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Bat. 30. Agender Lesbian

[bouncybat]

Fuck AI and Midjourney. I’m out.

[thegunlady]

love the trope where an authoritative side character pointedly pretends not to help the hero they’re not supposed to be helping by saying shit like “well I can’t just let you wander around up to the THIRD FLOOR where you could just FIND THE THING YOU NEED in the FIRST ROOM ON THE LEFT. And under no circumstances should you USE THE KEY FROM UNDER THE MAT. I wish I could help you, but I CAN’T. Now excuse me, I need to take this phone call for the next 37 minutes EXACTLY.”

[seraph5]

My doctor did that for me once. I had to get an expensive brain scan and she was like ‘do you smoke?’ and I was like ‘no’ and she was like “well that’s a pity because the government will pay for this expensive brain scan if you had been a smoker so - do you smoke?” 🤣🤣🤣 I was like ‘yes’ and she’s like ‘oh wow then this scan will be free’

[bouncybat]

This happened to me at the DMV during one of my sight tests. I was reading the letter and went “this is either an O or a C, I’m not sure”

And the attendant was like “Let’s SEE if you can SEE it better if you try reading it again. Can you SEE if you can read all the letters on the bottom line?” In hindsight she probably shouldn’t have helped me cheat on a VISION test, but eh.

[thecollectibles]

Weretober 2021 by Ilse Gort

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

new gfs just dropped

[bouncybat]

Today I put together shelves to house all my plush (and a few belonging to my wife) in our new apartment! Silky (pictured right) has her own spot in the living room but she is special. ….There are still two more bins at my parents house that I need to bring over. Ah. T

[bouncybat]

IIIIIIIIIII have not been in the mood to draw myself at all for a while, but I needed a new profile image for the other places on the internet I live.

[henstomper]

too many people see evolution as just animals becoming better animals when the truth is that theres a species of boar that evolved to die because its tusks grow into its skull because the males with long tusks fuck the most

[paleo-mammalia]

Yep.

And don’t forget the Irsih elk, which supposedly went extinct because its antlers were too bleeding huge for it to function, and the ladies wouldn’t bang a man if his antlers were not huge enough.

[smeasel]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

dont forget to keep your mutuals active and healthy by taking them for daily w-a-l-k-s

[thepleasuregoblin]

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

[cryptblood]

[bouncybat]

I scored free food outside on New Years day! This is exidia recisa, aka Witches Butter. Similar to Wood Ear, this is an edible fungus that grows primarily spring to fall, but can be found year round under the right conditions, primarily on dead and fallen hardwood limbs, like oak. This species can be regarded as a survival fungi, as it’s one of the few edible wild species that /can/ be eaten raw should you find yourself stranded, for some quick carbs. Although they can be eaten raw, I’d still highly suggest washing and cooking them, both to get rid of any creepy crawlies, and the fact raw mushrooms can cause digestive upset in some people, even the edible ones. They don’t have much taste on their own, but do have a lovely springy texture. Because of their structure and water content, they are great at soaking up the flavors of foods you cook the. With, and particularly good at soups. I put them in an instapot of seasoned pintos and spinach.

As always DO NOT EAT RANDOM FUNGI YOU FIND IN THE WOODS. I only forage and eat species that I am 100% comfortable with identifying, and I know what I know by reading, observing, and talking to people who know more and have been at this longer than me. Don’t come crying to me because you ate a destroying Angel and are now in acute catastrophic kidney and liver failure.

[bouncybat]

Oh, Oh! Also, I’ve been persuing top surgery, and I finally got my date, March 29th! My surgeon is also hopefully going to do a scar revision on my belly button from the end result of my hysto, because my hysto surgeon, aside from being a complete and total cunt, absolutely fucked me over on her incision and close work, haha

[autogynamelia-deactivated202402]

Mira Bellwether, author of Fucking Trans Women, died today. The world is poorer for her absence.

Fucking Trans Women - Wikipedia

[vagaybond]

Her partner Callan made a fundraiser for medical costs associated with Mira's Stage 4 cancer diagnosis. I assume they will still need to cover those as well as funerary costs, so want to share the link to it here.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-mira-bellwether-survive-stage-4-lung-cancer?utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet&utm_medium=copy_link_all&utm_source=customer

[genderqueer-rat]

If you want to purchase the Zine, the money from that also goes to Callan and it's $10 that not only supports Mira's funeral costs but it also will get you the wealth of content (80 pages!) that Mira wrote. Please buy it instead of pirating if you want to read it.

[bouncybat]

Also, forgive me, I keep forgetting I’m here too

[bouncybat]

Hey so I was able to complete a project for the holiday that I’ve been wanting to do forever. When I was a wee Bat, around five or six, and absolutely HORSE OBSESSED, my grandfather built and gifted me this barn for a Xmas gift to keep my model horse toys in. This year since Lauren and I got our own apartment, I had the space to display it. When I got older, and slightly less horse obsessed, I had plans to turn this into Santa’s reindeer barn. I picked up 4 flocked reindeer figures (Because I didn’t think I’d be able to get all 9 done before the holiday), and did a bit of surgery, making their antlers more correct, and posing each one a little differently to make them more dynamic. The plain white deer was how they looked before, and then what they looked like after. I also made their tack, including hand tying every mini jingle bell to their harnesses x.x

[bouncybat]

I don’t know what this guy is, but it made me laugh on my walk because it looks like someone lost a nip.

[bouncybat]

King of the Hill

[bouncybat]