Men Who Are Like Dogs My Beloved

My fandom/shipping side blog because too many people I know irl follow my main blog now and I can’t let them know this is how I live (18+)

[berryunhinged98]

Everything you need to know about me tbh

[astrophallus]

PHM + PRIDE aroace

[guttedcut]

people always talk about someone getting fucked stupid but what about a top going stupid while fucking someone? their brain shuts off and they just become a horny mutt with the only goal of getting off as hard as they can, breeding their sub. incoherent whimpers and moans of pure lust and desire. just a thought

[irvinis]

Our Flag Means Death  80s (P.1)

Starting a new story Usually in such cases they write that “we just sketched in the evening” - this is not my case. It all took a HUGE amount of time.

If you think you’ve seen porn that started out the same way, that’s fine!

If it seems to you that regardless of the others, Izzy goes to the Blue Oyster Bar - you’re right, he owns it!

[inber]

hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man

[edwarbteach]

JUNE THE THIRD, AN EXCELLENT DAY!

[lesmisrarepairdaily]

The Les Mis Rarepair of the day is …

❤️ Madame Magloire/Baptistine Myriel ❤️

Apparently, Maglistine is a rarepair. Rare! Goes to show that none of us here have good taste.

These two old women spend their lives together, in a quaint little town, with their pet bishop. Must I convince you that they are married?

Do you ship it?

Yes (ironically)

Yes (genuinely)

Yes (but only unrequited)

No

Old cottagecore lesbians are of no interest to me.

Remaining time: 4 hours 15 minutes

Georgie Glen as Madame Baptistine, Heather Chasen as Madame Magloire

[serdunkthelunk]

I think in the same way there's a 90/10 rule with horror and comedy (horror works best when it's 90% horror and 10% comedy and vice versa) there's a 90/10 rule for some relationships in fiction that's like. Wholesome and fucked up. A good friendship is at its most compelling when it's also 10% a bit fucked up. Fucked up relationship is at its most compelling when there's at least 10% of something actually sweet and substantive within. Do you get me

[cloudabserk]

grace is like rocky be honest am i too clingy? and rocky is like grace i would mind meld with you if i could.

[valtsv]

the last guy's blood didn't splatter across my face and shirt sexily or aesthetically enough so i have to kill again. sorry.

[kukuu031]

happy pride month !! didn't have time to post this yesterday here. Go my Trans Gumshoe

[hollis-art]

in the face of an apocalypse, you do what you have to do.

[sinningtamer]

[is-that-sand-in-my-waffles]

I haven't seen enough posts appreciating eva stratts wardrobe. thank you phm costuming department for looking at the woman who is kept functional by coffee and sheer force of will and who has the weight of the world quite literally resting on her shoulders and deciding that she shouldn't be dealing with women's formal wear on top of all that.

[lysimachias]

Not "The Character did nothing wrong" or "The Character is irredeemably awful" but a secret third thing: The Character may display moments of deep love & compassion, may even have a strong sense of ethics, and may also be capable of brutal cruelty that is irreconcilable with those traits. The constant tension between the different sides of The Character's nature is exactly what makes them compelling, and attempting to reduce them down to simply "a terrible person" or "innocent & misunderstood" is missing the point of the questions a media with nuanced characters is asking you to consider

[thegunlady]

love the trope where an authoritative side character pointedly pretends not to help the hero they’re not supposed to be helping by saying shit like “well I can’t just let you wander around up to the THIRD FLOOR where you could just FIND THE THING YOU NEED in the FIRST ROOM ON THE LEFT. And under no circumstances should you USE THE KEY FROM UNDER THE MAT. I wish I could help you, but I CAN’T. Now excuse me, I need to take this phone call for the next 37 minutes EXACTLY.”

[ticklefighthockey]

the real fantasy of heated rivalry isn’t that the hot cocky sex god will fall in love with the uptight socially awkward virgin… the real fantasy is that you can be sooooooo fucking annoying & avoidant & allergic to intimacy and someone who is securely attached will nevertheless doggedly pursue you, make you feel your feelings, and then marry you