sir bruh

♊ i'm izzy I'm 21 and i'd like to thank my mother |-/

[lilacwine1966-deactivated202212]

songs to stand in the kitchen holding a knife to

[kramer]

[blairwitchdiaries-deactivated20]

turns out my life purpose isn’t supposed to be as small and silent and accommodating and convenient as possible

[please-remember-me-for-centuries]

Bus to a field trip: light hearted yelling and fun dancing

Bus home: “Did you know I’m genuinely concerned I am unable to love?”

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

Ada Kaleh (Helena Wittmann, 2018)

[cadaverkeys]

boys will be boys.

[bloodsisters-deactivated2023013]

Underrated part of womanhood is realizing you’re just like. allowed to go outside looking like shit

[angelicguy]

gonna start selling shirts with like strawberries on them or some shit and it says “VIBES” so i can afford a house

[spiroandthelacktones]

Something about transparent purple plastic makes the 90s kid in me react like an excited chimp

[spiroandthelacktones]

Me: *sees this*

Banging my fists on the table: YES YES YES

[redlipstickresurrected]

Vanessa Stockard (Australian, b.75, Sydney, Australia) - Satan in Green Paintings: Acrylics

[catchymemes]

[toshio]

due to personal reasons i’ll be

[kitty]

he sniff

[parkchanwoohoo]

Me when I stutter on the phone during a business call

[dangerousturkey]

Me when i ask for real spicy and not white people spicy

[parkchanwoohoo]

Me when I step in a puddle and I feel the water penetrate my socks

[dangerousturkey]

Me when my friend’s 90 pound dog stomps on my nuts

[parkchanwoohoo]

Me when h– wait, what?

[parkchanwoohoo]

Oh! I’m sorry! I misheard. I thought you said “Me when my friend’s dog stomps on my 90 pound nuts.”

[dangerousturkey]

If i had 90 pound nuts do you think i’d be here? Clowning in this shit hole? I’d have a house of gold. A car of jewels. Lingerie forged with meteorite and silver coins. Dont be so naieve

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

this is without a doubt the funniest shit ever put in a cartoon

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

pebble: finally… after 6 million long years I have finally washed up on shore. no longer am I a slave to the tides, no long-

me [picking up pebble and chucking it into the ocean]: haha sploosh

[guttykreum]

窓: 1AM Tama, Tokyo.