wutamidoing

*a low gutteral moan, then screaming*

[cashcutie]

born to be mild

[420moshdad]

*mediocre guitar solo*

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was in the woods

It was overcast and the trees had few branches, which were leafless. They were all dead. Then a 6-year-old girl appeared and asked me if I wantes to play. A big ole fuggn arm reached out of the sky and straight up yeeted her to the moon. I woke up in tears.

[andrewbreitel]

reblog if ur a disgusting piece of shit

[animatedtext]

requested by archeroncalore

[mortalityplays]

last night I dreamed about a new batman movie where the joker had a clone chamber, but at the pivotal moment he stepped into it and two michael bublés stepped out bc instead of ‘double’ he’d typoed ‘duble’

[ohcorny]

this is really good

[sportaflopper-deactivated202110]

@one-time-i-dreamt

[mens-rights-activia]

[bendi-and-bucci-deactivated2023]

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

[davepetasprites]

[invalleumbraemortis]

I hate this so much 😂

[take-49-blog]

[modebatty-deactivated20141102]

Why has this got so many notes what the fuck Tumblr

[fevix-deactivated20181203]

1) It’s title says something 2) The pictures provide what the title says 3) It ends with someone dramatically looking toward the camera

[oswednesday]

cause its funny look how thin that watermelon is its just flapping in the wind thats absurd

[nevercure]

Therapist: thin watermelon doesn’t exist, thin watermelon cannot hurt you

Thin watermelon:

[weirdlandtv]

Death Looking into the Window of One Dying (1900).

Czech artist, Jaroslav Panuška.

[free-range-tiddies]

[carnival-phantasm]

Y'all better be going to bed at a reasonable time, don’t make me tuck you in and kiss you goodnight

[wyrmmaster]

don’t threaten me with a good time

[carnival-phantasm]

Last warning before I sing you a lullaby, fucker

[uglysex]

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

[dailyfrogs]

the f in frog stands for friendship

[dailyfrogs]

the r in frog stands for respect

[dailyfrogs]

the o in frog stands for optimism

[frogginbloggin]

the g in frog stands for green

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[squided]

this is from an era long passed

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

u ever get no sleep and the next day ur body functions like the tumblr app

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

me: we need to study

brain: hhuuUUUUGUHHGHUHGUHGUHUUH :((( oops SORRY! woopsie doopsies ! we mad ea big ol uhuhfdioufhdsiuiuaksj!!!!!!!????!?!?! :((((((

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

is everyone reblogging this ok

[kuueater]

Visit Original Link

true love (soundcloud link)

[senge123]

@strife-kind

[theawkwardhybrid-deactivated201]

honey……

[galaxyfun]

i thought it was……….. a song……………….. i was mistaken……………………..

[bpdritsu]

me: (googling) snake bite leg what to do

google: elevate and apply pressure

me: (lifting snake real high) apologize or else

[gianluc30]

[setheverman]

stop transcending orange juice at me

[w0wls]

[memories]

Pour one out for #god.