Going Ko Ko Bop

Lauren / Born in ‘95 / Self Proclaimed Disney Princess / Writes Things Sometimes / At this point, this blog is just a dump of what makes me happy / Icon: Onegaiedit

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[chlompbite]

oh goodness! oh dear!! oh no!!!

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

[littolgayfish]

the more you listen to it, the funnier it gets

[boogerwookiesugarcookie]

Audio: dramatic piano. The husky screams along, vaguely keeping the rhythm but not the tune

[madamewesker]

That last ROO always gets me

[pansyfemme]

do you ever fully know that you’re about to be rickrolled but click the link anyway for the thrill of it

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

[rotationalsymmetry]

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[nudesornaw]

if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

this actually made me cry with joy also one of them is eating noodles

[readsquirrel]

It just keeps going and getting better. *^^*

[involuntaryorange]

Me two minutes ago: “cry with joy? an animation of cats playing instruments made someone cry with joy?”

Me now: (sobs into a tissue) “OH MY GOD THAT ONE IS PLAYING TWO RECORDERS AT THE SAME TIME” (blows nose)

[son-of-a-tenth-place]

CAT PARADE IS BACK

[daysleftofsecondterm]

cat parade on 1,105 days left

[animentality]

[thestuffedalligator]

Genies can only grant wishes that are things that an ordinary person could do, just better and faster. The jinn are the creations of a divine being, and so they are part of the divine plan and cannot defy the natural order of things; a wish granted by a jinni can’t turn the day into night or the sea into yogurt, but if you wish for a temple to be built, a jinni will build it by hand, the way men do, and have it done in a day.

If you need a wish granted that defies the natural order you gotta catch a leprechaun, because no god was involved in their creation whatsoever. They just kinda showed up one day in the nineteenth century. The Aos Sí have no idea what their deal is

[mckitterick]

[rip-quizilla]

[alphashley14]

Inside every writer there is a Tolkien and a C.S.Lewis.

The Tolkien demands everything be explained, that every decision has a purpose, that everything makes sense, that all plot holes are filled, etc.

The C.S. Lewis says, “Fuck you, I do what I want.”

[animentality]

[pretty-eyes-jaeger]

No, but SO MANY curriculums are moving away from full texts to the point that my sophomores haven’t read a book since fourth grade. And they’re PROUD of that ???

The US is in a literacy crisis, and doing fuckall to fix it. As an ELA teacher, it is ABYSMAL out here.

[goobaoo]

props to hiromu arakawa for successfully making a naturally arrogant and cynical character NOT a huge asshole but actually such a deeply loyal, determined and sillly guy despite all that. Roy mustang you are literally perfect like genuinely what a great character

[nonaferatu]

This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:

If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.

This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace

[pretty-eyes-jaeger]

I have a student in class this year (senior, 17/18) who refuses to work with others. Just sits there, doesn’t say anything, when put in groups. It’s honestly shocking, and I’m embarrassed for them. If you can’t even push yourself to socialize in English class… the real world’s gonna hit like a brick wall!

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[grapehyasynth]

I really feel tremendous grief for friendships that kind of petered away in the face of life's currents. There are people with whom I formed deep, unique, vibrant, life-changing connections, and then we had to go our separate ways and it was too hard to maintain long-distance. There wasn't a fight, it just sort of faded. And I feel like I have more friendships like this than friendships that have endured, so maybe I just have to get used to it. But if grief is all the love we have left over - well, I never did get to finish loving them. I love them, and I miss them, and I probably always will.

[theglitchywriterboi]

I hope every writer who sees this writes LOADS the next few months. Like freetime opens up, no writers block, the ability to focus, etc etc you're able to write loads & make lots of progress <3

[pretty-eyes-jaeger]

10 years?! 🥹🥹🥹