FUCK YEAH

i fucking love when people that hate eachother kiss and smooch it is the best thing in the world

[just-an-enby-lemon]

*just a social experiment with Professor Tahan*

Hamid: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

*part 1: party*

Sasha: Look, mate, I don't really get this magic stuff super well, but I promisse I won't betray you just cause you can't even try a cool acrobatics anymore. Worms are very sneaky. Wait halfling sized worm or worm sized worm? Cause I'll still stick by you but we might have to do something about it.

Zolf: You're not a worm, Hamid.

Grizzop: This is nonsense. Time wasting nonsense... I would still be your friend but wow what a dumb question.

Azu: Yes. Of course s2.

Cel: Yup. *infodumps about worms for two hours*

Bertie: Ew. Gross. I would pity kill you.

*part 2: party adjacent*

Wilde: I suppose being a worm would make you more down to earth. (S: and you are already worm, you get it, warm, worm).

Skraak: *genuine consideration* No.

Eistein: You are a funny man, Hamid.

Carter: Hey! That's my question when I get too drunk at parties too!!

Barnes: I don't think we have this level of intimacy.

Kiko: No but Azu would.

*part 3: sibs*

Saira: Dragons aren't worms, Hamid, and frankly that is quite an offensive comparison.

Aziza: I would be a worm right with you.

Isaq: Sure... Anyway If you were a worm would I get your stuff?

Ismail: Yeah, I guess, but like I would be the one getting your things right, bro?

Saleh Jr: Wait last night happened? I thought I was just very high and had a very weird hallucionation... Oh... uh...

[moofbat]

i am only ever one good reference image away from drawing zolf in a grotty tank top

ID:a loosely coloured digital sketch of zolf smith, a fat white dwarven man, lifting a large log on his shoulder. he has close cropped white hair, a large white beard and is wearing a white tank top and very small black shorts that show off his thighs. he has above the knee prosthetic legs that are very loosely implied by the sketch. he has the log on one shoulder, with both his arms raised to help hold it. he has a mildly bemused expression and, despite the large size of the log, his face shows no signs of exertion. he has a tattoo of a compass on his shoulder and below it is a celtic knot of rope.

[thechekhov]

A little behind on RQG, but I had to draw Wilde in his Robes of the Thespian. 

(Robes based on this wonderful coat)

[gingerlot]

tma was like the best thing to listen to while i worked and honestly i think i spend my whole life after just looking for a podcast as good as tma to listen to while i work

[just-an-enby-lemon]

I had fully forgotten how despite being very uncomfortable in different waya with all of them at first Sasha actually does have moments with all the OG LOLOMG including Bertie.

Yeah as she continued to know him this slowly evolved into ressentment because Bertie's whole personality but they did joke together and in their first days she would hide from situations behind him. He was a horrible human who saw her as less but for a short time she cared...

And now I understand why one of her kids is Bertus.

[eyesonjupiter]

I just remembered Ulf the Unremembered

[bertzolf]

who?

[sasha-whos-askin-racket]

Of course your living weapon has a competence kink

[con-the-kobold]

Fuckkkk this kid is an assholeeeeeee

He's trying to defend his ableism and yall. Its getting really hard to keep myself from hitting him in the dick with my cane. What is wrong with him???

[bertzolf]

hes never gonna use that dick for reproduction anyways. might as well get some aim practice in!!!!!

[freebasegod]

how many apples tall are yall?

[is-that-sand-in-my-waffles]

How many people has your current blorbo killed?

0 (their hands are clean)

1-3 (they can have a little murder, as a treat)

4-6 (well once they got their hands dirty, they might as well keep going)

7-9 (they needed enrichment in their enclosure)

10+ (it's basically their hobby at this point)

Voting ended onFeb 23

[angryducktimemachine]

Two folks, chilling in an airships nook, five feet apart cause they're hiding from Bertie.

[ID: a digital, fully coloured drawing of Harrison Campbell and Sasha from Rusty Quill Gaming.

They are sitting in a little nook of the airship, surrounded by some boxes.

Campbell is a white human man with light brown hair and glasses. He is wearing a dressing gown over his clothes and a smoking jacket over his dressing gown. He is looking scared and is shivering.

Sasha is a white human woman with short, dark hair and a burn scar on the left side of her face. She's wearing a dark leather jacket. She's looking towards the right with a calm but attentive expression.

The artists signature "ÄngryDuckTimeMachine" is set in white in the upper right corner. /End ID]

[bertzolf]

i dont normally post wips on this blog but BBHFHNFJDNGKBGLGLVLHFJFDBTHGHHVHVHVH CUTTTIIEIEIEEEEE EBEBGHFBHDBGBBGBGBYLBLBLBL................

[bertzolf]

full thing on ao3

extras under cut

grizzop is a Frrrreeeaaak™

[sinister-monologue]

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ZOLF: Mr. MacGuffingham.

BERTIE: That’s Sir Bertrand to you, Mr. Smith –

ZOLF: No it’s not.

BERTIE: Yes it is.

ZOLF: I think I know what title to address you by.

BERTIE: It is Sir –

ZOLF: No, it’s MISTER.

BERTIE: It’s definitely Sir Bertrand –

ZOLF: MASTER MacGuffingham.

BERTIE: Look, it’s you versus Debretts on this, chum.

[LAUGHTER]

ZOLF: I don’t even know what that means.

BERTIE: Exactly.

[LAUGHTER]

ZOLF: I’m gonna have to dock your pay, Mr. MacGuffingham.

BERTIE: Oh really, Mr. Smith.

ZOLF: Yes.

BERTIE: What possible justification could you have for doing that?

ZOLF: Damages.

BERTIE: Damages, Mr. Smith?

ZOLF: Damages against a person.

BERTIE: Oh, really?

ZOLF: Specifically, traumatic and emotional stress.

BERTIE: Are these forthcoming injuries, Mr. Smith?

ZOLF: They are.

BERTIE: Are they really?

ZOLF: Yes.

BERTIE: Oh, yes.

LYDIA: Sasha looks up from her drumstick “Now kiss!”.

[bertzolf]

how have i never thought of this before

[yb-cringe]

i feel like your group of close knit characters would work better less as a found family and more as a ride or die indie rock band a la lemonade mouth. “whos the mom friend” shut up. whos the bassist.

[ghostbiie]

atupid little things👎

these are for keychains im making for myself! first time ive ever done chibis in this style, i think they look cute...

[bertzolf]

with a name like "holy grail and things" im very surprised you dont know who gawain is!

you should listen to high noon over camelot i think youd like it