I can't be the playboy (ap)

[zephyrine-gale]

full piece of my life is strange au for @yoiauzine !!

[mishychan]

鏡 Pixiv ID: 65078118 Member: パピコ 

Posted with permission of the artist. Please visit their pixiv profile for more of their amazing fanart!

[nite-wing-deactivated20220418]

No more pork bowls. Okay, little piggy?

[feilusiana]

[hurtzzzz]

pirouettes - part I

[kyyhky]

My Corpse Bride AU piece for @yoiauzine !! ^q^

I enjoyed working on this piece a lot! TvT I’m so glad I can finally show it ‘cause I consider it the best work I did this year by now! ♥

Now bring all your Corpse Bride AU headcanons at me!! Yuuko is Victoria, but unlike the movie, she sees the love between Viktor and Yuuri, and lets Yuuri go to the Land of the Dead with the love of his afterlife 8))))))

[ingridtan]

I still can’t get over the anime. I need help. 😭 This is a sketch I’ve been working on/off for a couple of days, maybe even a week (?). Couldn’t make a polished painting because of life and work.

[koihoi]

Vikturi morning routine regime!!

Honestly I don’t think Yuuri is much of a morning person.

[ackermanss-deactivated20170830]

@me every day

[suiine]

Me: I’m not obsessed with YOI. And I have things to do.

Also me: scrutinizes and tries to ‘analyze’ Yuuri and Victor’s handwriting

YUURI

handwriting is neat, clear, even: he is sweet, cautious, and considerate, makes writing legible in consideration to readers 

the ending middle stroke of the last E is long and protrudes: he’s overly excited and he’s pressing too hard

bilingual and amazing

letters are rounded and cute like him

carries around marker because he is #1 superstar in Hasetsu and is always being asked for autographs

prints in all caps for legibility and/or to express his internal screaming

Dancer’s Block

writes on tree pulp, uses mechanical pencil with ergonomic grip that he’s had since the 90s

characters are again soft and round like him

very neat and straight writing: organized, likes to keep his life ordered and under control with minimum drama

prefers pen-and-paper over digital in his creative planning process, lets his thoughts flow then mulls things over

writes in pencil and not pen: sign of lack of self-confidence? fear of commitment???

eraser is well-used: he has made many mistakes in life, or so his self-doubt convinces him

but he’s X-ed out his ideas instead of erasing them: he may have low confidence but still knows the value of his creativity

Red pen present: strict on himself, is his own toughest critic, or was doodling little ‘YK❤️VN’s

VICTOR

penmanship extremely uniform, neat, aligned and evenly spaced: good control and spatial awareness. Highly disciplined person. Concerned with how he is perceived by others and maintaining a visage of perfection. May be dead inside. Or, is just trying to impress Yuuri.

pen with ergonomic grip (only the softest for world-class athletes) borrowed from Yuuri because Victor Nikiforov™ only ever needs to carry markers for autographs. (Yuuri’s never getting his pen back.) (but that’s ok, because they are soulmates and share everything).

is that a autograph pad he’s writing on

crosses his Zs. A nerd.

7 has a downward blip on the top stroke. why are you like this, Nikiforov

can count to 12. excellent smart boy

Squiggly underline: is very cute and super excited for his boyfriend’s quad toe loop

I obviously don’t know what I’m doing

[willyouwatch]

YUURI HAS MOVED

to here

[pikkart]

It’s @yoi-shit-bang time!

My first submission is for @yt-anime-trash’s story Heart of Glass. :3 Please go and read it once it’s been posted! (It was fun working with you! :D)

[oopsiewoopsie123]

Out of Context D&D quotes

“He must be the mayor, he has indoor plumbing!” 

“What do I roll to steal the delicious subway sandwich?”

“If you can’t create your own arcane fire, store bought is fine.”

“They’re my radishes now.”

“It’s been a really bad day so far. I'ma stab ‘em.”

“Do I have proficiency in motherfuckers?”

“Were these pirate skeletons pirates first or skeletons first??”

“I punch things with bullets.”

“The important thing is…I’m not a cop.”

“I didn’t care about stopping their human sacrifices, I just wanted to get my commemorative photo”

“I am too high to reanimate the dead.”

“Well, you’d better figure it out, ‘cause once that bird’s here I’m not going to care. I’m just going to charge in and kill the bird, and they’re going to be like, ‘Why are you in our house, killing this bird?’ and I’m going to be like, ‘Bye!’”

“We’re violent because we care.”

“I wanna see some action man, you’re like a dead log’s dead body!”

“What are arms but really smart legs?”

“I can’t breathe fire, but soon I’ll be shitting it.”

“Success through failure: our party’s motto.”

“When you say ‘containment’ do you mean ‘murderize’?”

“What are the odds of us eating food today?”

“I’ll do the planning, you’ll do the fighting, and he’ll bring the humorous pig.”

“There’s bread nailed to his door, and cheese scattered across his bed.… We’re being haunted by a chef.”

“You said you were ready for the skeleton war.”

“How are you letting a panther beat you at poker?”

“They might be zombies, but they’re making soup so who cares?”

“Don’t eat strange bread, it might make you trip balls and die”

“Do fish people have the concept of nudity?”

“I don’t know what this is, but it’s unnatural, and if it wasn’t already dead, I would probably kill it.”

“For someone who cares so much about morals, you’re sort of… despicable.”

“We’ve been assholes all night, why break the streak?”

“Can I take a rain-check on Valhalla? I’ve got a date at six”

“No, we are not turning the castle into a commune.”

“I had everything planned! Except for soap. I never accounted for soap.”

“Sure, I could knock but I don’t want to, because I’m a criminal.”

“Heterosexuality *is* a cult. Let’s move on.”

“I feel like we’re two sides of the same stupid coin.”

“I’m not drunk, I’m just charismatic.”

“No, passing out from being drowned does NOT count as a short rest.”

“We could attach his upper half to the car! Like a centaur! A cencar!”

“I’ll let it slide on the technicality that your crossbow fires exploding cabbages.”

“That was the scariest rock I’ve ever hidden behind.”

“Why is this backpack bleeding?”

“Is the frozen pigeon still on fire?”

“The line between incompetence and treachery is blurrier than you’d think, huh?”

“How stealthy is a Molotov?”

[lamenart]

I’m the only one who can satisfy Victor II Yuri ❤️ Victor

[taffydesu]

Victuuri~ Love Like You⭐️ (On Twitter!)

[rpmernes-blog]

jealousy starters.

❛i don’t get what you even see in ____.❜

❛they’re not right for you, you know.❜

❛why do you keep staring at them?❜

❛you’re late. why are you coming home at 3 am? it’s someone else, isn’t it?❜

❛why do you always win?❜

❛hey – can you get off their dick for five seconds?❜

❛it’s almost like you’re dating them.❜

❛it’s almost like you married them.❜

❛you like them a lot, don’t you?❜

❛after all these years, i never thought i’d lose to someone like them.❜

❛chose between them or me.❜

❛me? JEALOUS?!….. HAHAHAHAHahaHAHAhAhahHA… yes.❜

❛me? JEALOUS? you’re out of your mind.❜

❛are you dating them or something?❜

[moretrashyrpmemes]

Bondage Starters

“Be a good boy/girl”

“You look wonderful all tied up and vulnerable”

“I love it when you squirm at my touches, but you can’t go anywhere”

“It hurts….”

“If you don’t behave I’ll be force to use my little toys”

“Your body is so beautiful when it’s tied up so tightly”

“Hurry up and use me- please”

“Do you like it when I tease you and you can’t do anything about it”

“Whimper for me, since you can’t talk through that gag”

“Untie me right now!”

“Be good and open your mouth for me”

“I’ll never submit to you, no matter how much you tie me up and tease me!”

“I love seeing your legs spread open by these ropes”

“Don’t you love being tied down and used like a fuck toy?”

“I’m not your toy”

“I’ll be good for you and only you”