Discussing the Hunks of Nintendo

Hhh why are there so many hot characters..,., Submissions are welcome, but absolutely no under 18 characters allowed.

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Hello!

So what the heck is this blog?

It's just me lusting over and discussing Nintendo (and maybe the odd Non-Nintendo) characters that I think are 👌👌👌😤😤💦💦

You can submit character ideas for me to investigate!

Masterpost of everyone so far (sorted by series):

Super Mario series:

- Rawk Hawk

- Midbus

Donkey Kong Series:

- Kludge

- Lord Fredrik

The Legend of Zelda Series:

- Malladus

- Kass

Metroid Series:

- Kraid

Kirby Series

- King Dedede

Star Fox Series:

- General Scales

Pokémon Series:

- Noland

- Drayden

F-Zero Series:

- Bio Rex

Fire Emblem Series:

- Frederick

- Alois

Kid Icarus Series:

- Magnus

Wario Series:

- Dribble

- Shake King

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Kass

From The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

How can anyone not love this big handsome buff birb dad?

Over the course of Link's adventure in BotW, he runs into this fellow quite often, always found playing a tune on his acxordian and being handsome...

His songs are clues on how to solve puzzles and enter shrines, and he sings to you as many times as you want, how sweet.

He's also the father to 5 kids! Wowie! He feels bad for leaving them to go on his journey but you can do a quest to reunite him with his babies and for the rest of the game they sing and play music together and it's so sweet and I hhhhh 💚🧡💚❤💜🧡💙💙🧡💙💛❤❤💚🧡💙💜💛💚🧡❤🧡💜

Kass is so lovely and kind and hot and he's perfect, big big fan of this buff bard birb

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Shake King

From Wario Land: The Shake Dimension/Shake It!

Look at this big fellow! Love the beard, and spiked cuffs are the best aesthetic, and this guy has girth

He's the main villain of Wario Land: The Shake Dimension, where he took over said Shake Dimension, captured Queen Merelda, and stole the Bottomless Coin Sack, which creates an endless amount of money when shaken.

That sack of coins alone is enough to convince Wario to take him down! He's not at all interested in saving anyone though...

As the name implies, Mr Shake King here is skilled at shaking, the main mechanic of the game. When Wario fails to escape a level with a rescued Merfle in time, the Shake King appears and shakes all of his treasure away! Poor Wario!

In fact, along with the shaking, Shake King also shares a lot of moves with Wario, such as his shoulder charge and earthquake attack, so he may be parallel version of Wario...

But then it gets all meta, since Wario is a parallel to Mario, making Shake King a super duper twisted version of Mario, right?

Anyway,., Shake King deserves more love, hardly anybody talks about him or his source game, so lets all make an effort to give more love to this hairy shakey king

I want him to shake me,

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Factory Head Noland

From Pokémon Emerald

This is like the only Frontier Brain I've ever faced and I lost :(

I love this guy!!!I like how he just shows off his bare arms all the time, good aesthetic

I'm also a huge fan of his stubble, that would feel nice when you give him a kis,s.,.

He runs the Battle Factory in the Hoenn Battle Frontier, and his team is completely random every time you fight him. He must be very smart to be able to adapt to a team so easily, good for him!

Also he really shines in Emerald Arc in Adventures, more so than the rest of the Frontier Brains, plus he takes off that lab coat for a while too! Nice!

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King Dedede

From Kirby

Dedede that's the name you should know

Dedede he's the star of the show

LOVE King Dedede, he's so cuddly looking I wanna hang out with him and his big hammer

He's the self proclaimed king of Dream Land, and he makes all the people under him, especially Waddles Dees, to do his bidding, one time he even made everyone bring all the food in Dreamland to him!

He's not a villain though, just a greedy lazy bastard who wants to be incharge, besides he knows that villains in this universe don't last long thanks to a certain pink ball...

Him and Kirby team up more than they fight these days anyway, they're good friends, even if Dedede would never admit it...

Dedede has a habit of getting posessed, be it by Dark Matter (3 times!), used as a puppet by Taranza, being cloned, and being corrupted by a Jamana Heart, the latter of which led to:

This.

Thanks HAL

Anyway I love Dedede a lot, he's my secondary main in Smash (Gordos, anyone?), and he's developed a lot throughout the Kirby series, going from a Kirby hating Greedy King to a not as Kirby Hating, not a Greedy, King, which you wouldn't expect from a series like Kirby tbh

Stan this beeg boi

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Lord Fredrik

From Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze

LOOK AT HIS BIG BELLY

This big guy is the leader of the Snowmad Tribe, a group of conquring Artic creatures who use a horn with an Ice Dragon in it to freeze over islands take them over.

I'm "sno' mad" about this guy tbh, bwaha!

Love his floofy stache,.,

The Snowmads targetted Donkey Kong Island during their conquering, blowng away all the kongs and making them travel all the way back to their frozen home, which was like a real Tropical Freeze. Frederick's forces even started destroying bananas! Was it to spite the Kongs? Or just because they hated bananas? Either way, DK isn't having any of that!

Despite being a icy themed boss, he takes on the Kongs in a volcano, which I'm sure compliments his nice bod with some sweat very well,..,

He blows into his horn for attacks, using the ice dragon inside to freeze the Kongs. I know something else he could blow

Obviously in the end, the Kongs defeat him by yeeting him into his fleet of ships, and Donkey Kong uses the horn to returm Kong Island to it's original state, and kick off all the Snowmads. To be fair he kinda had it coming to him.

I love the Snowmads, I know a lot fo people want the Kremlings back, but I found these guys great as an alternitive. The Snowmads honestly have such cool designs imo, the whole theme of Tropical Freeze is awesome, especially the frozen Donkey Kong Island.

Anyway Lord Fredrik should press me down with his big belly and gimme a kis,s.,.

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Alois Rangeld

From Fire Emblem: Three Houses

LOVE this guy and his dumb moustache

Alois is one of the first characters you meet on FE Three Houses, he runs into Byleth and Jeralt after they save some students from Garreg Mach Monastry, and he recommends Byleth to Rhea to become a professor, seeing the potential in them.

Alois is such a cutie like look at him

Love his big axe, wonder if he has a big sword too

Him and Jeralt have a lot of history too so they probably kissed and held hands before lets be real

Also

You can make Alois wear this if you focus on grappling skills, isn't that just great!

Anyway I love this adorable dad and I wanna smooch he

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Bio Rex

From F-Zero X

Bio Rex is a genetically modified dinosaur who has human level intelligence and increased strength, but all he does is race in the F-Zero Grand Prix so he can earn price money to satisfy his appetite for Mammoth Ribs.

He's got a fine body though, that's always a plus!

Big fan of those thighs and those claws

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Rawk Hawk

From Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door

RAAAAAWKKK!!

It's the Feral Nuclear Reactor, Champion of the Glitz Pit, Rawk Hawk! This beefy birdie starred in Chapter 3 of Paper Mario TTYD, in ownership of a championship belt with a Crystal Star on it! That's one of the games MacGuffins! Mario needs to claim title of Champion so he can get that Crystal Star!

After "The Great Gonzales" and his friends fight there way through the tournement, even using a newly hatched baby Yoshi to win matches, they face off against the Hawk, in an all out final battle to get the Crystal Star and finish Chapter 3!

But the Crystal Star Rawk had was a fake, and Mario instead faced off against Grubba to take it. The poor beefcake lost his title for nothing!

Rawk Hawk appears later on in the game, where a certain Koopa King finds his secret training room by accident, and Rawk tries ro give him a world of hurt as punishment...

Pain.

I'm a big fan of the Wrestler Aesthetic, my favourite Pokémon is Incineroar after all, so Rawk Hawk hits that spot perfectly, tie that with an egotistal bastard attidude and it's a great package! Big fan of the Rawwwk.

Also in Spanish Rawk Hawk is known as Hawk Hogan and I just think that's great.

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Frederick

From Fire Emblem: Awakening

Look at this lovely knight! He's Chrom's deputy in the Shepherds, and serves to protect and serve him, always calling him Mi'lord and going head over heels to make sure he's all good.

He's a powerful unit at the start of the game, which is a trend in FE games, but eventually by the end everyone else winds up just as strong, if not stronger than him.

Is he wearing a suit under his armour? If so that means he's always ready for a date out, how smart.

He can marry too, but only the adult girls since Chrom is forced by the game to marry someone so Lucina can exist, leaving poor Frederick unable to be with his beloved lord :(

Also FE Heroes gave us this outfit

Love the open shirt look but what are thooose

Oh and it gets much better

Thanks Fire Emblem for being such a horny series as usual

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Drayden

From Pokémon Black & White

Grandpa time

The leader of the Opelucid City Gym in Black, Black 2 and White 2 (but not White), Drayden, has a sick beard and abs I love him!!

Plus he trains dragons which is really fucking cool like this guy will be way better than you can ever be, what a legend.

For whatever reason Pokémon Generations amped up the beefiness of him, not that I'm complaining, pair that with his heavy panting in this episods and it's perfect, thanks Pokémon

He's also one of Iris's Adoptive Grandads, along with his husband Alder, which is blessed, he's such a good grandpa but wait was this just a manga exclusive thing I can't remember...

Anyway this beefy dragon man with a sick beard and abs is perfect, I love he,.,

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Midbus

From Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story

MIDBUS!

This piggy looking armidillo-esque chubby guy works under Fawful during the events of Bowser's Inside Story, and strikes a large rivalry with the Koopa King.

Initially encountered at Cavi Cape, Midbus makes short work of Bowser, because Bowser hadn't learned how to defend with his shell yet, but the ever prideful Koopa resented him from the moment they met thanks to this, as well as the fact that Fawful attacked his castle.

They next met at Fawful Theater, on stage, in a cage, in front of a huge crowd, where the two duked it out, and Bowser came out victorious! Gwaha! Too bad he got fattened up as a victory, and Midbus got to mock him for it! Poor Bowser! That makes Midbus - 2, Bowser - 1! That's no good!

Midbus is notable for his odd way of speaking, just like his boss, Fawful. I've always imagined him with a Russian Accent...

Anyway,

This chubster gets real "cool" later, pun entierly intended.

As Blizzard Midbus, he gets way stronger, and also gets Ice Powers! Great way to mirror Bowser's Fire Power!

Midbus makes a great rival to Bowser, the two are burly and agressive, and play off each other very well. I could see those two developing their hatred into something more if Fawful was out of the picture, I wonder if Midbus would be down for a Princess Kidnapping team up date...

But alas, all good things come to an end, when Bowser beats Blizzard Midbus, he freezes up!

Oh dear!

At least Bowser is around to give him smooches while breathing in his cold air to freeze up his airway for the Bros to get through!

I wonder what happened to Midbus after this?

Did Peach just leave him here as an ornament? Was he kept frozen elsewhere? Did he defrost and run away? Or was he just dumped somewhere? Guess we'll never know. Hopefully him and his hunky chubby bod are still around anyway.

Also,

In Minecraft for Wii U, unused textures for pigs give them a Midbus texture! How cute!! Give us the forbidden Midbus Pigs Nintendo/Mojang!!!

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Malladus (when fused with Chancellor Cole)

From The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks

So everyone knows Ganon, but this guy gets overshadowed by him a lot. He's an evil demon who was sealed by train tracks, and the villainous Chancellor Cole plotted to revive him, but to this, he needed a vessel to carry Malladus in...

So Cole killed Zelda and stole her body.

So Malladus controlled Zelda for a bit. That's no good! Get out of there and give her back her body!

After Link and Zelda's Spirit exorcised him out of there on a train and Zelda got her body back, the demon needed to take a new vessel, and he chose Cole, and the result was that lovely muscular hairy beast...

Link and Zelda had to work together to take him down, and the dual screens of the DS allowed us to see him at two lovely angles at once! I love technology!

Thanks to Hyrule Historia, we get to see his concept art! It seems they went with the best choice tbh, he looks great

Now, being an evil demon, all he wants to destroy and kill, but with some talking to he might wind up being nice! He managed to find a friend in Cole after all! Then after that it's big strong cuddles and kisses from this big hairy hunky demon! Woohoo!

Also this is him without a vessel, lol

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Dribble

From WarioWare, Inc.

Look at this handsome bulldog! This taxi driver drives the streets of Diamond City day and night, along with his boyfriend boss, Spitz. He's rather hot tempered and a bit of a speed freak, but he seems to be great at his job, aside from forgetting to collect fares. Most of his passengers are very bizarre, like mermaids and aliens, but also he's sometimes seen cabbying in space.

Him and Spitz got a bit of a redesign in WarioWare Gold, like everyone else. They're quite an unusual but cute pair, and I support them!!

Those nice big teeth look so clean, I'm sure he can give good smooches.,.,

Dribble's got such a nice build, you can tell he's strong, but he has such great respect to his superiour, Spitz, you gotta wonder how far that superiourity Spitz has goes...

Also the fact that Dribble works as a game developer at WarioWare, Inc. proves he's not some brainless meatbag, he's a smart dude

Like all dogs I'm sure Dribble is a joy to be around, and he definetly seems like the kinda anthro doggy I'd take a ride from! Gwaha!

You go, king!

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Magnus

From Kid Icarus: Uprising

A big hunky fellow with a big hunky sword, this seemingly super human first showed up in Chapter 2 in Kid Icarus Uprising, being the sole human strong enough to break into Dark Lord Gaol's Castle and fight off the Underworld Army inside. Eventually he met up with the never ending stream of bullets that is Pit, and the two of them went to take down Gaol together.

However! It turned out Gaol was human girl controlled by the armour, or perhaps she let the armour control her. Magnus seemed close to her, and apologised for having to let it come to this.

She was okay though! Her and Magnus show up late in the game to test Pit in a trial, and Gaol is able to use her badass armour without being controlled, making for a tough pair to go up against.

But enough about her back to the hunk at hand.

Magnus doesn't show up again until Chapter 18, where he's fighting back Palutena's Army after she seemingly turned on humanity.

A certain dog holding a ring goes up to him, and Magnus puts on the ring, allowing the angel inside to control him!

Magnus is playable for the rest of the Land Portion of the Chapter, and he plays like Pit when equipped with a club, minus the projectiles of course.

There's a fun exchange at a hot spring where Pit exclaims he's gonna remove Magnus' pants, but unfortunately, he doesn't...

So Magnus helps Pit reclaim his body and technically saves the world by saving Pit, proving himself to be a very mighty human.

He also appears in Smash Bros 3DS/Wii U as an assist trophy, but Ultimate cut him the game!! Mean!!!

Anyway Magnus is a lovely package, hunky strong bod with a caring brave nature, what a guy, love his hair too.

Also please play KI Uprising it's perfect

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Kraid

From Metroid

Look at this big chubby guy!

He's one of the Space Pirate Commanders, along with Ridley from the original Metroid, but Kraid never got quite the same love Ridley did.

Deep in Brinstar on Planet Zebes, Samus fought this big chubby alien on two seperate ocassions, so she could get into Tourian and kick ass elsewhere.

Kraid was shorter than Samus in the original Metroid, and art showed him to have a cute fluffy back too!

Daww look at him, looks cuddly...

However cuddling him might end up with you getting impaled by a spike or two. Small price to pay though!

After Samus beat him on Zebes for the first time, he died, just like Ridley, but unlike Ridley, he never got rebuilt into a "Meta" version of himself, but concept art shows he was meant to have a boss fight as Meta Kraid...

Teethy fellow, huh.

So chronologically, Kraids next appearance was back on Zebes in Super Metroid, where he was huge! (I should note that in Zero Mission, the Metroid 1 Remake on GBA, he was big there too, little Kraid is NES exclusive)

Big boi

Samus had no trouble beating down this big bellied dude, and he was never seen again...

Except on the Smash Bros. stage, Brinstar Depths from Melee, so he's still around, spinning stages and roaring loudly at fighters.

Kraid, being an alien, may seem a bit off-putting to some, but I think his big belly and cute fanged mouth are quite handsome, I'd give him a big cuddle and smooch if it weren't for those pesky spikes, but regardless you rock you big chubby alien man!