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Monterey Bay Aquarium

Love Begins

Origami Around
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

Product Placement
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.

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d e v o n
occasionally subtle

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Xuebing Du
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RMH
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
DEAR READER

#extradirty

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@bertzeeeee
crossbreeds are so cool
I will take 10 of each please
I want a corgi husky omg
Watch: Samantha Bee tears into the transphobic Tennessee lawmaker who has been called a danger to women.
âNot that Republican fans of small government have ever needed something to actually exist in order to legislate against it.â
PREACH, SAMANTHA BEE!
seeing a hot guy walk by like
Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.
It would be a mistake not to
âFour score and one booty ago damn thatâs a fine assâ
What the fuck is the point to trying to build a relationship if they care about tone more than content?
happy 4/20
i laughed way harder at this than i should have
My buddy read an article about octopus intelligence. It was feeding time, and the handler dumped some shrimp into an octopusâ tank. Then he went into another room and sat at his desk.
A while later, a shrimp was tossed onto his desk.
The octopus, upon finding one bad shrimp in the lot, had grabbed it, escaped its tank, crossed the hall, and threw the expired shrimp at its caretaker. Not only does this showcase their problem-solving capabilities, but also that it could have escaped at any time. It just broke out this time to chuck an off shrimp in indignation at its handler. Thatâs not just intelligence, thatâs a human-like reaction. Kinda make you wonder exactly how smart these guys can beâŚ
OH MY GOD
I went to the aquarium once and we had a tour and we walked past the octopus tank and it was duct taped shut so I asked why and the guy was like. âWell, we had a problem before because these fish were disappearing randomly at night and we had no idea why. Turns out the octopus had memorised the night guards rounds and would creep out of its tank, crawl across the floor to the fish tank, have a little snack and be back in its own tank with the lid shut before the guard came back.â they are super smart
I love octopuses so, so much.
@_@
I am both delighted and FUCKING TERRIFIED.
Once I went to the aquarium where they had a baby pacific red octopus in a tank. I had gone there to work on a few real life sketches, obviously I wanted to do one of an octopus. So I kinda just kneeled in front of the tank, and started sketching. The octopus didnât mind, he sat happily. Then, 5 minutes later, he started moving to the front of the tank, where I was. This tiny octopus faces me directly and starts posing. I donât know how other to explain it but he started curlung his tentacles in this really graceful way then wouldnât move for a few minutes. Then again, a new pose. That tiny cute motherfucker knew I was drawing him.
So, the joke goes something likeâ (and stop me if youâve heard this one before) it goes something like, two kids with depression walk into a relationship. Now, the bartender asksâ wait, shit, sorry. See, there isnât any bartender, âcause, letâs be honest: theyâre not doing their drinking by the glass, theyâre doing it by the bottle. Okay. Okay, so, the therapist saysâbut I mean, who can afford a therapist, these days? But the antidepressants, the antidepressants say, âI havenât worked in two years, but my list of side effects is too long for you to ever leave me. I am where you learned to be needed.â Â So theyâre coping. Of course, sheâs forgotten how to talk about herself in first person, while he offers up his lifeâs story like itâs a joke only he finds funny. Turns out the world is just as heavy on two sets of shoulders. Â Two kids with depression walk into a supermarket. Two kids with depression walk into a doctorâs office, walk into a brick wall, walk into the same bad day three hundred and fifty six times and call it normal. The only thing I know about this punchline is that Iâm not gonna like it. That it looks like a hurricane of nothing. Of repetition. Of wake up, wake up, wake up. Of moving just fast enough to be considered alive, but only in the way a houseplant is considered alive, or a creeper vine. Plenty of things are still here simply because they donât know how not to be. Â My boyfriend talks about death like a place he has tried to visitâlike a destination he is always pointed towards, even when it is not the place he is going. For me, I donât bother aiming for an ending when, most days, I donât feel like I ever started. What I mean isâ Â Depression is ugly. And itâs easy to backslide when you are trying to climb mountains, but that does not make you a failure. Two kids with depression woke up this morning, walked all the way to tomorrow and the day after that. Two kids with depression are still walking. That might not sound like much to you. Â What I mean is weâre a couple of fighters and we are still here. In spite of everything. Or maybe because of it. What I mean is suicide is not cowardice, but it is, without a doubt, an act of bravery to survive.
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why did jerry go in like that though
@jordanklepper spent all night looking into Donald Trumpâs business ventures. Spoiler alert: itâs all bullshit.