Art thou feeling it now Mr. Crabs?

The name's Lauren, don't wear it out. I'm 24 and I post whatever seems to hold my attention for more than 3 seconds. That being said, enjoy my blog, I know that I do.

[ampervadasz]

[noahnomore]

[gauntletqueen]

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

[bigg-toblerone]

Nothing helps you vent like ripping the spine out of a bird

[galehive]

you just have to be a liar to be a poster. a flagrant liar. you have to be able to say things like "thinking about Free Willy" when you're not thinking about him at all

[bigg-toblerone]

Who up freein' they Willy?

[bigg-toblerone]

Please watch this video I beg you

[puppytrender]

just finished smoking a blunt with elon musk. he said he was gonna fix twitter and then greened out and threw up on my couch

[jtightpants]

it's true i was watching the whole thing thru the window

[bigg-toblerone]

Vouch from the couch

[bigg-toblerone]

This is such a calm place so far, my bitch based posting technique will have to find new ways to adapt

[dangitsbatman]

Oh shit whaddup????

[bigg-toblerone]

Gettin back into the groove of things. I was more of a pc tumblr users as opposed to a mobile one and I suspect that will remain the case. Doing this from my phone is weird haha

[karetahana]

Youve been here for 5 minutes and already need to go touch grass holy shit

[protoninspector]

All I did was say “twitter bad” and all of tumblr replied to me with

[bigg-toblerone]

We are so back

[bigg-toblerone]

This is such a calm place so far, my bitch based posting technique will have to find new ways to adapt

[bigg-toblerone]

Do you think this is how tumblr users feel as they scope out twitter migrants on this site

[thevelvetgoldmine]

#SpaceKaren broke me

[bigg-toblerone]

Wiping the dust off of this old time capsule

[acapelladitty]

I wish I put as much effort into my life as Phil Collins did into the Tarzan soundtrack

[hufflepuff-spidey]

One time my Spanish 2 teacher was like “I dont have a lesson today. We’re watching Tarzan” and put it in the VHS (This was 2010). We [sophomores - seniors, I was a junior] were super excited. The movie starts and my friend and I look at each other and say at the same time “IS PHIL COLLINS SINGING IN SPANISH?!” I went home that night and found out Phil Collins sang the songs in the English, Italian, German, Spanish, and French versions of the film. Mind blown.

[katniss-everbeans-deactivated20]

He did not have to go that HORD but Phil did it for us

[captain-athos]

https://youtu.be/6OBIKXAfFLQ

Here’s a compilation, for anyone interested

[lizardclubpresidente-deactivate]

Ok first of all

HOLY SHIT LOL

[chalamet]

You do not need me as an enemy. As it turns out, I am capable of much unpleasantness. 

Emma Stone as Abigail Hill in The Favourite (2018)

[captain-acab]

*Lemony Snicket voice* The word ‘poison’ here can mean many things. ‘Poison’ may literally refer to the presence of an unwashed llama in a stream from which a nearby village likely collects its drinking water. Likewise, it may figuratively refer to the effect of greed and isolation on the priorities of a young ruler, or the machinations of a villainous royal advisor on the health and wellbeing of said young ruler. In this case, however, ‘poison’ most literally refers to the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison… That poison.

[ohifonlyx33]

i feel like i was just rick-rolled

[0l0x]

2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.

1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.

Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.

You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.

2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will

[lovinglystar]

What was your opinion on the Jim Carrey grinch?

[cottagesmasher]

Jim Carrey Grinch said bitch, ate glass and threw a whole child in the garbage. He is an absolute champ and the only rightful heir to the throne.