The Gehennians

[bestboybathymandcoolcatsitri]

Oi sitri, if you were ever to meet a dopplegänger version of you, how would it go?

“Beats me, but I’d probably kick his ass!”

“There can only be one cool cat Sitri, and it’s me, y’hear?!”

[bestboybathymandcoolcatsitri]

Why is bathyms ass so fat

“A mix of good Gehennian genetics and a whole lotta squats!”

“And I mean like, a whole lot. A whoooooole lot! Asses don’t get fat overnight y’know!”

[bisexual-wanderer]

Yet another headcannon

Bathym and Hakumen are BFFs

Honestly, these two gay dorks fit so well with eachother. Their looks, the way they act, ect. To me, they just fit way too well together. ...platonically, at least.

[bestboybathymandcoolcatsitri]

Alright very important question for both of you. What is your favorite Pokemon starter?

“Hmmmmm. That’s a toughie…”

“But I think I’m going to go with Sprigatito! He’s so adorable and I just looooove what he evolves into!”

“Is that even a question? It’s Litten!”

“He’s already a cool cat, and he evolves into an even cooler cat! He was literally made for me!”

[bestboybathymandcoolcatsitri]

does looking after sitri make you feel like an old soul? or do you still feel youthful for your age?

“I feel youthful and spry as ever! Sure, I’ve been looking after Sitri for years and years, but I’m still as fit and flexible as I was before leaving Gehenna! Maybe even more so!”

“I still don’t feel a day over… well, there’s no need to mention my actual age!”

[bestboybathymandcoolcatsitri]

Say bathym do you like hugs if so can I give you one?

“Of coooourse!”

“I give the best hugs in the whole colosseum! Just ask all of my adoring fans! So c’mere, you!”

[bestboybathymandcoolcatsitri]

May i boop your snoot Sitri?

...I'll treat you to chocolate.

“U-Uh…”

“Depends on what kinda chocolate it is! Yeah, that’s it! I’m not letting you touch me like that unless it’s the good stuff!”

[bestboybathymandcoolcatsitri]

do sitri’s friends think you’re hot

“Well, they thi-”

“NO!”

“They all think he’s lame, just like I do!”

[bestboybathymandcoolcatsitri]

* slides a card between Bathyms cheeks * debit or credit?

He flexes his cheeks while the card passes through, causing it to snap into pieces.

“Sorry! But it’s not for sale!”

[bestboybathymandcoolcatsitri]

Sitri, hello

*boops your nose*

He swats your hand away.

“Hey, pal! Hands off! You don’t get to touch me without askin’ first, bub!”

[bestboybathymandcoolcatsitri]

Bathym, you’d be terrible at stealth cause the Clap of your ass cheeks would keep alerting the guards

“Hmph!”

“For your information, I would make an excellent stealth agent! Not to mention all of the fabulous skintight outfits I could wear!”

“And yes, I can make my cheeks perfectly silent when I need to! I just don’t usually do it!”

[agent-057]

" With all due respect, Bathym. . ."

" I believe your talents and. . . Assets, are more suited to attracting attention than avoiding it."

" But by all means, if wearing skintight suits and crawling through vents is what you dream of, then go ahead. Just do try to avoid getting stuck in an embarrassing position, won't you?"

[bestboybathymandcoolcatsitri]

“Oh, come on, Ose! We go waaaaaay back don’t we? You know what I’m capable of!”

“I’m easily the sneakiest demon besides you! Hell, I reckon I could give ya a run for your money!”

[bestboybathymandcoolcatsitri]

Bathym, you’d be terrible at stealth cause the Clap of your ass cheeks would keep alerting the guards

“Hmph!”

“For your information, I would make an excellent stealth agent! Not to mention all of the fabulous skintight outfits I could wear!”

“And yes, I can make my cheeks perfectly silent when I need to! I just don’t usually do it!”

[bestboybathymandcoolcatsitri]

Hey Bathym, what do you think about myhtaB?

“I would tell you, but I honestly have no idea who or what that is…”

[bestboybathymandcoolcatsitri]

*slaps the best boi booty*

Buenos Dias, Bathym!

Welcome back!

Jiggle jiggle

“Heeeeeey! It’s so nice to see my adoring fans after all this time!”

“I proooomise that I tried to get back here earlier, but I was just so tied up with Christmas! I had to bend over backwards to get everything ready! Sometimes literally!”

[bestboybathymandcoolcatsitri]

I’m clearing my inbox to start from scratch, so feel free to begin submitting asks again!

[bestboybathymandcoolcatsitri]

Hey there-

I know it’s been quite the long time since I’ve touched this blog, but I have been thinking about trying to get back into it for a while now.

Just wanted to know if any of you were interested in this blog being revived with Bathym and Sitri-

[bestboybathymandcoolcatsitri]

Bathym! Do you have any love advice you could share? About having a date with a Wolf in general, for example like you or any other wolves?

“Love advice? Well, I’ve got a few tips about getting others to like you!”

“Just be yourself!”

“Unless you’re a serial killer or really creepy or… something like that…“

“Then it probably isn’t a good idea…”