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[spicymotte]

A witch lives in the woods

[c3rvida3]

This seductive baby bust I found at Goodwill looks just like Griffin McElroy if you put glasses on it. I hope he doesn’t block me on Twitter.

[attention-deficit-disquirrel]

It’s just like griffin!

[ryanphantom]

TOE TO TIP

[c3rvida3]

It looks just like Griffin, is the thing.

[next-time-you-invite-pam]

Definitely too much kid energy with this one. 

[snorlaxatives]

that little chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the drumstick cone reblog if you agree

[perplexingly]

I’ve caught up with bnha, I really want to see Katsuki being regretful about Izuku!! (on twitter)

[iguanamouth]

colin and i found this sonic underground scene over a year ago and ive thought about the noise sonic makes every single day since

[sneakyfeets]

you think the sound couldn’t possibly be that funny and then it is

[desbian-deactivated20180427]

*watching dora the explorer* holy CRAP!! she just BROKE THE FOURTH WALL!!!! guys this show is so META and EPIC

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Dora the Explorer. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head.

There’s also Dora’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE.

As a consequence people who dislike Dora the Explorer truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in the Map’s existential catchphrase “I’m the map I’m the map I’m the map I’m the map I’m the MAP” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons.

I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Swiper the Fox’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Dora tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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i’ve seen zero support posts for romani people, a primary nazi target, so i want to take this moment to specify that for any and all romani people out there, your strength and power are inspiring. i am here for you always, i love you always, and i am sending you all the healing and love i can. i wish for your safety and happiness, and am dedicated to fighting for it in any way i can. 

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The extent of the dehumanization that the Romani people face to this very day is like a burning ember of hatred that threatens to catch us all on fire if we choose to ignore it.

… and we have ignored it.

We cannot ignore what is happening any longer. Every single person who suffers under the yoke of white supremacy must stand together. We must stand with the Romani people like we ask others to stand with us.

We need each other.

Especially now, take the time to make sure that your actions do not create an unsafe environment for your Romani compatriots. Take the time to research and find out what you can do to end anti-Romani racism. Make sure you mean it.

If we cannot do that we cannot win.

[methanethane]

[stimmywombat]

Todoroki Shouto Stimboard for anon

(X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X)

[once-a-polecat]

Note to Millennials from GenX:

So you know those news stories about how Millennials don’t buy enough breakfast cereal or paperback books or homes or whatever the hell that Boomers are complaining that “kids these days” don’t spend money on?  And y’all are like “LOL, no cash my pal”?  

I think there’s something more insidious going on.  You see, they thought they had you.  Forget the Saturday morning cartoons of my childhood, they had Disney Channel and Nickelodeon feeding you ads all day long.  Your generation got advertising in your schools.  Your parents took you to prosperity doctrine spewing MegaChurches (it’s Mega so it’s gotta impress the kids, right?).  

They thought you were going to be their generation of super-consumers.  

You are generations distant from the great depression, and the 1979 energy crisis.  Boomers want to pretend that the 2008 housing bubble wouldn’t affect the little kids.  And plus, we had grown past the era of Yankee thrift and hippie DIY frugality.  Right?  And there was no mopey Kurt Cobain glamorizing thrift-store flannel shirts.  You guys were going to out-consume the Boomer generation.  They were sure of it.

Those think pieces?  They’re Boomer disappointment that you have found value in something other than your place as a mindless consumer.

And yeah, I’m not going to pretend that y’all have more cash than you do.  It was fucking idiotic to think they were going to raise a consumer generation without having to pay them the money they would need to buy even life’s necessities.  And I could write a book about how my generation was complicit in destroying the old values around work and loyalty that left your generation screwed.  Really, I’m genuinely sorry for the mistakes we made.

But you guys have given a big middle finger to the generation who thought that they could manipulate you from birth into manipulable-money-spending-machines.  And I’m way fucking proud of you for that.    

[saqriphrx]

always reblog the post about how millenials fucking killed capitalism

[dizzydevious]

*tips hat* m'bmbam

[bagginsgotdabooty]

Just so everyone knows Mike Pence’s website has been hacked and its wonderful 

[antiblackness-archive]

someone PLEASE archive this

[proto-homo]

I’M ABOUT TO FUCKING PISS MYSELF

[moosefix]

I need to find who is responsible and hire them.

[munchsquads]

[ulan-bator]

[seeulaterzzz-deactivated2018080]

[mutes]

he scared the notes away

[timbllr]

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tips/tricks/hacks

Exercise/Diet/Losing weight:

I know you’ve heard it before but drink lots of water. Try to get at least 4 glasses of water a day if you can’t get 8.

Make detox water! Add about a teaspoon or two of lemon (just squeeze it out) into a glass of water, mix, and drink! Or you can add any fruit.

Eat slower, try to chew your food 20 times before swallowing it.

Use a smaller plate.

This is the best 4 minute workout for smaller waist, you will see results the next day, and it’s not hard, you won’t #FeelTheBern until you’re almost finished, and when you do, it’ll be in your calves.

Clenching your butt for 10 seconds then letting go can almost be as effective as squats. Almost.

Taking short 15 minute walks can do more than you think.

Whiter teeth:

brush for two full minutes, at least twice a day.

Put a little bit of baking soda on your toothbrush and brush for 2 minutes, unless you have sensitive teeth. Do not do it.

Please for the love of god do not use lemons. The acids in it break down the enamel on your teeth.

Useful/Helpful/Entertaining websites

Get Notify tracks whether the emails sent by you were opened and read by the receiver. It also provides the recipient’s IP Address, location, browser details, and more.

Scr.im converts your email address into a short custom URLs, that can be shared on public websites. This prevents your email id from getting picked up by spam robots, and email stealers who are on a constant lookout from your email id.

Privnote share notes and information that self destructs immediately after it is read, all you have to do is write your note, send the link to the person you want to read it, and once they have read it, the note will be long gone.

zerodollarmovies.com lets you find full-length movies on YouTube.

Unfurlr.come letsfind the original URL that’s hiding behind a short URL; this could help track viruses/unwanted ads/etc, before you click the link.

copypastecharacter.com lets opy special characters (like emojis) that aren’t on your keyboard. (To use, left click on the emoji, then right click where you want to post it).

Use coralcdn.org if a site is down due to heavy traffic.

random.org lets pick random numbers, flip coins, and lots more.

myfonts.com/WhatTheFont lets you know the font name from an image.

polishmywriting.com lets you check your writing for spelling or grammatical errors.

typewith.me lets you work on the same document with multiple people online.

fliptext lets you type anything and flips it so its upside down. To use, just copy/paste.

Make-up/body:

For longer eyelashes, put a little bit of castor oil or petroleum jelly/vaseline on your eyelashes when youre going to bed at night.

Use hair conditioner to shave instead of shaving cream, it makes your legs smoother and it’s a lot cheaper.

Also, buy men’s razors, they’re cheaper and give a deeper  shave.

Here is a great link to how to make sugar wax, all you need is lemon, sugar, and a bit of water. Also includes tips and warnings. 

Tumblr:

No matter how many notes those survey posts have, they don’t work. You will not get paid “two times a week, $50 each time”. I’ve tried it and I can confirm that it’s bullshit.

Make your own posts. Reblogging things won’t get you any followers. Neither do those “follow for follow” posts.

You can view people’s blog without a theme by adding /mobile to the url. If someone has an ip tracker and you don’t want to show up on their ip tracker view their blog under /mobile 

You can’t find the identity of an anon by blocking the anon and looking at your ignore list, blocking anons doesn’t add anybody to your ignore list.- blocking the anon will ONLY prevent them from sending any more anons, they are not blocked off anon.

Please for the love of god get xkit, Missing e, and tumblr hate if you can, they will make your tumblr experience so much more enjoyable and easier.

You can view your tagged posts in chronological order. To do that, add /chrono to the end of a tag URL like this: http://[username].tumblr.com/tagged/[tag name]/chrono

You can find out what posts are posted on a specific date. You can do this by typing http://[username].tumblr.com/day/[year]/[month]/[day]

When you enter your Tumblr username (or any Tumblr username) on trntbl, you can hear all the music you’ve blogged/reblogged.

Postlimit.com can show you how many things you’ve posted today, how many more you can before you hit post limit, your blog age, your last post, and a few other things, all you need to do is write in your url, you can also check other people’s stats too (no password needed).  

You can connect your email to Unroll.me and it’ll give you a list of emails you are subscribed to and you can unsubscribe from them with a push of a button, it won’t link you to a new page or anything.

if you are looking for a particular post in your blog and only remember a certain word or phrase, you can always do this: yoururl.tumblr.com/search/keyword

Other:

Use a disposable razor to clean lint off jeans.

If you get a call from a telemarketer, don’t say anything, just press “9” on your phone, it’ll add your number to the don’t-call list.

On some vending machines, if you press the buttons in the order 4, 2, 3, 1, you can get free drinks!

Although I don’t encourage you to, if you press the numbers 432112311 in a vending machine and immediately push and hold the coin return button, change will fall into the tray.

If you participate in online dating, drag their profile images into google to see if that picture is used anywhere else.

Hola unblocker is an extention on Chrome that removes region locks and allows you to watch BBC iPlayer, Netflix, Hula, Pandora, and more regardless of where you live. It doesn’t require any set up and works right out of the box.

If you ever accidentally close a tab while you were still working on something, don’t worry, ctrl+sh+t (control, shift, the letter t) will bring it back.

Putting a flat pillow outside in the sun for 30 min fluffs it back up.

If it’ll take you two minutes to finish, do it.

Using your phone while its charging damages the battery. Same goes for laptops/tablets/etc. Don’t do it.  

Places to watch movies/t.v. shows for free: putlocker, megashare9, watch32, let me watch this, couchtuner (tv shows only), cokeandpopcorn (tv shows only) .

The best acne fighting foods are watermelons, oranges, carrots, spinach, figs, whole grains, green tea, water, and almonds.

If you order papa john pizza online, use the code 25OFF for 25% off, valid only until the end of 2016.

Squeeze the juice out of a lemon and mix it with baking soda until you have a creamy thick paste. Apply it to your skin and leave it on for 15-20 minutes and rinse it off with cold water. Afterwards, your pores will be clean and your skin will be very soft.

If you’re moving into a new place, change the locks.

Cartoons for free

When heating leftovers, space out a circle in the middle of the plate. This will heat everything up evenly.

If you have any tips, no matter how worthless you think they might be, please reblog this and add onto it, I’ll reblog it from you so more people can see it.