i was chosen

"short, sports obsessed, #psqueen, and she also has a pet turtle. very important." - myk

[berryrp1]

when @raleighsbecket gets a shoutout from her non-correct twitter “name”

[yikes-im-gay]

cute messages while I’m asleep is literally the key to my heart

[caboostergold]

stateofdusk:

I’m one of those people who makes random noises all of the time and repeatedly sings phrases like “I hate the world” and “what the fuck am I doing”

[thesmutgoddess]

“stop being dramatic”

me:

[i-cannot-live-without-coffee]

7 Reasons to See Deadpool

Blind Al. Oh my God, that woman.

The freaking cab driver. (Not only is it an awesome subplot, but he’s played by that adorable guy from the AT&T commercials.)

The opening title sequence. (”God’s Perfect Idiot… Directed by An Overpaid Tool…” That was the moment I knew it was going to be good.)

I could never have conceived of some of the insults, swears, and one-liners in this film. I am truly jealous of whoever did.

“You are haunting. You look like an avocado had sex with an older avocado.”

Fourth wall breaking.

“Language!” “SUCK A COCK!”

[ifc]

Alamo Drafthouse - let’s be best friends.

[via filmdrunk]

[berryrp1]

I don't date I...

Fuck: Scorpio, Libra, Aries

Make friends and then fall in love with them: Cancer, Leo, Pisces, Sagittarius, Gemini

Forget to be social anywhere but the internet: Capricorn, Virgo, Aquarius, Taurus

[saltchip]

tbh my music taste is so hard to describe like it’s literally everything except for the songs i dont like

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

[rubyredwisp]

Idris Elba in the pressroom at the 22nd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards

[cptcrossfitjesus]

Still marking out!

[evilqueenofmyheart]

Visit Original Link

2x18 - I Feel Pretty / Unpretty Mash Up

Sung by: Dianna Agron & Lea Michele

[andhumanslovedstories]

Visit Original Link

When someone asks you what the greatest thing about the 21st century is, you tell them about The National’s covers of Bob’s Burgers Thanksgiving songs.

[poe-mans-dreamss-deactivated202]

Lebron is cold af. David Blatt just helped take the cavs to the finals last year. They’re atop the eastern conference with a record of 35-11 and he still got fired! Even worse the Cavs signed Tyronn Lue to a multi year deal to be their new coach second after news broke about Blatt. That’s cold af

[johnpaulbrammer]

[dcomgifs]

double teamed.  january 18, 2002 dir. duwayne dunham

[wrestleroftheday]

I wanna be the person who had the job of counting all of these things.