Bern Red

I'm just trash

[theconcealedweapon]

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

[roachpatrol]

S C R E A M S

[allthestoriescantbelies]

I DO NOT HAVE THE SELF CONTROL TO NOT REBLOG THIS

[wwwearps]

[toffins-deactivated20190314]

justin timberlake: dirty babe, see these shackles baby i’m your slave, i’ll let you whip me if i misbehave

9 year old me:

[randomwordgeneratorr]

[gaynfl-moved]

is he gonna check???

[dynastylnoire]

Tru

[bob-belcher]

SO PURE!

[cristinaricci]

Sandra Bullock talking about her crush on Keanu Reeves during filming of Speed. (x)

[greelin]

a list of emotions i feel frequently

no

one direction

4 am

lying face down on the floor

no shirt

what

[getsawaycar]

lowkey can’t wait for there to be an especially dramatic episode of brooklyn nine nine where andy sambergs character gets shot and everyone dubs mmm whatcha say over the scene and we come full circle

[thefunnydeepandrandom]

Bold of you to assume that B99 won’t do it themselves

[gimmekurtisconner]

parenting an angsty teen

[beyonceblockedme2]

leak the full track

[drinkpisspissblood]

Me from 2005-2009 like literally

[ghosthierophant]

leak the dad’s track instead

[madamslayyy]

Okay but the dads track snaps!

[rennebright]

[mrboifriend]

[inactive987654321-deactivated20]

*pushes tear back into eye* not now

[fuckingcatalinawinemixer]

The Man

The Myth

The Legend

[frontpagewoman]

Never before released pics of Potus, Malia and Sasha in the snow in 2010.

[creekfiend]

Thank fucking god for plumbers who are willing to go behind their corporate bosses’ backs and be like “yeah don’t pay the 150 dollar emergency fee just gimme 40 bucks under the table, also, don’t buy a water heater from us, my boss will charge u like 800 bucks. go to Lowe’s and ask for a Scratch n’ Dent, they’ll give you for like 200 bucks. Call me tomorrow and I can install it for you in like an hour” wow… solidarity

[creekfiend]

I cannot express how much I would rather slip one workperson 40 bucks directly into their pocket for doing me a solid by not making me get ripped off by his bosses, like…….. thanks bro