The bakusquad goes shopping.
The dorm is running low on food. The class elects these lazy ass kids to go to the store. Biggest mistake:
• Sero And kaminari take turns pushing the cart and mina is just laying in it with her legs hanging over the edge. All the groceries are either on top of or beside her.
• They started out following the list Momo gave them but it went to hell in the cereal isle.
• They get one box of every cereal. They have to get another cart.
• Its super late so they’re the only ones there.
• They decide to have a cart race. Kaminari pushing mina and bakugou pushing kirirshima. Sero is the referee. Whoever makes it to the cashier first wins.
• Mina spilled milk down an entire isle.
• Bakugou and kirishima just used it to slide past them.
• The cashier doesn’t even blink like he just gets a mop.
• They head over to the seafood section and kaminari is staring at the eels with this sad ass expression. Sero asks what’s wrong and this extra boi just goes “Those were my brothers man.”
• They start a game of who can find the most useless thing that they can buy with the left over cash.
• Mina wins with All Might sideburn stickers. Bakugou was a close second with a pair eraserhead brand slippers that claim to leave behind no footprints.
• They get them for Aizawa anyway.
• They have reached the slushy machine
• Another contest to see who can drink the biggest slushy the fastest without dying.
• No one wins they all fall to the floor crying
• Sero tapes a bunch a garden gnomes around corners so they scare anyone who turns that corner.
• Kaminari has been heard screaming six times already and it never gets old.
• Kaminari has a shit load of vlogging videos of Sero trying to parkour. In one of them he grabs one of the overhead pipes with his tape but it gives way and he falls and the rest of the video is kaminari laughing.
• Most of the other videos are of bakugou and kirishima being cute when they thought no one was watching. Little kisses, them holding hands. Bakugou staring at his laughing bf.
• In one of the kiss videos they’re kissing at the end of an isle and the other three are at the other end and in unison they all yell “GAAYYYYY”
• You’ve never seen a group of teens runaway so fucking fast in their lives.
• When they finally go to cash they’re??? Way over budget??? That’s what you get for buying all that cereal.
• But Mina had stolen Present Mic’s credit card earlier because of a dare so they just use that.
• In the parking lot kirishima and kaminari are telling lame jokes and Sero and Mina are laughing and bakugou is telling them to shut the hell up and they’re. OK. And happy.
• They end up getting back to the dorms at 3 in the fucking morning and everyone fell asleep in the common room surround by boxes of half eaten pizza.
• They all wake up wearing the All Might sideburn stickers that may or may not be superglued to their faces.
• Present Mic tries using his credit card after Mina slips it back into his wallet. But it gets denied? He doesn’t understand. When did we buy all this cereal aizawa?
• Aizawa receives his slippers and he actually wears them as pajama slippers.
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