pull me deep beneath your waves

Benny Hummel, and yes, I know my birth certificate says "Bernadette" but rights to call me that only belong to the 'rents and grand'rents. There isn't much to tell except, I'm a would-be college drop out, kind of a burn out, too. I did say there wasn't much, didn't I?

[blackdelia]

I fear for her friends…

[amvs]

animation by bossmonsterbani

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So yeah, pretty disappointed about the group closing down, I won't lie. A lot of times this place was something I looked forward to getting on at the end of my work day - but, I wanna take this chance to uh, apologize if my portrayal made anyone feel like crap personally. I can do a pretty good job of separating OOC and IC, but it can still suck to have someone being an asshole, even IC. That's just how my character came across, and I felt I'd be doing her a disservice, and myself, if I watered anything down just because I was afraid it would be too intense. I did my best to show that I held, and hold, no ill-will or hard feelings towards anyone in this group, and it was never my intention to make it seem like I did. Kind of the opposite, actually, I hope to rp with many of you sometime in the future, near OR far. But yeah... If you don't totally think I'm a dick or anything then, hit my messages up and we can possibly talk about 1 x 1's or swapping rp blog urls. I'm not really good at goodbyes and, I could ramble on and on about what I'm feeling right now so, I won't say any more. I'll just leave it at 'See you later', okay? <3

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lenanotluthorfabray:

Bitch, you better have a good reason on why you chose to die now.

If you’re thinking I chose the exact date of your birth to kick the bucket, you’d be very much mistaken. My time just came, what more can I say?

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westonriver:

Very true. Or something. I don’t think any loving parent would send their child from cool af city to bumfuck nowhere because they love them.

I’ve never been, Lima is unfortunately my introduction to all things American. But if we were to speak about Canada or Europe, I could go on and on. Before I moved here I was trying to convince my parents to move to Victoria. Way smaller than Toronto, but so much more rewarding. And cleaner. God, way cleaner.

Nah, that's like parenting no-no number fifteen. Then again I don't really trust most parents in general, so even if they did abide by the code of parenting, they'd still fail. Where is said 'cool af' city anyway?

Wow. Bummer first impression. Don't get too off put, there's much cooler places around the US of A. Like, literally anywhere that isn't here. I always thought that whole 'Canada is SO superior to America' trope was total bull shit. But now I'm seriously starting to believe it. Like, I’d visit just to meet your prime minister. Hot damn, what I wouldn't do to hit that...

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elliotporter:

No? I don’t think at least.

... Wait, you mean you haven’t even checked!? MULTIPLE PUPPIES IN A HUMAN SUIT CONFIRMED!

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jonesaubrey:

I mean.. I’m actually kind of boring. And even more boring is that I’ve never been with a girl before.. so like… hella boring.

Mm, that sounds more like inexperienced than boring. Listen babe, you just gotta find the right girl - and it just so happens that the "right girl" in this case, would be me, myself and I. Plus even if you do wind up being really boring, we can just eat and then part ways like nothing ever happened, no awko tacos, done deal. Sounds like a win-win if I ever read one, no?

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TEXTS 😉 BENLISE

BENNY: a lil before we made out, and then some more after. plus i was kinda high before everything so?? wait what when did that become a thing people do

BENNY: ;p warp speed, babe, i'm all about that life

ELISE: i drove you to DRINK??

ELISE: it's like, an old hollywood movie thing.

ELISE: i can see that omg

ELISE: you also made me an offer i can't really refuse...

BENNY: Nah /I/ drive me to drink lmao

BENNY: like... Casablanca? should i call you elsa and smooch you in a black and white backdrop next time?

BENNY: exaaactly. but uh, sorry about today, my brain was everywhere except in my head. you free sunday for... hp and chill?

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jonesaubrey:

…Really, now? Are you saying you want to hook up with me?

Really, really. I’m definitely not saying no. Depends on if you’re a fun girl to be around.

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TEXTS 😉 BENLISE

ELISE: when did you drink last night? aren't you supposed to get a cigarette when you make out with someone gorgeous?

ELISE: ... i see we've gone from zero to sixty

ELISE: i'm not sure why

ELISE: but i like it

BENNY: a lil before we made out, and then some more after. plus i was kinda high before everything so?? wait what when did that become a thing people do

BENNY: ;p warp speed, babe, i'm all about that life

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derekabrams:

You are, I can’t say my ideas are good, they’re usually lame. You think i’m going to get beat up for calling myself Darack Obama? I don’t think so. If they do come after me I can fight them off. You’re the one who gave me the idea, so I do have the right to blame you.

Hey, at least you’re smart enough to admit it. Don’t worry, this is why I’m here. I’m just saying if you don’t, I’ll honest to God be surprised and a little disappointed that I don’t get to see you fight. Um, no?? I only offered it, you using it was totally your own idea, smartass. In fact,  I should start charging you for every time you use it.

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lenanotluthorfabray:

Bitch, who gave you permission to die on my birthday?

In that case, I’ll leave you my good ripped up sweaters and a pair of skull earrings. Happy birthday!

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text | berny

AVERY: FINE I'LL GET US T-SHIRTS INSTEAD

AVERY: was it you?

AVERY: kinda dead, but still alive somehow. im not sure how i havent been st assassinated but i know. hbu??

BENNY: STILL WON'T WEAR IT MONEY WASTED

BENNY: noooo i swear, even I'M not that dumb .-.

BENNY: same, same. just give it some time, he's probably riding a post-opening night high and when he comes down, we're toast lmao. besides being kinda dead, i'm also on cloud nine, ten AND eleven. girls are hella better kissers than guys, it's like, a fact

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alfiecrawford:

I can definitely do that! I just need someone to drink and dance with!

Sounds like I’m the girl for you, since coincidentally, I love doing both of these things. Just name a time and a place, bright eyes.

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elisepierce:

…I don’t remember giving my permission for you to die? I’m so flattered to have your pet rock collection (they’re all going to be renamed and I’ll decorate your grave accordingly with them) but WTF, Bernie. 

Nobody did, that's the glorious rebel aspect of it all. I figured you would, some of them have super sparkly stuff or shiny insides, but all of them are unique and precious to me, therefore they will be to you now. Aw - best grave gift ever! Can that become a thing instead of birthday presents? Don't worry, I'll contact you from the afterlife and we can ghost bang. I've researched how to do it, it's totally possible.

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I am officially dead to the world this weekend. Like, last night was the big bang, the last hurrah, sayonara friends and loved ones - assuming anyone considers themselves either of those, 'cause #SorryNotSorry y'all start to look the same after a while. I'm leaving my craft junk to Kurt because God knows he'll put it to good, fashionable use, Elise gets my collection of random rocks I've found through out the years, and my laptop is up for grabs. Word of caution, though: if foul language, disturbing images and stores upon stores of shark porn are not up your alley, I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole. You have been warned.

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text | berny

AVERY: you'll probably forget :)))))

AVERY: sometimes??? SOMETIMES??? there's people starving out there and u only swallow somETIMES???? unbelievable

AVERY: how did no one die

BENNY: I HATE CHRISTMAS SWEATERS AVERY

BENNY: okay listen you cannot use cum as miracle whip, i know someone who tried, it just doesn't work

BENNY: I died a little bit, does that count? but seriously i should not be allowed to operate anything ever. you still kickin'?