[besstydnyy]

VIKTOR HAS MOVED

to here

[oopsiewoopsie123]

Out of Context D&D quotes

“He must be the mayor, he has indoor plumbing!” 

“What do I roll to steal the delicious subway sandwich?”

“If you can’t create your own arcane fire, store bought is fine.”

“They’re my radishes now.”

“It’s been a really bad day so far. I'ma stab ‘em.”

“Do I have proficiency in motherfuckers?”

“Were these pirate skeletons pirates first or skeletons first??”

“I punch things with bullets.”

“The important thing is…I’m not a cop.”

“I didn’t care about stopping their human sacrifices, I just wanted to get my commemorative photo”

“I am too high to reanimate the dead.”

“Well, you’d better figure it out, ‘cause once that bird’s here I’m not going to care. I’m just going to charge in and kill the bird, and they’re going to be like, ‘Why are you in our house, killing this bird?’ and I’m going to be like, ‘Bye!’”

“We’re violent because we care.”

“I wanna see some action man, you’re like a dead log’s dead body!”

“What are arms but really smart legs?”

“I can’t breathe fire, but soon I’ll be shitting it.”

“Success through failure: our party’s motto.”

“When you say ‘containment’ do you mean ‘murderize’?”

“What are the odds of us eating food today?”

“I’ll do the planning, you’ll do the fighting, and he’ll bring the humorous pig.”

“There’s bread nailed to his door, and cheese scattered across his bed.… We’re being haunted by a chef.”

“You said you were ready for the skeleton war.”

“How are you letting a panther beat you at poker?”

“They might be zombies, but they’re making soup so who cares?”

“Don’t eat strange bread, it might make you trip balls and die”

“Do fish people have the concept of nudity?”

“I don’t know what this is, but it’s unnatural, and if it wasn’t already dead, I would probably kill it.”

“For someone who cares so much about morals, you’re sort of… despicable.”

“We’ve been assholes all night, why break the streak?”

“Can I take a rain-check on Valhalla? I’ve got a date at six”

“No, we are not turning the castle into a commune.”

“I had everything planned! Except for soap. I never accounted for soap.”

“Sure, I could knock but I don’t want to, because I’m a criminal.”

“Heterosexuality *is* a cult. Let’s move on.”

“I feel like we’re two sides of the same stupid coin.”

“I’m not drunk, I’m just charismatic.”

“No, passing out from being drowned does NOT count as a short rest.”

“We could attach his upper half to the car! Like a centaur! A cencar!”

“I’ll let it slide on the technicality that your crossbow fires exploding cabbages.”

“That was the scariest rock I’ve ever hidden behind.”

“Why is this backpack bleeding?”

“Is the frozen pigeon still on fire?”

“The line between incompetence and treachery is blurrier than you’d think, huh?”

“How stealthy is a Molotov?”

[roleplayawesomemes]

Send “Rumor has it...” And a rumor about my muse

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

“Fuck” Sentence Starters

Angry

“What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”

“Fuck this.”

“Get the fuck out of here.”

“Who the fuck are you?”

“Fuck that!”

“I fucking hate him/her/them/you.”

“Fuck. FUCK. FUUUUCK!”

“Shut the fuck up.“

“Get your fucking act together.”

“Keep your shitty nose out of my fucking business.”

“Leave me alone, or I’ll fuck you up.”

“Get your fucking hands off of me!”

“Stay the fuck away from me.”

“Who stole my fucking shit?!”

“Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?”

“You wanna fucking go, punk?”

“Get the fuck over it.”

“Where the fuck have you been?”

“What the fuck do you want from me?”

Sad

“Fuck life.” 

“No, I’m not fucking over it.”

“Why the fuck did he/she/they have to go and die?”

“What the fuck am I supposed to do now?”

“Why did things have to go so fucking wrong?”

“I’m gonna eat fifty fucking cartons of ice cream and then pass out and die like a warrior.”

“Try to fucking stop me from leaving my room. It’s not gonna happen.”

“The love of my life just decided that I was worth fucking nothing.”

“I fucking miss him/her/them.”

“Who the fuck cares?”

“All of this fucking shit was for nothing.”

“I fucked up my own life.”

“I can’t believe I did this fucking shit all over again.”

Insults

“Fuck you!”

“I fucked your mom last night.” 

“You’re a fucking asshole.”

“You just think you’re fucking hilarious, don’t you?” 

“Who the fuck died and made you king/queen/ruler?” 

“Go to fucking hell, you piece of shit!”

“Go fuck yourself.”

“Motherfucker!”

“Wow, that’s fucking small.”

“Get the fuck over yourself.”

Sexy

“Fuck me.”

“I don’t ‘make love’, I fuck.”

“I’d fuck you all night long.”

“You look like a fucking dog in heat.”

“You look so fucking hot right now.”

“Fuck–faster~”

“FUCK, I’m gonna come!”

“I’ll fuck you right here, right now.”

“Babe, fuck–not here.”

“You’re one cocky motherfucker. Let’s go back to my place.”

“I want to bend you over and fuck you until you can’t walk.”

“I want you to fuck me until I can’t walk.”

“F-fuck–please–~”

“I’d let you fuck me any day.”

“You better use a fucking condom.”

“Tell me what you want me to fucking do to you.”

“Do you want me to fuck you while everyone’s watching?”

“Fuck, it’s big.”

“Let’s make a fucking baby.”

Situations

“Give me a break. I’m in the fucking hospital.”

“How are YOU mad at ME when I’m the one who’s in FUCKING JAIL?”

“Help me set this fucking thing on fire.”

“I’m gonna need a fucking lawyer.”

“This is all YOUR fault, you dumb fuck.”

“It’s not MY fault we’re in fucking handcuffs.”

“Fuck, I’m so wasted.”

“What the fuck did we do last night?”

“Where the fuck am I?”

“Fuck. SHIT. There goes my car.”

“Wait–fuck. Isn’t that my house?”

“Fuck it. Might as well have fun, if we’re going to get caught.”

“Why the fuck do you have gasoline?”

“Where the fuck did that baby come from?!”

“It’s not a party until someone almost fucking dies.”

“FUCK, you scared the shit out of me!”

[besstydnyy]

“Cops are coming to pick me up for questioning. My bet is, you’re next.”

@ebonykxng

Viktor froze -- breath catching in his chest at the thought that there was any reason for both of them to be taken in for questioning. “Yuuri,” he called curiously to the rest of their home. “I don’t think we should let him watch crime shows anymore...”

With his attention falling back on the boy in front of him, all he could do was sigh. What was there to say to that? After a moment, lips parted and he cracked an easy smile. “Why don’t you take Makka into questioning instead? The two of you can be partners in crime.” 

[occasionalrpmemes]

Reblog this if

you love your muse, yes, we know, you love your muse so much, they’re the light of your life, you love them so much, you just love your muse, we KNOW , you love your muse you fucking love your muse ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE YOUR MUSE. WE GET IT.

[susierpt]

‘partners in crime’ sentence starters

Send one to see how my muse reacts. 

Trigger Warnings: violence, death, criminal activity

“I can’t believe we stole a car.”

“My ID guy can get us in.”

“Remember – trust no one.”

“You owe everything you’ve got to me. Never forget that.”

“You and me, we’re partners, right?”

“Did you get the money?”

“Cops are coming to pick me up for questioning. My bet is, you’re next.”

“We better lay low for awhile.”

“Just act natural.”

“The cops will probably talk to us. Play it cool, and we’ll be fine.”

“I think we’ll be okay. They can’t prove anything.”

“No matter what they threaten to do to me, don’t tell them anything.”

“Let me take the fall. You’ve worked too hard to go to jail now.”

“I’d NEVER rat you out! The cops were just trying to get under your skin.”

“What do you think? You trust them?”

“I remember when you still had rules. When you still had limits.”

“This isn’t just about money.”

“I won’t survive jail!”

“One day we’ll be rich, and we won’t have to do this anymore.”

“It will be so nice to be in a country where we can’t get thrown in jail at any moment.”

“I think every person in America would like to see us dead.”

“No. No! We are NOT going to jail now! We’ve worked too hard!”

“Shut up and keep digging.”

“We need money, stat. You got a gun?”

“God, could you get them to stop screaming?”

“Shoot me. It’ll make them trust you.”

“Okay, last resort – we kill him and dump the body, then get the fuck out of Dodge.”

“We can’t hide forever. Our faces are on every news network in America.”

“We split the profits, 50/50. What do you say?”

“Where have you been?! I was worried the cops got to you!”

“You clean up the blood, I’ll start burning the body.”

“There’s no escaping this, you know. We’re in too deep.”

“Tell them the whole thing was my idea.”

“Make no mistake – we’re partners, but I’m in charge. Not you.”

“What we need are entirely new identities.”

“I don’t become involved with my partners. It over-complicates things.”

“Don’t you think we’re a bit old for this Bonnie and Clyde business?”

“I don’t trust any of them. Just you.”

“God, what’s happened to us?”

“Retirement? Yeah, we’re probably not gonna live long enough for that to be an issue.”

“Keep your head down. Last thing we need is to get recognized.”

“I’ll cover for you.”

“Run. I’ll catch up.”

“Jesus Christ, we’re like a bad murder ballad.”

“Don’t worry. I’m not going to leave you. You and I are partners – until the end.”

[blessedvityas]

good lord, his face plus the way he clutches those skate guards..,.,,,,, this level of cuteness should not be achievable but here we are,,,,. yet again vitya defies science

[podencos]

I cherish small intimacies. A head resting against a shoulder, lips brushing against a nose, a kiss on the neck, a hand reaching out for my own

[attcntiondefislut]

Bob’s Burgers Sentence Meme

“Enjoy your goldfish, wild man.”

“If a deer sees me naked, you can’t get jealous.”

“Should one of us go check it out, not me?”

“Second wind! *falls down* Didn’t work.”

“Why ya gotta be such a wang?”

“I missed your stinky face.”

“This isn’t my underwear.”

“You don’t have to be good, you just have to be fast.”

“Old grapes aren’t candy!”

“It’s hard for me to think when my pants are off.”

“Put some lotion on that!”

“Sorry about your marriage.”

“Real life comes up and hits you in the face.”

“My island name will be Daiquiri Zachary.”

“You punched my butt.”

“Go suck on a crouton.”

“What the cuss word!”

“I really do need that deodorant.”

“Put your face in it.”

“Whatever you’re planning, do not do it.”

“I’m straight - I mean I’m mostly straight.”

“Double oh-so-sad.”

“I have pepper spray in my purse, and I will use it!”

“Do you need a hug?”

“Hey, I don’t appreciate your lack of sarcasm.”

“We’re busier than a monkey with six dingalings.”

“While we’re at it, what’s wrong with diarrhea, huh?”

“Forecast calls for fabulous!”

“Little King Trashmouth found himself a piece of pizza.”

“Someday a cleansing rain will come.”

"I lured him in with some cold cuts.”

[attcntiondefislut]

Drunk meme

Random drunk quote found on google.

“Don’t tell ___ that I’m drinking.”

“See? I’m not too drunk. I can still take my clothes off.”

“I lost my pants. Where are my pants?”

“Beer before liquor, never sicker. Liquor before beer, liquor, liquor, liquor.”

“A straw is just a test tube, with a hole at the bottom.”

“Dude, try this.”

“I feel like a pickle torpedo… In a sea of graham cracker crumbs.”

“I may or may not also be drunk.”

“I’ll protect you! I’m (superhero name)!”

“If I had 50 ____, I’d give you one but only one.”

“I’m surrounded by an idiot.”

“I would punch a baby for a burrito right now.”

“This is the most I’ve ever been. Ever.”

“I’m so mad I could punch Superman in the face.”

“Is there a better way to do this?”

“Sorry about your shoes.”

“Don’t worry, when I’m in charge you can still be deputy of fire truck planet.”

“If drunk was a fruit, I’d be a ___.”

“I’m hungry. And I’m horny. I’m horngry.”

“I can’t look up, cause then I see your face and can’t stop staring.”

“Who put this wall here?”

“Stop screwing with my brain movies.”

“It’s YELLOW.”

“This is my song!”

“I’m not drunk.”

“I’m not THAT drunk.”

“I think I’m drunk.”

[jessiarts]

Send me an “I follow you because:”

[thxunlivedlife-deactivated20160]

Hit on my muse

[kxmhyunarchive-blog]

Are you an interior  decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Did  you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Do  you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

If  I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could  stare at you a bit longer.

If you were a  vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.

There  are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently,  none of them have ever been in your arms.

Are  you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

Are  you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me  feel like I should take you out.

I  was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m  going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

I’m  not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.

Can  I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

Your  body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.

My  doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

Can  I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

If  I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

Smoking  is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!

You  must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Do  you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the  world!

You  know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll  skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

If  I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer  to this question?

Are  you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.

I  bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.

I  like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?

Would  you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

There’s  only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

Did  you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Can  I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a  fox!

I’m  no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

Kiss  me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Do  you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

You  see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M  cute.

Can  I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

Are  you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

Are  you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect

You  know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my  case.

My  lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

I  have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

Hey baby, I must be a  light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Do  I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

Have  you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Was  your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

Apart  from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Is  it hot in here or is it just you?

I  blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to  handle!

You’re  single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.

Stop,  drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

Baby,  you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

I  hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!

I  just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

If  you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.

Your  hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

You’re  so hot, I could bake cookies on you.

Is  your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.

I’m  lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?

It’s  a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.

[duckysmemes-deactivated20171228]

❛    why are you all wet    ?    ❜ ❛    it’s sandwich day.    ❜ ❛    do you know what tuna is    ?    ❜ ❛    i’d be an abomination.    ❜ ❛    why is this so important    ?    ❜ ❛    family means no one gets left behind.    ❜ ❛    if you want to leave you can.    ❜ ❛    i’ll remember you,    though.    ❜ ❛    i remember everyone that leaves.    ❜ ❛    you’re the cause of all this.    ❜ ❛    it’s little and broken,    but still good.    ❜ ❛    you’re vile,    you’re foul,    you’re flawed.    ❜ ❛    also cute and fluffy.    ❜ ❛    you wreck everything you touch.    ❜ ❛    why not try making something for a change    ?    ❜ ❛    no more caffeine for you.    ❜ ❛    he / she wanted me to join his legion of the undead.    ❜ ❛    i knew it.    ❜ ❛    oh good.    my dog found the chainsaw.    ❜ ❛    sorry i bit you,    and pulled your hair,    and punched you in the face.    ❜ ❛    i got a new dog    !    ❜ ❛    you are so finished when i get in there.    ❜ ❛    trust me,    this is not gonna end well.    ❜ ❛    ha    !    i win    !    ❜ ❛    a falling star.    i call it.    ❜ ❛    get out,    i have to make a wish.    ❜ ❛    can’t you go any faster    ?    ❜ ❛    gravity is increasing on me.    ❜ ❛    the same thing happened yesterday.    ❜ ❛    why do you act so weird    ?    ❜ ❛    you look familiar.    ❜ ❛    i’m lost.    ❜ ❛    don’t interact with her / him.    ❜ ❛    we know her / him.    ❜ ❛    look at the bright side.    you won’t have to yell at anyone anymore.    ❜ ❛    we’re a broken family aren’t we     ?    ❜ ❛    maybe a little,    maybe a lot.    ❜ ❛    i shouldn’t have yelled at you.    ❜ ❛    it’s our job.    ❜ ❛    you can never belong.    ❜ ❛    i didn’t teach him / her that.    ❜ ❛    you came back.    ❜ ❛    nobody get’s left behind.    ❜ ❛    come on,    what’s the big deal    ?    ❜ ❛    leave my mother out of this    !    ❜ ❛    oh great,    he / she’s loose.    ❜ ❛    did you ever kill anyone    ?    ❜ ❛    are you happy    ?    ❜ ❛    i’m adjusted.    ❜ ❛    he / she likes your butt and fancy hair.    ❜ ❛    no,    that’s from my blue period    !    ❜ ❛    oh,    you are such a pain.    ❜ ❛    stupid head    !    ❜ ❛    read the charges.    ❜ ❛    are they intelligent    ?    ❜ ❛    did you catch fire again    ?    ❜ ❛    answer me.    ❜ ❛    what was that    ?    ❜ ❛    i know you had something to do with this.    ❜ ❛    what are you doing    ?    ❜ ❛    you’re just jealous ‘cause i’m pretty.    ❜ ❛    i know what you mean.    ❜ ❛    i need someone to be my friend.    ❜ ❛    he / she’s very persuasive.    ❜ ❛    please go about your business.    ❜ ❛    oh,    i can’t complain.    ❜ ❛    you smell like a lawn mower.    ❜ ❛    ____    is troubled.    he / she needs desserts.    ❜ ❛    here,    educate yourself.    ❜ ❛    this is low even for you.    ❜ ❛    you’re all mine.    ❜ ❛    please don’t do this.    ❜ ❛    leave me alone to die.    ❜ ❛    does this look infected to you    ?    ❜ ❛    you’d better not have rabies.    ❜ ❛    don’t worry,    this is all part of a plan.    ❜ ❛    we are professionals.    ❜ ❛    hey    !    get that out of your mouth.    ❜ ❛    new rules.    ❜ ❛    that is the ugliest thing i ever saw.    ❜ ❛    listen carefully.    ❜ ❛    that would be a bad idea.    ❜ ❛    aren’t they beautiful    ?    ❜ ❛    uncomfortable    ?    good.    ❜ ❛    with pleasure.    ❜

[lovelyandcheesysuggestions]

Let’s say cheesy puns to each other and kiss in a blanket fort where we are safe and together.

[hangthebloodycode-deactivated20]

reblog this if you actually like following me.

[besstydnyy]

[text] What’s with you and all the smiley faces?

@erostanzend

[text;; yuuri 😘] What’s wrong? 🤔You don’t like them?[text;; yuuri 😘] There are dogs too!🐕🐶 But they don’t look like Makka 😞[text;; yuuri 😘] When are you coming home? 💋💋💋