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I Will - An Alternate Reality (Bertholdt Hoover)
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Ayoo i can't find birth control's actual age (bertholdt however it's spelled) soo, is he a adult orr
iâm pretty sure his age when he dies in canon (sad ik) is like 17? so if he lived, heâd be in his early 20s! iâm just going off reiners age tbh, iâm pretty sure theyâre the same
(also i donât even post here anymore but i am just gonna put a lil disclaimer that i only simped for older bertie lol)
⥠; synopsis â the different types of fathers the men in the warrior program would be.
⥠; content warnings â fluff & fem!reader.
⥠; love note â the second instalment of attack on titan parenting headcanons. click here to view part one! click here to view part three!
REINER BRAUN
the dilf dad âą
reiner would 100% be the dad that everyone has a crush on.
the mothers at the daycare centre would fawn over his tall stature & chiseled face, which tends to annoy you, but you honestly canât blame them for appreciating a work of art.
not only is he sculpted like a greek god, but heâs also amazing with kids, & thatâs something a lot of eligible singles are after.
he often likes to take his kids to the park, pushing them on the swings & watching them climb up the play set, itâs rather sweet.
heâd be the kind of dad to include his children in his workout routine, like having them sit on his back while he does push-ups, while his children clap in awe at how strong he is.
heâs another person who grew up with an absent father figure, so it only encourages him to be the best he can be.
BERTHOLDT HOOVER
the soft-spoken dad âą
he rarely lectures his children, mostly out of his kind & non-confrontational personality.
the children would observe bertholdtâs calm demeanour, & theyâd probably imitate it, so thankfully tantrums & noise related incidents are kept to a minimum.
he would buy his children colouring books, then sit his lanky ass down at the small kids table & colour in with them, praising them for making such pretty art.
he definitely puts the pictures his kids draw on the refrigerator, with all of the cute sparkly magnets they like.
since heâs basically the height of a giraffe, he lets the kids climb onto him, like heâs some sort of play set.
he always speaks so gently to his children, never once have you heard him raise his tone at them.
PORCO GALLIARD
the clueless dad âą
porco would have no idea what heâs doing throughout his parenting journey, but that doesnât stop him from trying to be a great dad to his children.
heâs heavily dependant on you, seeing as youâre better with the little gremlins than he is.
just donât leave him alone with the kids at home, because thereâs bound to be a huge mess once you return.
heâll often try to cook them those kid-friendly meals he reads on those mommy blogs (yes, he reads parenting articles), but he end up having batter & other weird ingredients slathered across the countertops, floors & walls.
heâs probably let the kids watch a few movies or tv shows that they shouldnât watch at their age, but frantically covers their eyes during inappropriate scenes.
despite his failures & hardships, he never stops trying to become the best dad his children could ask for.
COLT GRICE
the helicopter dad âą
colt is another doting father, who truly believes that his little angel of a child can do no wrong.
he canât stay mad at a face that cute for more than ten seconds tops, before he begins to coddle them & apologise.
heâs also quite cautious when he plays games with his kids, checking every minute that they havenât injured themselves or gotten themselves stuck in a tree somewhere.
who knows? kids are pretty unpredictable, but heâs mentally prepared for every possible scenario.
there was a day where your child fell over in the backyard & scraped their knee, & colt nearly lost his head over it, scrambling inside to clean the tiny wound immediately.
heâll watch the childrenâs favourite movies with them over & over again, as much as watching âthe little mermaidâ for the hundredth time wants to make him tear his hair out.
ZEKE YEAGER
the deadbeat dad âą
okay, zekeâs not really a deadbeat dad, though he seems like he would be at the first glance.
he knows from personal experience what itâs like to have a shitty father, so he does his very best to avoid being like grisha.
he doesnât force his children to have his beliefs, or join any sports teams, or decide their lives for them.
zeke would definitely let his kids develop into their own people, with their own personalities & interests, which is something you truly admire him for.
he isnât the most physically affectionate father, but he regularly tells his children how much he loves them.
he would teach his kids how to play baseball, & you always manage to find them all in the backyard, playing catch.
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NAME MEANINGS: Marleyâs Warrior Unit + Warrior Candidates
â Healthy boys and girls from ages five to seven will be gathered as potential Warriors!! Only a small few will become these chosen Warriors. For these Warriorsâmust be worthy of inheritingâŠthe seven Titans now under the Marley governmentâs control!! â
writing fanfiction is just. iâm being so creative and original. iâm plagiarizing everyone by accident. iâm a genius. iâm cringe. iâm too angsty. iâm too cheesy. this is not in character. it doesnât matter that itâs not in character because these are my characters now. i love my hobby. this is the worst possible use of my time. iâm seeking validation. iâm projecting my own personal problems onto this story and iâm barely hiding it. i know so many words and iâm using all of them wrong. im on tumblr posting about it instead of writing it.
