Artistic Paranoia

Seattle Native. Idaho Transplant. 28. I'm a midnight fist fight and a lit cigarette. Bernadette Casket. they/them 75% NSFW. 25% anything and everything.

[tomeybowe]

fuck it i’m gonna watch nerdy prudes must die

[tomeybowe]

i fear my brain chemistry has been irrevocably altered

[fanonical]

i have some issues with how the netflix version of a series of unfortunate events unfolded, but i gotta say, they must have grown the kid playing carmelita in a vat specifically for that purpose because she was pitch-perfect

[weaver-z]

Radiation is insane. There are rocks out there that will pull the seams of your organs apart if you stand too close to them.

[fluffmugger]

#some rocks really do have auras#unfortunately the aura is 'eat shit and die' energy

[tiktokstowatch]

[impiusangelus]

THE GREAT BARD HAS TAUGHT US USEFUL SKILLS

NOW WE CAN EAT CATTAILS

[immortalcheesewedge]

PLANT CORN DOG DELIGHT!!

[lizardlicks]

THANK YOU, FUCK THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYING

[louintotheocean]

The neurodivergent experience is talking about your brain as if it's a separate entity from your self

[angiethewitch]

yeah and it's a BASTARD

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

[rosalielesbianhale]

Renesmee, chatting to her friends at lunch: Yeah, my mom got married super young, straight out of high school, to a guy who was way too old for her. She got knocked up immediately. They kept the whole pregnancy a secret, she didn’t leave the house the entire time she was showing. My dad’s family didn’t even want to take her to the hospital to have the baby. My grandad, who was a doctor, was going to deliver me but she went into labour prematurely, like, way prematurely and they couldn’t reach him so my dad ended up having to deliver me even though he had no experience. Anyway, she died in childbirth. She was only eighteen.

Bella, from the other side of the cafeteria:

[zackkcore]

More Oregon coast for you all.

[bernadette-casket]

I can't wait to visit home.

[bernadette-casket]

Tumblr room unlocked.

[newrelationshipgoals]

“Once you’re in a relationship you think it’s going to last forever. But in reality, it only lasts as long as you’re working for it. If one of the person stops working, it falls apart.”

[zeptarphotography]

Pandemic Grocery Fit.

[bernadette-casket]

Hai frens.

Allow me to reintroduce myself, my name is Bernadette Casket, most folx call me Bernie.

They/them pronouns.

[fuckyeahoscarisaac]

[potterlovermore]

THIS IS THE TIGHTEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN

[hysanthelibraaxel]

okay you had me at Kylo

[slytherintomygoodgraces]

Oscar Isaac’s HARMONIZING THO

[tethmos-deactivated20180313]

THIS IS THE BESTT THING OKAY

[frogsaremyfriends]

Always beautiful.

[goldenheartedrose]

Lupita. *swoons*

[workingitinportland-deactivated]

I was gonna be like what does Harrison Ford not like joy

[lilacheartstrings]

Unwritten rule of Star Wars fandom: always reblog this post

[sanctuarytrin]

Instant happiness

[bernadette-casket]

I miss coffee shops and rainy days in Seattle. I miss my home. Ive never felt whole here.

[bernadette-casket]

Still alive.

[bernadette-casket]

I'm still alive yall.

[must-be-mythtaken]

Hot take: Westley is way too dramatic and Extra ™ to not be bisexual.

[must-be-mythtaken]

[gen-is-gone]

He can fence with either hand, if you catch my drift

[digitaldiscipline]

By this logic, which is utterly impeccable, so is Inigo.

[bipolar-bubbeleh]

Of course he is. That was the most flirtatious sword fight in cinematic history. You could literally cut the sexual tension with 2 swords.