.”

Mansun modified a pair of selfie sticks by adding plastic hands. Then he altered a shirt to give it extra-long sleeves. Now when he holds the “selfie arms” while wearing his altered shirt he looks so much like Mister Fantastic, no one will notice he’s trying to sneak a few selfies.

Visit Omocoro to view photos of Mansun’s entire build process.

[via PetaPixel and Laughing Squid]

[internetplz]

[firebreathingeli]

I scrolled all the way through this for an explanation and only ended up with more questions

[universeobserver]

[loverofbeauty]

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

i sent the bee movie script over imessage to my friend who lives overseas but it didn’t send as an imessage and sent as 315 text messages instead and i’m gonna be charged for international texting for all of them

[fourofthem]

#karma is real and god always protects the good

[oldgrowthmusic]

[berensteez]

Timelapse, by Oldgrowth Records

23 track album

[boredology-deactivated20140122]

[xenotone-moved]

COULD YOU NOT

[secreteggplantbaby]

[kryptonians]

[bouncybat]

I don’t know, seems fitting for Fox News to me.

[topshotpicks]

“Wow Mr. Balloon, we’re going to have so much fun together.” POP “Hey, Mr. Balloon are you okay? Wha- what the, OHMYJESUSSWEETMOTHEROFGOD?!”

[butterfacebooger-deactivated201]

I can never not reblog this. ALWAYS AUTO REBLOG.

[paleakatsu]

That’s like the most delayed reaction ever.